How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    O hell, hai Gil lolol.

    Keep us updated haha
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    typo god damn it, and sleepy. long night.
  • Dewymorning
    Dewymorning Posts: 762 Member
    Ok guys skipped last period because shop class is stupid anyway. I'll be at the gym shortly, wish me luck.
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  • cicisiam
    cicisiam Posts: 491 Member
    Dude ( or whoever it is truly posting) already knows the answer..cocky lil *kitten* is just fishing. Off to POF lil boy.
  • BurntCoffee
    BurntCoffee Posts: 234 Member
    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??


    25? Wow. That's not a cougar sweetie.
  • BurntCoffee
    BurntCoffee Posts: 234 Member
    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


    thanks Urban Dictionary!

    Nice to see I graduated to Jaguar status - I like that better than Cougar. BTW I call BS on the 30 - 39 sexual prime. :bigsmile:

    I sure as heck hope this doesn't end when I turn 40 in October. I just got started!
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
    So has he shacked up in cougar town for the weekend?
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Like this
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  • Jenni129
    Jenni129 Posts: 692 Member
    5022-Culvert-style-grizzly-bear-trap.jpg

    Maybe try a grizzly bear trap?
  • azymth99
    azymth99 Posts: 122 Member
    I am married to an "older" woman. We met when I was 27 and have been together for 13 years. Older women rule. They know what they want, aren't afraid to ask for it, are still very sexy and could teach you a few things...

    Happy hunting.
  • Oi_Sunshine
    Oi_Sunshine Posts: 819 Member
    18, huh?

    Here's what you do...

    Finish school, pick a major for college/university/trades and study hard, get top marks, and work your butt off in the summer to minimize student loans and build up a decent resume with good references. Establish a credit rating, a GIC and save money. Get a good foundation for the rest of your life. Set professional, physical, mental and behavioral goals. Get a step ahead of the typical college grad.

    Then figure out what you want in a woman, don't treat them like a taste test. We are not a buffet. Be choosy. And don't bug women at the gym. That is where they workout. Just because they're in close proximity doesn't mean they want your attention.
  • LegendaryOrange
    LegendaryOrange Posts: 2,864 Member
    Hadn't checked this thread until now. This is great.
  • LaurenBrooke1843
    LaurenBrooke1843 Posts: 73 Member
    I just turned 25 last week and thought the only thing special about this birthday was being able to rent a car! I had no idea I had entered cougar status!! ;)
  • LifterDave
    LifterDave Posts: 112 Member
    Son, you are only 18. If you lack the know how and confidence to hook up with a cougar, leave it alone for a few years until you know what you are doing. You are likely just chasing a pipe dream that you are going to hook up with an older woman who is going to teach you all kinds of new tricks. That stuff you read in porn mags does not happen too often in real life.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I believe its Puma, not cougar. Close, though.

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  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    So did you find a cougar?
  • eclat80
    eclat80 Posts: 12
    This was fun to scroll. Oh, youth!
  • brower47
    brower47 Posts: 16,356 Member
    Red meat. I hear they love that stuff. Just be careful of the claws. They like to play with their food.
  • BurntCoffee
    BurntCoffee Posts: 234 Member
    Son, you are only 18. If you lack the know how and confidence to hook up with a cougar, leave it alone for a few years until you know what you are doing. You are likely just chasing a pipe dream that you are going to hook up with an older woman who is going to teach you all kinds of new tricks. That stuff you read in porn mags does not happen too often in real life.

    Exactly. :) Great advice!

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