How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?
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lmao!!!
Son, you are only 18. If you lack the know how and confidence to hook up with a cougar, leave it alone for a few years until you know what you are doing. You are likely just chasing a pipe dream that you are going to hook up with an older woman who is going to teach you all kinds of new tricks. That stuff you read in porn mags does not happen too often in real life.0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
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If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Oh yeah! all the cougars will run to that!! Not!! :laugh: :noway:
Like this
That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"
In a creepy sort of way :laugh:0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"
In a creepy sort of way :laugh:
It's only creepy if they are unattractive.0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"
In a creepy sort of way :laugh:
It's only creepy if they are unattractive.
He's not unattractive, but his eyes and smile are creepy. I've not seen any guys doing hip thrusts in my gym. Heck, I rarely see guys doing barbell squats when I'm there. Most of them love the dumbbells.0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"
In a creepy sort of way :laugh:
It's only creepy if they are unattractive.
He's not unattractive, but his eyes and smile are creepy. I've not seen any guys doing hip thrusts in my gym. Heck, I rarely see guys doing barbell squats when I'm there. Most of them love the dumbbells.
What about rabies? :laugh:0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
sweet lord NOT , ghawd first of all cougars really who the hell thought up this stupid name, if you see someone your interested in go up and talk to her, no advertising required , smfh0 -
This really made my Sunday morning. What a great read!0
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Ok guys skipped last period because shop class is stupid anyway. I'll be at the gym shortly, wish me luck.
Probably still in the emergency room0 -
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bumping for an update!!!0
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25 is a cougar? Wow, I didn't know I was a cougar now. :blushing: The Zumba comment cracked me up too since I do Zumba. Yeah, if you think 25 is a cougar that's a good place. We even have actual cougars there. I don't have any men in my classes that I attend though.0
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just lay out a piece of meat0
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just lay out a piece of meat
This!0 -
Just throw her over your shoulder.0
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A cougar will hunt you, not the other way around..0
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Okay I'm thinking I should hit up some 1st grade soccer games this weekend & chat up some soccer moms.
As a soccer mom.. I would find that creepy.0 -
Well you guys are a lot nicer than the folks on yahoo answers. That's for sure.
Give them a minute..0 -
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A cougar will hunt you, not the other way around..
This. Hell, I even get cougars at the club....I assumed they're just ready to pounce on anything that walks (depending on the desperation level, obviously.)0 -
Gil, you've really come a long way since that first girl you ever dated. (I have a long memory for BS.) :noway: :sick:
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The weight of an average male cougar is 132lbs. Not that impressive really. Try lifting something heavier like a baby elephant:
http://whatanimaldoyoulift.herokuapp.com/0 -
Raw meat? And a snare.
Probably leather gloves for safety.0 -
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If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
That just screams, "DO ME NOW!!"
Oh yeah.. I'd notice some of that. Hnnngggg0 -
come back OP!!! we want to know if you met someone yet :bigsmile:0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBvHbnhl3M8
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