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  • gpoliver
    gpoliver Posts: 87 Member
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    holy crap go out for a bit and miss the best part!?!?! Son why aren't you in bed yet? Way past your bedtime!!!! BTW, dont ever ask a girl to snap chat and then say I wnat a relationship not a one night stand... snap chat = 10 seconds not even enough for a one night stand.....


    asnd yea well edited cuz i cant stop laughing at this fool
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!

    Hello????

    Like i said, she is off limit boy!

    I'm in hiding.

    H-H-Hi do you like aquariums ?

    Sorry I'm not your type. I prefer raves.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!

    Hello????

    Like i said, she is off limit boy!

    I'm in hiding.

    H-H-Hi do you like aquariums ?

    Sorry I'm not your type. I prefer raves.

    EDC is coming in a few months :wink:
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!

    Hello????

    Like i said, she is off limit boy!

    I'm in hiding.

    H-H-Hi do you like aquariums ?

    Sorry I'm not your type. I prefer raves.

    EDC is coming in a few months :wink:

    I live in Australia. Would be fun though!
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    seriously, been reading this thread till page 3, and have tears from laughing

    Thanks Gus! I only got to page 3, skipped till the last page and thanks to you I have to go read all the inbetween now!!!!!!!!!!

    Hello????

    Like i said, she is off limit boy!

    I'm in hiding.

    H-H-Hi do you like aquariums ?

    Sorry I'm not your type. I prefer raves.

    EDC is coming in a few months :wink:

    I live in Australia. Would be fun though!

    awe booo :sad: i've never been but i have a friend who wants me to come with her
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    holy crap go out for a bit and miss the best part!?!?! Son why aren't you in bed yet? Way past your bedtime!!!! BTW, dont ever ask a girl to snap chat and then say I wnat a relationship not a one night stand... snap chat = 10 seconds not even enough for a one night stand.....


    asnd yea well edited cuz i cant stop laughing at this fool
    I had a one night stand that only lasted 10 seconds...
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    holy crap go out for a bit and miss the best part!?!?! Son why aren't you in bed yet? Way past your bedtime!!!! BTW, dont ever ask a girl to snap chat and then say I wnat a relationship not a one night stand... snap chat = 10 seconds not even enough for a one night stand.....


    asnd yea well edited cuz i cant stop laughing at this fool
    I had a one night stand that only lasted 10 seconds...

    oh you poor thing.....
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    I had a one night stand that only lasted 10 seconds...

    You can have multiple in 10seconds, ROFL!

    Pass!
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    I had a one night stand that only lasted 10 seconds...

    You can have multiple in 10seconds, ROFL!

    Pass!

    yeah no thanks :noway:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
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    holy crap go out for a bit and miss the best part!?!?! Son why aren't you in bed yet? Way past your bedtime!!!! BTW, dont ever ask a girl to snap chat and then say I wnat a relationship not a one night stand... snap chat = 10 seconds not even enough for a one night stand.....


    asnd yea well edited cuz i cant stop laughing at this fool
    I had a one night stand that only lasted 10 seconds...

    oh you poor thing.....
    That wasn't the worst part.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    I had a one night stand that only lasted 10 seconds...

    You can have multiple in 10seconds, ROFL!

    Pass!

    yeah no thanks :noway:

    I think we should be friends. Stuff the little boys.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    Stuff me


    that just sounds....well.... backwards for one...
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    I had a one night stand that only lasted 10 seconds...

    You can have multiple in 10seconds, ROFL!

    Pass!

    yeah no thanks :noway:

    I think we should be friends. Stuff the little boys.


    :flowerforyou:
  • thebigcb
    thebigcb Posts: 2,210 Member
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    Step 1

    Go to gym

    DONE
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
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    Stuff me

    Nothing wrong with that and Gus I meant the OP that says he's over 18,

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