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How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
    First of all .. you will need the following
    - a key to a zoo,
    - some kind of large cat carrier
    - meat scented underpants
    - 3 Red Bulls
    - 4 Packs of D batteries
    - A golf club
    - 2 buckets of Ice
    and a lot of nerve! .. A LOT OF NERVE!

    Hmmm, I've often found men who wear meat scented underpants. This must be a hint.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    Yep. Still my favorite thread in the history of ever. Keep it going, kids!
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
    Of all places why'd you chose the least one to succeed? (unless you are both handsome with a great body)
    As a starter: "Can we share the machine?" and that's how you can actually start a conversation IN THE GYM.
    Oh and this tip comes from someone who has never tried. (not in the gym at least) :happy: :drinker:
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member
    Bring bacon. Offer to share it. Never fails.

    (I so :heart: this thread)
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    Do you even lift bro? If so picking up a cougar should be easy peasy :tongue:
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    Spray moose urine on your clothes. Drives them crazy.
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  • geekishgirl
    geekishgirl Posts: 117 Member
    Weren't you flirting with a guy at the bar? No wonder the women weren't interested!
  • Rafter88
    Rafter88 Posts: 63
    I just walk in to the gym with shorts and t and holler out, Any Cougars want some lol
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  • curvygirl77
    curvygirl77 Posts: 769 Member
    Love this topic.
  • spamantha57
    spamantha57 Posts: 674 Member
    Cougars are women 40+
    PUMAs are ladies in their 30s.
    18-25? Ya'll still kittens. :smile:
  • usmc01462
    usmc01462 Posts: 1,944 Member
    this is funny...
  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
    Cougars are women 40+
    PUMAs are ladies in their 30s.
    18-25? Ya'll still kittens. :smile:

    PUMAs or MILFs depends on the package they are on!
  • leeilaxoxo
    leeilaxoxo Posts: 66
    good luck OP
  • aedreana
    aedreana Posts: 979 Member
    Tell her you're a virgin. NOTHING is more tempting than THAT!:bigsmile:
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    So I tried talking to some older chicks at a bar this weekend and they all said I looked like a baby/ too young/ cute etc etc I think i might have to start talking to girls my own age.

    just grab a titty

    Yes! Tell them you need some milk before your nap! :flowerforyou:

    (sorry you are having such a tough time right now)
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    So I tried talking to some older chicks at a bar this weekend and they all said I looked like a baby/ too young/ cute etc etc I think i might have to start talking to girls my own age.

    just grab a titty

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  • Jodsmission
    Jodsmission Posts: 130 Member
    It's a must bump as it has had me laughing all morning:laugh:
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    bored
  • splashtree2
    splashtree2 Posts: 277
    the man or the cat?
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
    bump
  • psychdlc
    psychdlc Posts: 27 Member
    Lift with your knees.
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    Lift weights on the plains of the Serengeti and I guarantee a cougar will come to you. ????
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member
    hello again. It is so good to see you. Glad to see you got bumped.

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  • jraines1973
    jraines1973 Posts: 231 Member
    Some of us don't like being called Cougars, total turn off!!!!

    Love the wild cat pictures that people have been posting!!! that's the main reason that I read through this thread! :bigsmile:
  • kendall916
    kendall916 Posts: 4,222 Member
    I'm not a cougar but if you give me eye contact and start by saying hi there is a chance we'd talk about common interests :tongue:
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    I hate the word cougar.....it connotates me looking for prey. It's demeaning. I much prefer MILF. Lol
  • psychdlc
    psychdlc Posts: 27 Member
    Ask her if she needs you to spot her while she does her kegels.

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