How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?
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First of all .. you will need the following
- a key to a zoo,
- some kind of large cat carrier
- meat scented underpants
- 3 Red Bulls
- 4 Packs of D batteries
- A golf club
- 2 buckets of Ice
and a lot of nerve! .. A LOT OF NERVE!
Hmmm, I've often found men who wear meat scented underpants. This must be a hint.0 -
Yep. Still my favorite thread in the history of ever. Keep it going, kids!0
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Of all places why'd you chose the least one to succeed? (unless you are both handsome with a great body)
As a starter: "Can we share the machine?" and that's how you can actually start a conversation IN THE GYM.
Oh and this tip comes from someone who has never tried. (not in the gym at least) :happy: :drinker:0 -
Bring bacon. Offer to share it. Never fails.
(I so this thread)0 -
Do you even lift bro? If so picking up a cougar should be easy peasy0
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Spray moose urine on your clothes. Drives them crazy.0
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Weren't you flirting with a guy at the bar? No wonder the women weren't interested!0
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I just walk in to the gym with shorts and t and holler out, Any Cougars want some lol0
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Love this topic.0
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Cougars are women 40+
PUMAs are ladies in their 30s.
18-25? Ya'll still kittens.0 -
this is funny...0
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Cougars are women 40+
PUMAs are ladies in their 30s.
18-25? Ya'll still kittens.
PUMAs or MILFs depends on the package they are on!0 -
good luck OP0
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Tell her you're a virgin. NOTHING is more tempting than THAT!:bigsmile:0
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So I tried talking to some older chicks at a bar this weekend and they all said I looked like a baby/ too young/ cute etc etc I think i might have to start talking to girls my own age.
just grab a titty
Yes! Tell them you need some milk before your nap! :flowerforyou:
(sorry you are having such a tough time right now)0 -
So I tried talking to some older chicks at a bar this weekend and they all said I looked like a baby/ too young/ cute etc etc I think i might have to start talking to girls my own age.
just grab a titty
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It's a must bump as it has had me laughing all morning:laugh:0
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bored0
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the man or the cat?0
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bump0
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Lift with your knees.0
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Lift weights on the plains of the Serengeti and I guarantee a cougar will come to you. ????0
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hello again. It is so good to see you. Glad to see you got bumped.
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Some of us don't like being called Cougars, total turn off!!!!
Love the wild cat pictures that people have been posting!!! that's the main reason that I read through this thread! :bigsmile:0 -
I'm not a cougar but if you give me eye contact and start by saying hi there is a chance we'd talk about common interests0
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I hate the word cougar.....it connotates me looking for prey. It's demeaning. I much prefer MILF. Lol0
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Ask her if she needs you to spot her while she does her kegels.0
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