How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?
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Sigh...
Well, Scumbag. How did it go? Did you approach an older woman?0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
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Is there some kind of fascination for women to be a cougar?.... Just curious...
I think it's more of a joke that makes us 40 somethings who have had our self esteem kicked in the gut a few times in our past feel empowered. No longer are we worried about being pitched aside for a younger woman....we can do the pitching. But...at the end of the day...I'm much more interested in someone my own age.0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
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Its like sooo skeevy... Yet i cant look away0 -
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Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
BTW: I love being a Jag0 -
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Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
BTW: I love being a Jag
Um okay there's nothing really funny about this whole situation. I honestly feel I'm having a midlife crisis. While most of my classmates are at parties making bad decisions not caring about their future I find myself overthinking life at the aquarium alone.
Maybe make friends with the blow fish while there?0 -
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Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
BTW: I love being a Jag
Um okay there's nothing really funny about this whole situation. I honestly feel I'm having a midlife crisis. While most of my classmates are at parties making bad decisions not caring about their future I find myself overthinking life at the aquarium alone.
Maybe make friends with the blow fish while there?
Okay I was feeling crappy then you came along trying to make it worse. But then I realized I'm half your age and way more ripped. Lol
Just trying to give you a laugh. But if your age and stature relative to mine make you feel better about yourself too, I guess its still mission accomplished. :drinker:0 -
Also how bad is it that I lied about my age. Thinking of eventually telling her if we really hit it off and she's too into me to mind.0
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what's happening in here? what happened to the funnies?
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If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
:laugh:
Its like sooo skeevy... Yet i cant look away
I can't even tell you how funny/sexy that crazy face he's making makes it.0 -
If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?
Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:
Like this
:laugh:
Its like sooo skeevy... Yet i cant look away
I can't even tell you how funny/sexy that crazy face he's making makes it.0 -
Also how bad is it that I lied about my age. Thinking of eventually telling her if we really hit it off and she's too into me to mind.
This one gets it. Learn from him, young grasshopper.0 -
Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
BTW: I love being a Jag
Um okay there's nothing really funny about this whole situation. I honestly feel I'm having a midlife crisis. While most of my classmates are at parties making bad decisions not caring about their future I find myself overthinking life at the aquarium alone.
Wow, mid-life crisis at 18. Why are you so serious? have some fun be silly, take chances. Plan your future but don't let it run your life. *kitten* will happen and you need to be able to roll with it. As for dating older women their priorities will be different. Are you looking for kids and marriage in the next 2-3 yrs? Go out and explore the world. Travel work horrible jobs and meet people not just women ALL PEOPLE. But lighten up. Sorry, I know advice from an old person who needs that as you know absolutley everything that there is to know about life.0 -
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Just got out of detention, she said it was too late to workout later :,(. Gonna be a long lonely light at the gym.
Oh. He's been back for awhile, where have I been? Lol0 -
I lol'ed pretty hard at the cougar age. I had no idea I was considered one to some :O1
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are you out of school yet Gil ?0
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Just got out of detention, she said it was too late to workout later :,(. Gonna be a long lonely light at the gym.
Gil gets detention. But of course. You bad bad boy you.0 -
Wow yeah.....try doubli that age bub0
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ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?
25+ ??
LOL. Okay, I was concerned for a while because I was pretty sure this was a trolling, but a part of me kept reading in horror considering the chance that it might just be legitimate. Now I feel much better.0 -
I'm getting secondhand embarrassment reading this thread. That, and I want to hand out glasses of water.0
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@rumezzo is sexy just saying0
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ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?
25+ ??
That is not a cougar? I am 23 and I am not anywhere near a cougar.. I'd say a cougar is 40+0 -
ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?
25+ ??
Omg rofl!!!! Go to college, plenty of 20 something's there. And from a "cougar" aged chick (I'm 26) I wouldn't touch an 18 year old BOY with a ten foot pole. I'm looking for totally different things in my life at 25-26. Just saying :drinker:0 -
Read a coupe of entries. and now...<looking at desk, slamming head>0
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