How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

Chrystine71

I concur!

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MyChocolateDiet

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1324890-age

skrlec70

OMG this thread is still going smh

tmaryam

OMG this thread is still going smh

To be fair, it was dead for 17 hours and you revived it. haha :bigsmile:

skrlec70

OMG this thread is still going smh

To be fair, it was dead for 17 hours and you revived it. haha :bigsmile:

LMAO your right...sorry guys :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :grumble: :noway: :grumble: :laugh:

115s

This a serious topic??

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tristan299

same way you pick up your mums shopping. Remember to bend your knees and don't lift with your back

CoveOps

tell them youre married and not intrested. Works every time!

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus

you don't, they will pick you.

PRMinx

How did I miss this the first time around? Damn.

CoveOps

How did I miss this the first time around? Damn.

Nice kitty

QuiznatoddBidness

All right, it's back!

QuiznatoddBidness

PRMinx

How did I miss this the first time around? Damn.

Nice kitty

Why, thank you. :flowerforyou:

dbmata

Dems Cougs.

jnichel

By the scruff of the neck.

Am I doing this right?

Grumpsandwich

Sup

FlashMorehouse

Some tips here from a pro...
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=omcxjXiWwpU

I hope this thread never ever dies! And that youtube video?

This whole thread has pretty much made me shart I am laughing so hard!

Sharon_C

Act mature and you will attract mature women whether they be 18, 28 or 38.

Good luck :flowerforyou:

QuiznatoddBidness

Hey...my favorite thread...back like a long lost friend!

Slendermike

bring cougar food and an animal cage

Slendermike

bring cougar food and an animal cage

and wear gloves, they tend to bite

Alluminati

Roll this beezy

upnorthtim

Be very sure to call them "chicks". They love that........

Monnix39

I disagree

canadjineh

We may not say yes but we like being asked nicely (no crudity- I don't even think that's a word... whatever)
:blushing:

yellosd

Deload for a week by picking up kittens instead, make sure you're eating and sleeping enough, and then try again next week.

Apazman

First of all .. you will need the following
- a key to a zoo,
- some kind of large cat carrier
- meat scented underpants
- 3 Red Bulls
- 4 Packs of D batteries
- A golf club
- 2 buckets of Ice
and a lot of nerve! .. A LOT OF NERVE!