How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


    honey, go to college.....
  • HattieMonicaReborn
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    Older woman are a good choice, they know what they want......not afraid of things young girls are.

    Be confident and genuine..actually listen to what they have to say
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Older woman are a good choice, they know what they want......not afraid of things young girls are.

    Be confident and genuine..actually listen to what they have to say

    Here is a cougar for you, OP! I bet she even pays for drinks and dinner. I saw that on a commercial recently.
  • catb58
    catb58 Posts: 239 Member
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    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Is it possible for one to be a cougar at the ripe old age of 25?? :laugh:
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Is it possible for one to be a cougar at the ripe old age of 25?? :laugh:

    CougarProwl.jpg
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Is it possible for one to be a cougar at the ripe old age of 25?? :laugh:

    I'm leaning towards NO..... I'm 9 years older than that and no where near cougar status. Cougars usually have grandkids from what i've understood, or at least adult kids of their own. (or are old enough to have them, clearly not everyone has kids)
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Is it possible for one to be a cougar at the ripe old age of 25?? :laugh:

    I'm leaning towards NO..... I'm 9 years older than that and no where near cougar status. Cougars usually have grandkids from what i've understood, or at least adult kids of their own.

    I think you are what is known as a "puma".
  • besaro
    besaro Posts: 1,858 Member
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    lol that late night commercial for cougars is all i keep picturing.
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    ok so you are BARELY an adult... what do you consider cougar age ?

    25+ ??

    Is it possible for one to be a cougar at the ripe old age of 25?? :laugh:

    I'm leaning towards NO..... I'm 9 years older than that and no where near cougar status. Cougars usually have grandkids from what i've understood, or at least adult kids of their own.

    I think you are what is known as a "puma".

    ohhhh you shut your mouth! is that a real thing ?????
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


    thanks Urban Dictionary!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


    thanks Urban Dictionary!

    Yay for you! Get them leopard print chonies ready!
  • gpoliver
    gpoliver Posts: 87 Member
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    how old are you & how old are you looking for ?

    Just turned 18, about to graduate from HS next week. So yeah done with HS girls and I think it's time for an upgrade in chicks.

    oh crap i just cant stop laughing.... and Wheird isnt a troller, he was just making us laugh.....
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    how old are you & how old are you looking for ?

    Just turned 18, about to graduate from HS next week. So yeah done with HS girls and I think it's time for an upgrade in chicks.

    oh crap i just cant stop laughing.... and Wheird isnt a troller, he was just making us laugh.....

    I am providing motivational encouragement. I support the OP in his gurney.
  • gpoliver
    gpoliver Posts: 87 Member
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    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


    thanks Urban Dictionary!

    and sabertooth age 65+....

    oh that may have been harsh.... and crap I am in cougar range.....
  • arainiday1
    arainiday1 Posts: 1,763 Member
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    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


    thanks Urban Dictionary!

    Yay for you! Get them leopard print chonies ready!

    i better go shopping.....
  • mullycathNZ
    mullycathNZ Posts: 64 Member
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    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).

    Brilliant! I thought I was a Cougar but at 37 I guess I'm actually a Puma - love it!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


    thanks Urban Dictionary!

    Yay for you! Get them leopard print chonies ready!

    i better go shopping.....

    :huh: You don't already have them?
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
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    Okay can we stick on topic

    Dude, why are you complaining, this thread has brought them out of the woodwork.