How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • carfanman
    carfanman Posts: 271 Member
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    Puma
    A woman in her sexual prime between the ages of 30-39 who prefers to date younger men. The term "puma" does not apply to women before their 30s, and should never be confused with the titles "Cougar" (ages 40-49) and "Jaguar" (ages 50+).


    thanks Urban Dictionary!

    what is after age 50? I have an older friend who's mother dated a guy that was 30 years old when she was 81. They were together for 4 years...
  • LifterDave
    LifterDave Posts: 112 Member
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    Whaa?? No way. Cougar's are 35-40+ ...

    You've been legally old enough to drink for 4 years in the US? COUGAR ! That's dumb.

    so i am 37 that makes me a cougar?!

    GROOOOSSSS

    I would never EVER date a man below 40 ;)
    37 would still be a young lady in my book. Certainly not a cougar yet.
  • piyuK
    piyuK Posts: 45 Member
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    Just waiting to know how it went!!! lol lol lol
  • JTUSAFRet
    JTUSAFRet Posts: 28 Member
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    Son, you are only 18. If you lack the know how and confidence to hook up with a cougar, leave it alone for a few years until you know what you are doing. You are likely just chasing a pipe dream that you are going to hook up with an older woman who is going to teach you all kinds of new tricks. That stuff you read in porn mags does not happen too often in real life.
    +1
  • dapunks
    dapunks Posts: 245 Member
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    In for the update. Wonder if cougar has him tied up for later?
  • GBrady43068
    GBrady43068 Posts: 1,256 Member
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    bend at the knees.
    Not bad.

    I was going to go with "Carefully, very carefully...while saying "Nice kitty....".
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,255 Member
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    You're gonna need some skills!
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    BTW picking up any girls at the gym is what *kitten* do. There is a time and place. The gym is not.
  • ellechim1
    ellechim1 Posts: 74 Member
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    what is after age 50? I have an older friend who's mother dated a guy that was 30 years old when she was 81. They were together for 4 years...

    Hubby says Turkey Vulture is after Cougar.....so 50+?
  • Kitten2629
    Kitten2629 Posts: 1,359 Member
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    Sigh...

    Well, Scumbag. How did it go? Did you approach an older woman?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    :laugh:
  • jakenjosefsmom
    jakenjosefsmom Posts: 31 Member
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    Is there some kind of fascination for women to be a cougar?.... Just curious... :)

    I think it's more of a joke that makes us 40 somethings who have had our self esteem kicked in the gut a few times in our past feel empowered. No longer are we worried about being pitched aside for a younger woman....we can do the pitching. But...at the end of the day...I'm much more interested in someone my own age. :)
  • Grumpsandwich
    Grumpsandwich Posts: 368 Member
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    If you don't want to just straight up let them know with a tshirt or hat that say it directly, why not a more subtle way like doing hip thrusts near the treadmills?

    Oh yeah! that will do it! :laugh:

    Like this

    7bi68.gif

    :laugh:


    Its like sooo skeevy... Yet i cant look away
  • sabinekiwi
    sabinekiwi Posts: 23 Member
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    Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
    BTW: I love being a Jag :wink:
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
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    Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
    BTW: I love being a Jag :wink:

    Um okay there's nothing really funny about this whole situation. I honestly feel I'm having a midlife crisis. While most of my classmates are at parties making bad decisions not caring about their future I find myself overthinking life at the aquarium alone.

    Maybe make friends with the blow fish while there?
  • mantium999
    mantium999 Posts: 1,490 Member
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    Thanks guys - this is soo hilarious
    BTW: I love being a Jag :wink:

    Um okay there's nothing really funny about this whole situation. I honestly feel I'm having a midlife crisis. While most of my classmates are at parties making bad decisions not caring about their future I find myself overthinking life at the aquarium alone.

    Maybe make friends with the blow fish while there?


    Okay I was feeling crappy then you came along trying to make it worse. But then I realized I'm half your age and way more ripped. Lol

    Just trying to give you a laugh. But if your age and stature relative to mine make you feel better about yourself too, I guess its still mission accomplished. :drinker:

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