How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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    you don't, they will pick you.
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    How did I miss this the first time around? Damn.
  • CoveOps
    CoveOps Posts: 100
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    How did I miss this the first time around? Damn.

    Nice kitty
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 603 Member
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    All right, it's back!
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 603 Member
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    misc-man-picking-up-big-cat.jpg
  • PRMinx
    PRMinx Posts: 4,585 Member
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    How did I miss this the first time around? Damn.

    Nice kitty

    Why, thank you. :flowerforyou:
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,951 Member
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    Dems Cougs.
  • jnichel
    jnichel Posts: 4,553 Member
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    By the scruff of the neck.

    Am I doing this right?
  • Grumpsandwich
    Grumpsandwich Posts: 368 Member
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    cougar.jpeg#funny%20cougar%20%20356x450

    Sup
  • FlashMorehouse
    FlashMorehouse Posts: 138 Member
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    Some tips here from a pro...
    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=omcxjXiWwpU

    I hope this thread never ever dies! And that youtube video?

    This whole thread has pretty much made me shart I am laughing so hard!
  • Sharon_C
    Sharon_C Posts: 2,132 Member
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    Act mature and you will attract mature women whether they be 18, 28 or 38.

    Good luck :flowerforyou:
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 603 Member
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    Hey...my favorite thread...back like a long lost friend!
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
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    bring cougar food and an animal cage
  • Slendermike
    Slendermike Posts: 1,776 Member
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    bring cougar food and an animal cage
    and wear gloves, they tend to bite
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
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    Roll this beezy
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  • upnorthtim
    upnorthtim Posts: 376 Member
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    Be very sure to call them "chicks". They love that........
  • Monnix39
    Monnix39 Posts: 127
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    I disagree
  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
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    We may not say yes but we like being asked nicely (no crudity- I don't even think that's a word... whatever)
    :blushing:
  • yellosd
    yellosd Posts: 8 Member
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    Deload for a week by picking up kittens instead, make sure you're eating and sleeping enough, and then try again next week.
  • Apazman
    Apazman Posts: 494 Member
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    First of all .. you will need the following
    - a key to a zoo,
    - some kind of large cat carrier
    - meat scented underpants
    - 3 Red Bulls
    - 4 Packs of D batteries
    - A golf club
    - 2 buckets of Ice
    and a lot of nerve! .. A LOT OF NERVE!

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