How can I pick up a cougar at the gym?

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  • canadjineh
    canadjineh Posts: 5,396 Member
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    First of all .. you will need the following
    - a key to a zoo,
    - some kind of large cat carrier
    - meat scented underpants
    - 3 Red Bulls
    - 4 Packs of D batteries
    - A golf club
    - 2 buckets of Ice
    and a lot of nerve! .. A LOT OF NERVE!

    Hmmm, I've often found men who wear meat scented underpants. This must be a hint.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
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    Yep. Still my favorite thread in the history of ever. Keep it going, kids!
  • TitanGM
    TitanGM Posts: 1,161 Member
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    Of all places why'd you chose the least one to succeed? (unless you are both handsome with a great body)
    As a starter: "Can we share the machine?" and that's how you can actually start a conversation IN THE GYM.
    Oh and this tip comes from someone who has never tried. (not in the gym at least) :happy: :drinker:
  • QuiznatoddBidness
    QuiznatoddBidness Posts: 602 Member
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    Bring bacon. Offer to share it. Never fails.

    (I so :heart: this thread)
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    Do you even lift bro? If so picking up a cougar should be easy peasy :tongue:
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    Spray moose urine on your clothes. Drives them crazy.
  • geekishgirl
    geekishgirl Posts: 117 Member
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    Weren't you flirting with a guy at the bar? No wonder the women weren't interested!
  • Rafter88
    Rafter88 Posts: 63
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    I just walk in to the gym with shorts and t and holler out, Any Cougars want some lol
  • curvygirl77
    curvygirl77 Posts: 769 Member
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    Love this topic.
  • spamantha57
    spamantha57 Posts: 674 Member
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    Cougars are women 40+
    PUMAs are ladies in their 30s.
    18-25? Ya'll still kittens. :smile:
  • usmc01462
    usmc01462 Posts: 1,944 Member
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    this is funny...
  • abadvat
    abadvat Posts: 1,241 Member
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    Cougars are women 40+
    PUMAs are ladies in their 30s.
    18-25? Ya'll still kittens. :smile:

    PUMAs or MILFs depends on the package they are on!
  • leeilaxoxo
    leeilaxoxo Posts: 66
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    good luck OP
  • aedreana
    aedreana Posts: 979 Member
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    Tell her you're a virgin. NOTHING is more tempting than THAT!:bigsmile:
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    So I tried talking to some older chicks at a bar this weekend and they all said I looked like a baby/ too young/ cute etc etc I think i might have to start talking to girls my own age.

    just grab a titty

    Yes! Tell them you need some milk before your nap! :flowerforyou:

    (sorry you are having such a tough time right now)
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
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    So I tried talking to some older chicks at a bar this weekend and they all said I looked like a baby/ too young/ cute etc etc I think i might have to start talking to girls my own age.

    just grab a titty

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  • Jodsmission
    Jodsmission Posts: 130 Member
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    It's a must bump as it has had me laughing all morning:laugh:
  • yopeeps025
    yopeeps025 Posts: 8,680 Member
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    bored

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