Sarcastic Heifer
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D@mn, I'm glad my best friend doesn't post about how jealous she is of me to random internet strangers!
You said you wouldn't tell anyone. Now I'm off to post how jealous I am of you on the interwebz.0 -
Fun fact- the people being sarcastic and offering the ugly truth are probably the only ones who can help you make this about lasting change. Listening to them would be wise
It's about time you got here. What took you so long?
She's was out being a bada**...
Saving the world from dangerous diet pills and starvation, one gif at a time
Also,
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this was very funny to read
. id love to post my opinion, but its really not that important. however i would like to draw attention to miss bombshell- your abs are fantastic! holy s**t! im jealous 
Thank you so much:flowerforyou:0 -
If you start importing shady Mexican prescriptions, I'll totally be jealous! Unless you share :drinker:D@mn, I'm glad my best friend doesn't post about how jealous she is of me to random internet strangers!
You said you wouldn't tell anyone. Now I'm off to post how jealous I am of you on the interwebz.0 -
Your kids didn't trash your body. YOU trashed your body by probably not eating right and keeping fit throughout your pregnancies. Let's keep it real, here. You're already halfway there just by being here and being willing to make a change, but let's dispense with excuses.0
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I don't even have anything to contribute. Ladies... well done. I'm glad I'm friends with you.0
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Fun fact- the people being sarcastic and offering the ugly truth are probably the only ones who can help you make this about lasting change. Listening to them would be wise
It's about time you got here. What took you so long?
Eatin' lunch
Hahaha... this never gets old0 -
Fun fact- the people being sarcastic and offering the ugly truth are probably the only ones who can help you make this about lasting change. Listening to them would be wise
It's about time you got here. What took you so long?
Eatin' lunch
Hahaha... this never gets old
I love this one and the one p.diddy did on you tube of eating like different superheroes. Has me rolling
ETA : How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food:
http://youtu.be/TAD3X2Mws7Q 0 -
So, I'm sure this will be seen as combative, but what the hell...who are any of you to decide which of my notions are wrong?
Also, most of the people giving me "advice" are on this site for the same reason I am...you're out of shape. Hey Pot, this is Kettle. You're black. Also, shut up.
No, some of us USED to be out of shape and now we stay for maintenance and for the LOLS. Also, you came here spouting off excuses, lame ones, so now you get butt hurt that you aren't hearing what you wanted. How about you stop whining about kids ruining your body and friends that take adipex and go for a walk?0 -
Wow...are you guys serious with this ****? Here is the deal...I didn't come to YOU asking for advice or getting up in your business. I am perfectly accountable for my own actions. I am fat because I eat like **** and don't exercise. I happen to be snarky and sarcastic. You're super adorable with your trolling, really. Precious, even. Lol.
Well that escalated quickly
ETA: I thought you were a sarcastic heifer =/
I haven't read all the posts yet, but this made me giggle crazily.
OP, there are all types of personalities here. Some people will love you some will not. Having differing opinions is one of the things that makes this community great.0 -
Sneak into the pantry and smash those Doritos before your husband opens the bag. "What? Your chips are all smashed? Sorry babe, I have no idea what happened..." Maybe he'll get tired of eating them with a spoon and stop bringing them into the house. Passive-aggressive as hell, but it sure makes you feel better... Plus, you'll probably burn a calorie or two smashing those Doritos!
Wrong....now he can stick a straw in the bag and eat them without the annoying need to wash his hands afterwards.
This may, in fact, be the best idea that these forums has ever produced.
*adds Doritos and crazy straws to the shopping list*
This is the kind of determination that made America great. You sir, are a true patriot.0 -
I don't know what I'm liking more more.... OP's sense of humor or the other posters' lack of it... lol...
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Sneak into the pantry and smash those Doritos before your husband opens the bag. "What? Your chips are all smashed? Sorry babe, I have no idea what happened..." Maybe he'll get tired of eating them with a spoon and stop bringing them into the house. Passive-aggressive as hell, but it sure makes you feel better... Plus, you'll probably burn a calorie or two smashing those Doritos!
Wrong....now he can stick a straw in the bag and eat them without the annoying need to wash his hands afterwards.
This may, in fact, be the best idea that these forums has ever produced.
*adds Doritos and crazy straws to the shopping list*
This kind of genius is why you're on my FL. Well, that and your rugged good looks.
I wonder what my vitamix would do with a bag of doritos...and if I could then load the powder into straws and eat them like pixie sticks. Mmm, pixie sticks...and doritos.
Dorito Powder is exactly what my protein smoothies have been missing.0 -
I love how this thread is so neatly polarizing MFP members into two very separate and distinct groups.
I would label each of these groups, but I doubt I could keep the bias of my own personal perspective from showing through. I only wish that MFP would spin off two separate sites so the group I'm not in wouldn't have to be so offended by how I choose to conduct myself here.
Would this be like one site for the whole / uncrushed Doritos group, and the other site for the pixie stix Doritos group? Something like the left and right Twix factories? Or the Orothdox Lucky Charms eaters, and the added marshmallow Lucky Charms eaters?0 -
I never said I'm fat because of my kids! Read the posts, people. You're all so busy knowing everything and being high and mighty that you're not real concerned with accuracy, are you?0
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Well that escalated quickly
I haven't read all the posts yet, but this made me giggle crazily.
OP, there are all types of personalities here. Some people will love you some will not. Having differing opinions is one of the things that makes this community great.
Ahhhh, my three favorite mature TV personalities, Hugh Laurie (who filmed a Disney film near my workplace last summer), and the 'Two Old Guys' from the Muppets. YAAAAY!
Sorry so totally off post theme, lol.
BTW kids DO ruin your body, but that's no excuse to not get back at least some of your lusciousness.0 -
Wow what a lovely person0
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Fun fact- the people being sarcastic and offering the ugly truth are probably the only ones who can help you make this about lasting change. Listening to them would be wise
It's about time you got here. What took you so long?
Eatin' lunch
Not gonna lie. Every time I see this pic in someone's reply I burst out laughing.0 -
Sneak into the pantry and smash those Doritos before your husband opens the bag. "What? Your chips are all smashed? Sorry babe, I have no idea what happened..." Maybe he'll get tired of eating them with a spoon and stop bringing them into the house. Passive-aggressive as hell, but it sure makes you feel better... Plus, you'll probably burn a calorie or two smashing those Doritos!
Wrong....now he can stick a straw in the bag and eat them without the annoying need to wash his hands afterwards.
This may, in fact, be the best idea that these forums has ever produced.
*adds Doritos and crazy straws to the shopping list*
This kind of genius is why you're on my FL. Well, that and your rugged good looks.
I wonder what my vitamix would do with a bag of doritos...and if I could then load the powder into straws and eat them like pixie sticks. Mmm, pixie sticks...and doritos.
Seriously. Someone just stole this idea and sold it to a chip company. And if not......*goes off to do a patent search*
As long as we're making all of my childhood dreams come true...
...I want to be able to buy a box of just the marshmallows from Lucky Charms...
...and just the candy sticks from the Lik-m-aid.
Oh, and flying cars. We were all but promised flying cars by now...
...but if I have to choose, give me the marshmallows and candy sticks before the flying car.
Jof - I might be able to help make your childhood dreams come true... at least one of them. There is a candy store off of I-44 near Springfield MO (close to Marshfield I think, if you know where that is) that proclaims itself to be the worlds largest candy store. They sell saltwater taffy and fudge and TONS of different types of nostalgic candies. I am pretty sure they sell the candy sticks there.
Then... there is some Amish store near Jeff City, where they sell a bag of just the marshmallows from Lucky Charms. Well, they aren't exactly the same, but they are a reasonable facsimile. I don't know the name of it or the exact location, but if you are so inclined to take a cross Missouri road trip I am pretty sure I could find my friend from JC and ask her for the name and address.
Flying cars - sorry dude, can't help you there.0 -
For ****'s sake! I never said I'm fat because of my kids! Read the posts, people. You're all so busy knowing everything and being high and mighty that you're not real concerned with accuracy, are you?
Some people seem to enjoy being self righteous on here, I wouldn't take it personally.0 -
For ****'s sake! I never said I'm fat because of my kids! Read the posts, people. You're all so busy knowing everything and being high and mighty that you're not real concerned with accuracy, are you?I have three kids who I love more than life itself. But they TRASHED my body.
Really?
Oh, and I'm going to repeat the "can dish it out but can't take it" line again.
Keep it classy.
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I'm currently on terfamex which is pretty much adipex, only i got this across the border in Mexico without a prescription. I'm excited to try it out.
and of course working out and eating healthy :flowerforyou:
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I don't even have anything to contribute. Ladies... well done. I'm glad I'm friends with you.
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I did have to check this out though.....credit to the OP for having the most popular "introduce yourself" thread amongst some of the best of MFP......Yes I said it my FL is the best, will admit there are a few here I am wondering why I haven't added.0 -
For ****'s sake! I never said I'm fat because of my kids! Read the posts, people. You're all so busy knowing everything and being high and mighty that you're not real concerned with accuracy, are you?
No, we are all pretty much over this post. This whole thread has become fodder for our amusement and a place to gif. I do have to say I am impressed you keep coming back given your obvious level of irritation with how this thread has ended up........0 -
No, no, no...ok, here is the deal. You misunderstand completely. First of all, whoever made the hyberbole dig. I dig it. I dig it MORE THAN ANYONE HAS EVER DUG ANYTHING EVER IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING. Really, it was hilarious.
I believe I made it clear right from the jump that I'm not a touchy feely kind of person. Like, didn't I say that immediately? Yeah, I did. But, allow me to explain since everyone wants to jump my ****.
1. When I said my kids trashed my body, I did not mean that my kids made me fat. I made me fat. Not that it is any of your business but apparently I need to explain because otherwise I'll be thrown to the MFP wolves up in this *****. I mean that my second child caused massive health issues. And then when I went to have the surgery to treat said health issues, I found out I was pregnant with my third. I spent my third pregnancy on complete bedrest. After my third was born, I had a very complicated and scary hysterectomy. By trashed my body, I meant that in the literal sense. So, suck it.
2. My friend who was prescribed adipex DOES have a leg up on me. She has an amphetamine coursing through her veins giving her energy everyday. Can I just go buy some meth? No, no I cannot. I don't care what you say. I openly admit, I have zero will power. I am a mother of three tiny energy thieves and I am tired ALL OF THE TIME. You can tell me that I just have to find the motivation myself. Well, no ****, Sherlock. Why do you think I'm on this site to begin with?
3. I didn't ask for people to give me reassuring lovey messages or advice, did I? I didn't ask for judgement, correct? All I said was, if any other people who just occasionally need a kick in the *kitten* wanna get in on this thing together, let me know. That was it.
*****es be crazy.
Here ya' go...if you want to quote me. Do it correctly.0 -
And, can you report whether you have gotten any strikes or warnings for all the F-bombs you've dropped up in here, please? :flowerforyou:
I'd like to know why some people can mumble and get banned and some people scream and get nothing... thoughts? :grumble:
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I concur, dear sir!Just so much "No" here.
No, your friend doesn't have a leg up because of the adipex.
No, you should not be jealous of her meds.
No, your kids didn't trash your body.
No, you're probably not ready to take it seriously this time.
All of which is fine. Almost anyone who has had real success at this will tell you that they had a dozen false starts. You fake it til you make it. You go through the motions until it clicks. You'll know it clicked when you wake up and realize that none of that ****, not the meds or the kids or husband with the Doritos, none of it matters. There are a million perfectly valid reasons to do it right tomorrow. There are a million perfectly valid reasons not to. It's not about the reasons. All that matters is which side of the ledger you choose your reasons from when you wake up in the morning. The rest is just mental and emotional *kitten*.0 -
And, can you reporthether you have gotten any strikes or warnings for all the F-bombs you've dropped up in here, please? :flowerforyou:
I'd like to know why some people can mumble and get banned and some people scream and get nothing... thoughts? :grumble:
I know right?!?! I got banned and had to protest a strike for using the F word...0 -
Good Luck on your Journey
Yes, don't stop believing. . . . .hold on to that feeling. . . . .0 -
Good Luck on your Journey
Yes, don't stop believing. . . . .hold on to that feeling. . . . .
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