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  • ♥jewelchristian♥
    ♥jewelchristian♥ Posts: 3,666 Member
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    But much less entertaining!
  • robin52077
    robin52077 Posts: 4,383 Member
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    But much less entertaining!

    lol very true!
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
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    Suddenly I feel like a troll. My apologies.

    @ Rheanna - I have that relationship with my hubby too.
    @ NYIQ - Not a single one!
    here one: how about you let me taste those cookies.lol
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
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    Suddenly I feel like a troll. My apologies.

    @ Rheanna - I have that relationship with my hubby too.
    @ NYIQ - Not a single one!
    here one: how about you let me taste those cookies.lol
  • reesepieces
    reesepieces Posts: 253 Member
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    I had someone tell he was *really* good in bed.
    randomly.

    i replied..."hooray for your wife?"

    there were more, but i checked my inbox but they're too old and must have been deleted.

    :laugh: Oh i love this! your reply is awesome!
  • PoshTaush
    PoshTaush Posts: 1,247
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    Not one line for me either. I'm guessing it's cause I'm still a bit chubby!

    I've been laughing for about 10 minutes now though! You all are hilarious!
  • ♥jewelchristian♥
    ♥jewelchristian♥ Posts: 3,666 Member
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    Suddenly I feel like a troll. My apologies.

    @ Rheanna - I have that relationship with my hubby too.
    @ NYIQ - Not a single one!
    here one: how about you let me taste those cookies.lol

    Thank you Mr.Marius. I was waiting for something about my creamy centre!
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
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    Suddenly I feel like a troll. My apologies.

    @ Rheanna - I have that relationship with my hubby too.
    @ NYIQ - Not a single one!
    here one: how about you let me taste those cookies.lol

    Thank you Mr.Marius. I was waiting for something about my creamy centre!

    man.. i missed that one. that would have been good too
  • CreativeRedhead
    CreativeRedhead Posts: 2,166
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    Hahaha Robin!! I know all about that protein shake stuff too....oh don't buy that stuff, if you want protein baby I got it! :laugh: Man he cracks me up sometimes! And I agree it is sometimes just easier to go shopping alone. :tongue:
  • abiglosertoo
    abiglosertoo Posts: 23
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    i haven't really had any pickup lines yet either. i'm sure my time is coming soon though.

    i read a lot of comments about how women take compliments to heart. i guess i'm one of those girls who tries not to read into compliments very much. you know THAT girl. the one who when a guy says "you look pretty today" she's already planning the wedding. yea, i don't wanna be like that! also, i grew up with brothers and have a lot of guy friends so i [think i] know men pretty well.

    on the flip side, because i rarely take compliments to mean more than just "you look nice today" or "you're beautiful", i've been told by a few men that they were more than just mere compliments.

    so i guess if you're complimenting me but want it to be more than just a compliment, you basically have to spell it out for me!

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