craziest pick up lines on mfp

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  • trisha329
    trisha329 Posts: 266 Member
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    Yeah, I concur with the age thing -- I've never been hit on here either! Okay, maybe I'm just not worthy of a pick-up line! :laugh:

    But that's okay -- I've had my day --- leave it to the young uns! :wink:
  • pamelasusan
    pamelasusan Posts: 90 Member
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    Thanks for bringing this up. Closest thing I ever get to a compliment is "Gee, you remind me of my Dad!"

    What's the Matter with me?? I wanna feel pretty too!!


    I just spit my water out at my desk while reading this!

    You are pretty!
  • SunLove8
    SunLove8 Posts: 693 Member
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    "You look like a Viking! Can I take you to Valhalla on my longship?"

    LMAO!!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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    "Hey I never knew Boston girls were this sexy!!! Wish I was there to touch those silky toned thighs" <--- from a creepy *kitten* old guy

    "Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
    ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell:

    what have I told you about calling me creepy, I prefer the phrase disturbing :tongue:

    LOL TK!!!! I can always count on you for a good laugh!! No, I blocked the creepster that said that. He kept sending me PM's when I DIDN'T add him to FB. :laugh:

    But I do have to share something that TK DID say about me one time which I thought was adorably cute.
    When he found out that I was so short he started calling me "Pocket Dani" and asked if he would carry me around in a Baby Bjorn!
    :wink: Cute right?!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    TK is adorable.
  • AnaNotBanana
    AnaNotBanana Posts: 963 Member
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    I'm not sure if he was hitting on me or not but I got an email from a guy telling me I was "a-peeling" because of the banana reference in my user name.
  • Oompa_Loompa
    Oompa_Loompa Posts: 1,099 Member
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    None! I must suck!


    me too! o well. no creepos for us! lol
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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    TK is adorable.

    I agree!! Now TK can post what you just said about him on this thread. Because that is kind of creepy coming from you Binary.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
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    TK is adorable.

    I agree!! Now TK can post what you just said about him on this thread. Because that is kind of creepy coming from you Binary.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Pffft...he wants something creepy...here it is

    TK
    hitit-1.gif
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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    TK is adorable.

    I agree!! Now TK can post what you just said about him on this thread. Because that is kind of creepy coming from you Binary.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Pffft...he wants something creepy...here it is

    TK
    hitit-1.gif

    NIIIIIIICE! :drinker:
  • collettemrk
    collettemrk Posts: 271
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    I wouldn't know.I haven't heard one is so long I wouldn't recognize it...LOL!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
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    "Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
    ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell:

    OMG...get that ALOT!

    Thanks Brit! Glad I'm not the only one.
    ...and you know why they want to look at those larger pics!
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
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    I'm not sure if he was hitting on me or not but I got an email from a guy telling me I was "a-peeling" because of the banana reference in my user name.

    Yea he was hitting on you
  • Joeysgirl
    Joeysgirl Posts: 99
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    This topic is funny! I guess I didn't even realize this stuff goes on behind the scenes.. didn't really think about it. But it does seem like there are a LOT of suggestive profile pics appearing everywhere.

    I guess I didn't even realize there was a dating section??? Now I am going to have to go check that out!

    Add me to the list of no pick up lines either, LOL. Thanks for sharing your pick up lines, made for a good laugh!
  • cflorkie
    cflorkie Posts: 92 Member
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    Lol hilarious. The viking one is my personal favorite. I'm saving that one for my husband to use on me later when i build the muscle i want!:wink::laugh:

    I haven't got hit on on here, but i don't have my real pic up either :bigsmile:
  • CherokeeBabe
    CherokeeBabe Posts: 1,704 Member
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    Thanks for bringing this up. Closest thing I ever get to a compliment is "Gee, you remind me of my Dad!"

    What's the Matter with me?? I wanna feel pretty too!!

    You ARE pretty! You're a pretty, pretty princes!!! :flowerforyou: :heart:
  • JGCowboy
    JGCowboy Posts: 58
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    My pickup line was.........wait for it..........wait for it.............okay still waiting............. Thats what girls think of cowboy boots these days......absolutely nothing! :sad:
  • Winter23
    Winter23 Posts: 142
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    this thread is hilarious.
  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
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    This thread is too funny!

    I've got a couple of the "do you have more pics on FB?" type PM's....
  • hjsyndrome
    hjsyndrome Posts: 215
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    Very funny. I never came to this site for that, so I would have never thought anyone would do that. Not sure why I wouldnt, I guess cuz I wouldnt. But since this looks to be a thing to do, Im in!!!!!

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