craziest pick up lines on mfp
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I have to say though, some profile pics just scream 'please hit on me'. May I say choose your pic wisely or dont complain. Not saying its right, but its reality. I'm married and have NEVER cheated, but I must admit there are plenty of pics here that i cant help but peek at. Sometimes even twice (lol)!
ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh:
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It might be a thin line to walk guys...but I don't think that's a bad idea on a public forum, especially this one in particular
:laugh: since there's such a mixed crowd.
"Okay... not to be a sexist pig here... and I don't have a foot fetish... but the picture you put up (current as I send this) with the spiked heels? They don't make me think really courteous polite thoughts... in fact, they tend to inspire the rather physically focused animal in me...
Just sayin'... "
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I just get alot of "you're a gorgeous redhead" and "i love those redheads" and some that I most definitely cannot post on here
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That's cuz "you're a gorgeous redhead" and who doesn't love those redheads?
I spent many years playing with hair color just for the heck of it. My grandma always told me blondes have more fun, but I ALWAYS got the most action -- er, I mean, attention -- when I was a redhead. :bigsmile:0 -
Ha ha, these are funny. None for me though, awww must be the dam wedding dress in the profile pic, ha ha, JOKES! Love you Michael! (hubby of 1 year, bf of 12yrs).0
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More of a creeper line than a pick up line.. "I really want to shove my water bottle down your throat"
My response: "Really, because I just want to bite your water bottle off" 'click unfriend'
LOL OMG that is soooo creepy!!! God, some people...0 -
I had someone tell he was *really* good in bed.
randomly.
i replied..."hooray for your wife?"
there were more, but i checked my inbox but they're too old and must have been deleted.0 -
I have to say though, some profile pics just scream 'please hit on me'. May I say choose your pic wisely or dont complain. Not saying its right, but its reality. I'm married and have NEVER cheated, but I must admit there are plenty of pics here that i cant help but peek at. Sometimes even twice (lol)!
ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh:
my boob pic looks like a butt :ohwell:0 -
yea, seems lately lots of boob pics showing up on the dating thread trying to out do each other I guess, amazes me even as a chick the pics that go up!. :noway:
ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh:
I thought the same thing! :laugh:0 -
"Okay... not to be a sexist pig here... and I don't have a foot fetish... but the picture you put up (current as I send this) with the spiked heels? They don't make me think really courteous polite thoughts... in fact, they tend to inspire the rather physically focused animal in me...
Just sayin'... "
Heels are sexy....just sayin!0 -
LOL I love this thread....you guys have me here cracking up at work
By the way I havent had any other...hmm maybe that a good thing :flowerforyou:0 -
.I have to say though, some profile pics just scream 'please hit on me'. May I say choose your pic wisely or dont complain. Not saying its right, but its reality. I'm married and have NEVER cheated, but I must admit there are plenty of pics here that i cant help but peek at. Sometimes even twice (lol)!
ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh:
my boob pic looks like a butt :ohwell:0 -
I've never had the pleasure of someone trying to pick me up on MFP or telling me that I am beautiful, etc. I did, however, PM somebody and tell them that I thought they were incredibly good-looking and that I didn't mean it in a sleazy way; I just hadn't seen a man that good-looking in a long time. I hope he didn't take it that way (watch my PM show up on this thread, LOL). He responded and seem to take the compliment cordially, but you never know, I guess.
You liar! I told you you were beuatiful a long time ago! Just kidding - you are beautiful!
Your Pal,
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"Okay... not to be a sexist pig here... and I don't have a foot fetish... but the picture you put up (current as I send this) with the spiked heels? They don't make me think really courteous polite thoughts... in fact, they tend to inspire the rather physically focused animal in me...
Just sayin'... "
Heels are sexy....just sayin!0 -
yea, seems lately lots of boob pics showing up on the dating thread trying to out do each other I guess, amazes me even as a chick the pics that go up!. :noway:
ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh:
my boob pic looks like a butt :ohwell:0 -
"Okay... not to be a sexist pig here... and I don't have a foot fetish... but the picture you put up (current as I send this) with the spiked heels? They don't make me think really courteous polite thoughts... in fact, they tend to inspire the rather physically focused animal in me...
Just sayin'... "
Im with you that pics makes bad thoughts wonder through my head!0 -
someone has one laying down and for the life of me, I'm not sure if it's boobs or what?? It's sorta hard to tell exactly what it is... I actually don't mean that critically even, I just sat there and looked and couldn't quite figure it out. Maybe that was the point...to keep us guessing?
Not sure confusion has the same effect as mystery when trying to attract the opposite sex....0 -
yea, seems lately lots of boob pics showing up on the dating thread trying to out do each other I guess, amazes me even as a chick the pics that go up!. :noway:
ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh:
my boob pic looks like a butt :ohwell:
nah. it's just my butt looking boobies :blushing:0 -
for those of you that havent had one yet, dont worry its coming. you are all beautiful.
on another note you all probably didnt partake in the boob shot profile pic phenomenon either lol. nydoll- nothing wrong with a compliment, if you think someone looks good thats cool, i was talking some of these lines that people give, for some reason on social sites guys tend to say the most ridiculous stuff and i always find that funny
I noticed all the cleavage shots and the bathtub legs. What's up with that? I thought this was MFP not myspace. Maybe I'm just too old. Pretty happy to say I don't get hit on here.0 -
"Hey I never knew Boston girls were this sexy!!! Wish I was there to touch those silky toned thighs" <--- from a creepy *kitten* old guy"Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell:
what have I told you about calling me creepy, I prefer the phrase disturbing0
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