craziest pick up lines on mfp
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omg!!:laugh: :happy:"Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell:
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...nothin'...
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there are ladies here i may say some silly stuff to but its only because of our interactions and its all in fun, i wouldnt just randomly do so though
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure...likely story 0 -
My pickup line was.........wait for it..........wait for it.............okay still waiting............. Thats what girls think of cowboy boots these days......absolutely nothing! :sad:
I like cowboy boots....
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I haven't had any yet either. sad.
but. my time is only short so far. ha. maybe in 50kgs I'll get some corny lines? something to look forward to perhaps? hahahah
maybe they think you are a bit young - your pic is quite cute though!! LOL0 -
I haven't had any yet either. sad.
but. my time is only short so far. ha. maybe in 50kgs I'll get some corny lines? something to look forward to perhaps? hahahah
maybe they think you are a bit young - your pic is quite cute though!! LOL
by the way, i realised after quoting this that it was 7 pages BACK!! The photo in the avatar was of a cute little BABY!!
Just want to clear that up, okay?? LOL0 -
None! I must suck!
I agree with Don!!! you really are beautiful!and I amnot just saying that!!!0 -
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I like that one.I'm scared to pay someone a compliment now.
nah dont be, its encouraging to get a compliment.
just dont feed them a line like "i'd like to ride those newly developed curves" lol0 -
Hello Kitty,,, LTNS.
How about the classic "I'd like to check you for ticks!" Hehehe,,,,0 -
omg!!:laugh: :happy:"Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell: :noway:
Yeah that was his FIRST message. I got 2 more after that.
He got deleted AND blocked!!!! :devil:0 -
Hey ya Casper. :flowerforyou:Hello Kitty,,, LTNS.
How about the classic "I'd like to check you for ticks!" Hehehe,,,,
That's all fun and games until you've actually had to go to the ER to get one removed. *shudder*0 -
Nuh uh. You haven't blocked me yet.
omg!!:laugh: :happy:"Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell: :noway:
Yeah that was his FIRST message. I got 2 more after that.
He got deleted AND blocked!!!! :devil:0 -
To put it in even better perspect from my end...p/u line from hubby (we met online)
1st conversation: him -- "Hi. Pulled up your name. You're hot". me -- "who are you? I'm busy, so go away and stop PMing me" Him -- "wow, you're a b!tch". me -- "that's right."
2nd conversation: me -- "What? Not gonna talk to me this time?" him -- "not really." me -- "you look like a reject from the 70s." him -- "whatever. You're still hot though."
Been married 14+ years now. :laugh:
He was also my first boyfriend so I never had to deal with "pick up lines" :laugh:0 -
Ginny has a great story of our first conversation.To put it in even better perspect from my end...p/u line from hubby (we met online)
1st conversation: him -- "Hi. Pulled up your name. You're hot". me -- "who are you? I'm busy, so go away and stop PMing me" Him -- "wow, you're a b!tch". me -- "that's right."
2nd conversation: me -- "What? Not gonna talk to me this time?" him -- "not really." me -- "you look like a reject from the 70s." him -- "whatever. You're still hot though."
Been married 14+ years now. :laugh:
He was also my first boyfriend so I never had to deal with "pick up lines" :laugh:0 -
Nuh uh. You haven't blocked me yet.
omg!!:laugh: :happy:"Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell: :noway:
Yeah that was his FIRST message. I got 2 more after that.
He got deleted AND blocked!!!! :devil:
Damn!!! :grumble:0 -
I told him he was a jerk. He tried to bully me in an online game.
Ginny has a great story of our first conversation.To put it in even better perspect from my end...p/u line from hubby (we met online)
1st conversation: him -- "Hi. Pulled up your name. You're hot". me -- "who are you? I'm busy, so go away and stop PMing me" Him -- "wow, you're a b!tch". me -- "that's right."
2nd conversation: me -- "What? Not gonna talk to me this time?" him -- "not really." me -- "you look like a reject from the 70s." him -- "whatever. You're still hot though."
Been married 14+ years now. :laugh:
He was also my first boyfriend so I never had to deal with "pick up lines" :laugh:
turns out i like jerks :laugh:0 -
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Then my next question is do you like Cowboys? 0
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there are ladies here i may say some silly stuff to but its only because of our interactions and its all in fun, i wouldnt just randomly do so though
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure...likely story
yea theres this hot redhead here that wants me even if she doesnt know it0 -
Then my next question is do you like Cowboys?
I'm a cowgirl. Does that help?0 -
there are ladies here i may say some silly stuff to but its only because of our interactions and its all in fun, i wouldnt just randomly do so though
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuure...likely story
yea theres this hot redhead here that wants me even if she doesnt know it
ROFL!!!!
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OMG, some of these are hilarious!
I'm still fairly new and haven't had any...I never knew there was this whole other side to MFP. LOL0 -
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My husband said this to me on the candy aisle one day.
Me: I think I want some fireballs.
Him: Well if you want something round to suck on, I can help you out with that.
Me: Oh jeez shut up!
Me: Nah I think I'll get something sweet and salty...lol
Him: Even better, I got ya covered on that too.
Me: You're sooo wrong! :laugh:
Can't shop for cucumbers with him either, well any food for that matter. He always says stuff like that. If I'm bending over loading the dishwasher, oh god that's like an open invitation to him. haha 0 -
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bump!0
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@ jewel -- get ready for a plethora of pickup lines with those new pics :laugh:
@ CreativeRedhead -- wish I had that kind of relationship with my hubby :brokenheart: lucky gal! 0 -
I never got one either! But the ones on here are pretty funny...and also some that are just really creepy!0
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Suddenly I feel like a troll. My apologies.
@ Rheanna - I have that relationship with my hubby too.
@ NYIQ - Not a single one!0 -
My husband said this to me on the candy aisle one day.
Me: I think I want some fireballs.
Him: Well if you want something round to suck on, I can help you out with that.
Me: Oh jeez shut up!
Me: Nah I think I'll get something sweet and salty...lol
Him: Even better, I got ya covered on that too.
Me: You're sooo wrong! :laugh:
Can't shop for cucumbers with him either, well any food for that matter. He always says stuff like that. If I'm bending over loading the dishwasher, oh god that's like an open invitation to him. haha
wow, this sounds like my relationship with my hubby, but I'm the one being dirty. :devil: :laugh: I'd say more, but I don't want Mike to lock or delete the thread
oh, grocery shopping is fun with us too. He likes to chase me around with those huge long pepperoni/sausage sticks, or comments about how I don't need to buy stuff for protein shakes cuz he'll make me one fresh any time I want it.
:laugh:
Sometimes it's easier just to go by myself!0
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