craziest pick up lines on mfp

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  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    I have to say though, some profile pics just scream 'please hit on me'. May I say choose your pic wisely or dont complain. Not saying its right, but its reality. I'm married and have NEVER cheated, but I must admit there are plenty of pics here that i cant help but peek at. Sometimes even twice (lol)!
    yea, seems lately lots of boob pics showing up on the dating thread trying to out do each other I guess, amazes me even as a chick the pics that go up!. :noway: :tongue: ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh: :tongue:
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    It might be a thin line to walk guys...but I don't think that's a bad idea on a public forum, especially this one in particular:wink::laugh: since there's such a mixed crowd.

    "Okay... not to be a sexist pig here... and I don't have a foot fetish... but the picture you put up (current as I send this) with the spiked heels? They don't make me think really courteous polite thoughts... in fact, they tend to inspire the rather physically focused animal in me...

    Just sayin'... "

    :laugh: :laugh:
    I know right? :smokin:
  • Clew
    Clew Posts: 910 Member
    I just get alot of "you're a gorgeous redhead" and "i love those redheads" and some that I most definitely cannot post on here:tongue: .

    That's cuz "you're a gorgeous redhead" and who doesn't love those redheads?

    I spent many years playing with hair color just for the heck of it. My grandma always told me blondes have more fun, but I ALWAYS got the most action -- er, I mean, attention -- when I was a redhead. :bigsmile:
  • heathersmilez
    heathersmilez Posts: 2,579 Member
    Ha ha, these are funny. None for me though, awww must be the dam wedding dress in the profile pic, ha ha, JOKES! Love you Michael! (hubby of 1 year, bf of 12yrs).
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
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  • Jourdan_Rystrom
    Jourdan_Rystrom Posts: 176 Member
    More of a creeper line than a pick up line.. "I really want to shove my water bottle down your throat"

    My response: "Really, because I just want to bite your water bottle off" 'click unfriend'

    LOL OMG that is soooo creepy!!! God, some people...
  • ginnyroxx
    ginnyroxx Posts: 763
    I had someone tell he was *really* good in bed.
    randomly.

    i replied..."hooray for your wife?"

    there were more, but i checked my inbox but they're too old and must have been deleted.
  • ginnyroxx
    ginnyroxx Posts: 763
    I have to say though, some profile pics just scream 'please hit on me'. May I say choose your pic wisely or dont complain. Not saying its right, but its reality. I'm married and have NEVER cheated, but I must admit there are plenty of pics here that i cant help but peek at. Sometimes even twice (lol)!
    yea, seems lately lots of boob pics showing up on the dating thread trying to out do each other I guess, amazes me even as a chick the pics that go up!. :noway: :tongue: ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh: :tongue:

    my boob pic looks like a butt :ohwell:
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    yea, seems lately lots of boob pics showing up on the dating thread trying to out do each other I guess, amazes me even as a chick the pics that go up!. :noway: :tongue: ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh: :tongue:

    I thought the same thing! :laugh:
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    "Okay... not to be a sexist pig here... and I don't have a foot fetish... but the picture you put up (current as I send this) with the spiked heels? They don't make me think really courteous polite thoughts... in fact, they tend to inspire the rather physically focused animal in me...

    Just sayin'... "

    Heels are sexy....just sayin!
  • Sugar_Apple
    Sugar_Apple Posts: 951 Member
    LOL I love this thread....you guys have me here cracking up at work

    By the way I havent had any other...hmm maybe that a good thing :flowerforyou:
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
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    I have to say though, some profile pics just scream 'please hit on me'. May I say choose your pic wisely or dont complain. Not saying its right, but its reality. I'm married and have NEVER cheated, but I must admit there are plenty of pics here that i cant help but peek at. Sometimes even twice (lol)!
    yea, seems lately lots of boob pics showing up on the dating thread trying to out do each other I guess, amazes me even as a chick the pics that go up!. :noway: :tongue: ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh: :tongue:

    my boob pic looks like a butt :ohwell:
    someone has one laying down and for the life of me, I'm not sure if it's boobs or what?? It's sorta hard to tell exactly what it is... I actually don't mean that critically even, I just sat there and looked and couldn't quite figure it out. Maybe that was the point...to keep us guessing?:tongue:
  • porcelain_doll
    porcelain_doll Posts: 1,005 Member
    I've never had the pleasure of someone trying to pick me up on MFP or telling me that I am beautiful, etc. I did, however, PM somebody and tell them that I thought they were incredibly good-looking and that I didn't mean it in a sleazy way; I just hadn't seen a man that good-looking in a long time. I hope he didn't take it that way (watch my PM show up on this thread, LOL). He responded and seem to take the compliment cordially, but you never know, I guess.

    You liar! I told you you were beuatiful a long time ago! Just kidding - you are beautiful!

    Your Pal,
    DonnieB
    Finally! lol Thanks, Don. :smile:
  • HealthyChanges2010
    HealthyChanges2010 Posts: 5,831 Member
    "Okay... not to be a sexist pig here... and I don't have a foot fetish... but the picture you put up (current as I send this) with the spiked heels? They don't make me think really courteous polite thoughts... in fact, they tend to inspire the rather physically focused animal in me...

    Just sayin'... "

    Heels are sexy....just sayin!
    Heels are VERY sexy...
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    yea, seems lately lots of boob pics showing up on the dating thread trying to out do each other I guess, amazes me even as a chick the pics that go up!. :noway: :tongue: ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh: :tongue:

    my boob pic looks like a butt :ohwell:
    It does! :laugh: :laugh: I was completely confused by the hand for a second...like how the HECK did it get there?
  • T_R_A_V
    T_R_A_V Posts: 1,629 Member
    "Okay... not to be a sexist pig here... and I don't have a foot fetish... but the picture you put up (current as I send this) with the spiked heels? They don't make me think really courteous polite thoughts... in fact, they tend to inspire the rather physically focused animal in me...

    Just sayin'... "
    Heels are sexy....just sayin!
    Heels are VERY sexy...

    Im with you that pics makes bad thoughts wonder through my head!
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,304 Member
    someone has one laying down and for the life of me, I'm not sure if it's boobs or what?? It's sorta hard to tell exactly what it is... I actually don't mean that critically even, I just sat there and looked and couldn't quite figure it out. Maybe that was the point...to keep us guessing?:tongue:

    Not sure confusion has the same effect as mystery when trying to attract the opposite sex....
  • ginnyroxx
    ginnyroxx Posts: 763
    yea, seems lately lots of boob pics showing up on the dating thread trying to out do each other I guess, amazes me even as a chick the pics that go up!. :noway: :tongue: ah and what's up with the legs in the bathtub ones...too funny:laugh: :tongue:

    my boob pic looks like a butt :ohwell:
    It does! :laugh: :laugh: I was completely confused by the hand for a second...like how the HECK did it get there?
    mebbe it was someone else's hand :devil:




    nah. it's just my butt looking boobies :blushing:
  • sillygoose1977
    sillygoose1977 Posts: 2,151 Member
    for those of you that havent had one yet, dont worry its coming. you are all beautiful.

    on another note you all probably didnt partake in the boob shot profile pic phenomenon either lol. nydoll- nothing wrong with a compliment, if you think someone looks good thats cool, i was talking some of these lines that people give, for some reason on social sites guys tend to say the most ridiculous stuff and i always find that funny

    I noticed all the cleavage shots and the bathtub legs. What's up with that? I thought this was MFP not myspace. Maybe I'm just too old. Pretty happy to say I don't get hit on here.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    "Hey I never knew Boston girls were this sexy!!! Wish I was there to touch those silky toned thighs" <--- from a creepy *kitten* old guy

    "Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
    ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell:

    what have I told you about calling me creepy, I prefer the phrase disturbing :tongue:
  • trisha329
    trisha329 Posts: 266 Member
    Yeah, I concur with the age thing -- I've never been hit on here either! Okay, maybe I'm just not worthy of a pick-up line! :laugh:

    But that's okay -- I've had my day --- leave it to the young uns! :wink:
  • pamelasusan
    pamelasusan Posts: 90 Member
    Thanks for bringing this up. Closest thing I ever get to a compliment is "Gee, you remind me of my Dad!"

    What's the Matter with me?? I wanna feel pretty too!!


    I just spit my water out at my desk while reading this!

    You are pretty!
  • SunLove8
    SunLove8 Posts: 693 Member
    "You look like a Viking! Can I take you to Valhalla on my longship?"

    LMAO!!
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    "Hey I never knew Boston girls were this sexy!!! Wish I was there to touch those silky toned thighs" <--- from a creepy *kitten* old guy

    "Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
    ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell:

    what have I told you about calling me creepy, I prefer the phrase disturbing :tongue:

    LOL TK!!!! I can always count on you for a good laugh!! No, I blocked the creepster that said that. He kept sending me PM's when I DIDN'T add him to FB. :laugh:

    But I do have to share something that TK DID say about me one time which I thought was adorably cute.
    When he found out that I was so short he started calling me "Pocket Dani" and asked if he would carry me around in a Baby Bjorn!
    :wink: Cute right?!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    TK is adorable.
  • AnaNotBanana
    AnaNotBanana Posts: 963 Member
    I'm not sure if he was hitting on me or not but I got an email from a guy telling me I was "a-peeling" because of the banana reference in my user name.
  • Oompa_Loompa
    Oompa_Loompa Posts: 1,099 Member
    None! I must suck!


    me too! o well. no creepos for us! lol
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    TK is adorable.

    I agree!! Now TK can post what you just said about him on this thread. Because that is kind of creepy coming from you Binary.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    TK is adorable.

    I agree!! Now TK can post what you just said about him on this thread. Because that is kind of creepy coming from you Binary.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Pffft...he wants something creepy...here it is

    TK
    hitit-1.gif
  • laughingdani
    laughingdani Posts: 2,275 Member
    TK is adorable.

    I agree!! Now TK can post what you just said about him on this thread. Because that is kind of creepy coming from you Binary.
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Pffft...he wants something creepy...here it is

    TK
    hitit-1.gif

    NIIIIIIICE! :drinker:
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