craziest pick up lines on mfp
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That wasn't me. Instead of "longship", I would have had to have said "dingy"."You look like a Viking! Can I take you to Valhalla on my longship?"0 -
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I haven't gotten any either, but I don't suck. Maybe that's why... ::shrug::
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That's funny!! Don't worry though, you're certainly not alone!
For me, none given and none received. I have tried to carefully make a couple postive comments to gals who looked great. Hard to walk that line of saying something nice about a womans body and sounding like a pervert. Both seemed to be taken as they were intended.0 -
Yeah it is tough. That is why I am a straight up pervert, which any one of my friends can attest to.
That's funny!! Don't worry though, you're certainly not alone!
For me, none given and none received. I have tried to carefully make a couple postive comments to gals who looked great. Hard to walk that line of saying something nice about a womans body and sounding like a pervert. Both seemed to be taken as they were intended.0 -
"I want to touch you" on a friend request.
*hits "Block" and backs away slowly*
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Thanks for bringing this up. Closest thing I ever get to a compliment is "Gee, you remind me of my Dad!"
What's the Matter with me?? I wanna feel pretty too!!
Aww Road Dog, I think you're pretty!!!0 -
More of a creeper line than a pick up line.. "I really want to shove my water bottle down your throat"
My response: "Really, because I just want to bite your water bottle off" 'click unfriend'
Aw Chrissy, you called me out!!!!!! LMAO... That was even better than my water bottle comment!!!0 -
...and for anyone feeling left out, how joo doin'?
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LOL
I haven't got any either but some lines here are EPIC. xD0 -
More of a creeper line than a pick up line.. "I really want to shove my water bottle down your throat"
My response: "Really, because I just want to bite your water bottle off" 'click unfriend'
Aw Chrissy, you called me out!!!!!! LMAO... That was even better than my water bottle comment!!!
lmao, Vee! I don't mind your water bottle comments baby.
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More of a creeper line than a pick up line.. "I really want to shove my water bottle down your throat"
My response: "Really, because I just want to bite your water bottle off" 'click unfriend'
Thats an awesome response!0 -
Okay...somebody send me one so I can post it on here....0
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"Please add me as a friend on FB. I want to look at more pics of you and the ones on here are too small."
ummmmm.....creepy! :ohwell:
OMG...get that ALOT!
Me too!
I also get the pick up lines "Can I have a picture of you because I need to show Santa what I want from Christmas" as well as "I would walk a million miles for one of your smiles...and even further for that thing you do with your tongue" used on me a lot.
Ok, I might be lying about the pick up lines.
Errrrr,
and the Facebook thing. But apart from that, damn!0 -
I've had some creepy ones....I won't even post them they are so lewd.0
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No lines here, either! *feeling left out* :grumble:0
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Thanks for bringing this up. Closest thing I ever get to a compliment is "Gee, you remind me of my Dad!"
What's the Matter with me?? I wanna feel pretty too!!
ROFL.... aww road dog you are pretty too..... Judging from the fact you have 60+ friends on here, you must be just beeautiful on the inside too
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for those of you that havent had one yet, dont worry its coming. you are all beautiful.
on another note you all probably didnt partake in the boob shot profile pic phenomenon either lol. nydoll- nothing wrong with a compliment, if you think someone looks good thats cool, i was talking some of these lines that people give, for some reason on social sites guys tend to say the most ridiculous stuff and i always find that funny
I feel this needs to be revived. Just sayin'0 -
"You look like a Viking! Can I take you to Valhalla on my longship?"
That's hilariously ridiculous.0 -
Dang it... None for me either... Oh well... I can use my imagination of what people would say:)0
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I haven't gotten any but I've only been for about a month I think0
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That wasn't me. Instead of "longship", I would have had to have said "dingy"."You look like a Viking! Can I take you to Valhalla on my longship?"
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I haven't gotten any either. :frown:
No one wants to hit on me. :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
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I just get alot of "you're a gorgeous redhead" and "i love those redheads" and some that I most definitely cannot post on here
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I just get alot of "you're a gorgeous redhead" and "i love those redheads" and some that I most definitely cannot post on here .
Cmon...you got to post for research purposes....:laugh:0 -
None! I must suck!
I haven't gotten any either, but I don't suck. Maybe that's why... ::shrug::
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this could be very true... I haven't gotten anything more than "is that tattoo real?" or "where is your tattoo?" but then again I don't post pictures that invite those sorts of comments...0 -
I have to say though, some profile pics just scream 'please hit on me'. May I say choose your pic wisely or dont complain. Not saying its right, but its reality. I'm married and have NEVER cheated, but I must admit there are plenty of pics here that i cant help but peek at. Sometimes even twice (lol)!0
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I just get alot of "you're a gorgeous redhead" and "i love those redheads" and some that I most definitely cannot post on here .
That's cuz "you're a gorgeous redhead" and who doesn't love those redheads?0 -
It might be a thin line to walk guys...but I don't think that's a bad idea on a public forum, especially this one in particular:laugh: since there's such a mixed crowd.
"Okay... not to be a sexist pig here... and I don't have a foot fetish... but the picture you put up (current as I send this) with the spiked heels? They don't make me think really courteous polite thoughts... in fact, they tend to inspire the rather physically focused animal in me...
Just sayin'... "
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Man, if I was single, I'd be taking notes on this thread. There is some pure gold in here. That Viking ship line is as solid as they come.:laugh:0
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It might be a thin line to walk guys...but I don't think that's a bad idea on a public forum, especially this one in particular:laugh: since there's such a mixed crowd.
"Okay... not to be a sexist pig here... and I don't have a foot fetish... but the picture you put up (current as I send this) with the spiked heels? They don't make me think really courteous polite thoughts... in fact, they tend to inspire the rather physically focused animal in me...
Just sayin'... "
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