My Goal is to lose an Elephant Penis

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  • JeanHaynes
    JeanHaynes Posts: 55 Member
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    I have lost a rack of baby back ribs and an average 2 year old, but I still need to lose a mid-size microwave and an average human brain to reach my goal weight.
  • qtwells82
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    So, you telling me that if I lose 60lbs I'm going to lose my elephant penis?!? Hell with that, I'll stop at a small bale of hay

    call me...
  • chelekaz
    chelekaz Posts: 871 Member
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    I've lost an average 2 year old (almost cheese consumed in a year) .... ultimate goal:

    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
  • Kminor67
    Kminor67 Posts: 900 Member
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    My goal is to lose a newborn giraffe. I've already lost a 5000 BTU air conditioner, and I still need to lose a gold brick.
  • jam0525
    jam0525 Posts: 1,681 Member
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    I have to loose an average house cat or a bald eagle.

    I must say, the title to this thread got me. lol

    Jeannie
  • HopefulLeigh
    HopefulLeigh Posts: 363 Member
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    I've lost the amount of pizza an average American eats in a year [massive motivation for me to stop eating pizza, by the way] but my goal is to lose The World's Largest Ball of Tape.
  • CCSunlight
    CCSunlight Posts: 249 Member
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    I'm trying to lose a cinderblock by the end of the semester. So far I've lost about a human's skin haha:happy:
  • Fertilegrounds5
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    I wanna lose my 10 year kid which is equivalent to and "Irish Setter" but so far have only lost my head. LOL!

    What have you lost?

    1 pound = a Guinea Pig
    1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
    2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
    3 pounds = an average human brain
    4 pounds = an ostrich egg
    5 pounds = a Chihuahua
    6 pounds = a human’s skin
    7.5 pounds = an average newborn
    8 pounds = a human head
    10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
    11 pounds = an average housecat
    12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
    15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
    16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
    20 pounds = an automobile tire
    23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
    24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
    25 pounds = an average 2 year old
    30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
    33 pounds = a cinder block
    36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
    40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of water or an average human leg
    44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
    50 pounds = a small bale of hay
    55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
    60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
    66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
    70 pounds = an Irish Setter
    77 pounds = a gold brick
    80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
    90 pounds = a newborn calf
    100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
    111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
    117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11”)
    118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
    120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
    130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
    138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
    140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
    144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4”)
    150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
    187 pounds = an average adult man
    200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
    235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
    300 pounds = an average football lineman
    400 pounds = a Welsh pony"
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  • dewoods
    dewoods Posts: 148
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  • novatri
    novatri Posts: 262 Member
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    I've lost a human's skin but am aiming for a 2-year old.
  • TheNewJessieMae
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    I've lost a sperm whales Brain, but all together I need to lose the amount of cheese an average American eats in a year!!!!!!! wow!
  • Erica9903
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    I've lost just over a sperm whale's brain :happy: and still have an elephant penis to go, :cry:

    YIKES!!!
  • gunny34
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    lol.. so far I've lost human skin! GROSS! lol
  • debskeff
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    I need to lose a gold brick !!! story of my life lol losing money elephant penis sounded much better!!
  • louramaille
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    fats and oils an average American eats in a year - Here i go!!
  • kristinwalker
    kristinwalker Posts: 100 Member
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    This is hilarious, but saying I want to lose a small bale of hay doesn't sound so great to me ... hmmm need a new and fun 50lb goal!
  • girlofsun26
    girlofsun26 Posts: 140 Member
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    OMG this is hilarious!! What a funny way to put it! I"ve lost human skin!!
  • tinboy
    tinboy Posts: 121 Member
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    I've lost a human's skin but am aiming for a 2-year old.

    :laugh:

    Me, Too!!
  • Dhinkson
    Dhinkson Posts: 28 Member
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    Love that list! lol. I need to lose the elephants heart!!
  • tinboy
    tinboy Posts: 121 Member
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    This is hilarious, but saying I want to lose a small bale of hay doesn't sound so great to me ... hmmm need a new and fun 50lb goal!

    If you've ever had to move bales of hay, this would sound like plenty!!!
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