Worst Thing You have been Witness to at the Gym!

chantalicious
chantalicious Posts: 68
edited September 24 in Chit-Chat
This was inspired by the skimpy bikini wearing cyclist.

The worst thing I've seen was in the locker room. A middle aged lady thought it was a great idea to point the hand dryer at her V spot so she could dry her pubes!
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  • ricolla
    ricolla Posts: 11
    OMG....was the hand dryer her own or the gym's?
  • morawjo
    morawjo Posts: 74 Member
    Ew!! That's horrible. LOL.
  • Melisha82
    Melisha82 Posts: 243
    hahahah oh my gosh!!!
  • Kristie18
    Kristie18 Posts: 332 Member
    lol! Gross! That must have been some sight.
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    icckkaaayy!! hahaha.
  • jennifer3998
    jennifer3998 Posts: 144 Member
    This isn't *bad*, just bizarre.

    The woman on the elliptical in front of me last year was eating FRENCH FRIES while working out. I'm not joking. She had a to-go box from somewhere and was chomping away!
  • KadieA
    KadieA Posts: 167
    Hahahahaha! Im trying not to laught loudly because Im at work but my God this is hilarious!!!! I have a great imagination so I'm totally visualizing this.
    That is really gross though lol...
  • amyrc12
    amyrc12 Posts: 183 Member
    This isn't *bad*, just bizarre.

    The woman on the elliptical in front of me last year was eating FRENCH FRIES while working out. I'm not joking. She had a to-go box from somewhere and was chomping away!

    The "Burn them as you go" method perhaps?
  • janalayn
    janalayn Posts: 510 Member
    I can't imagine anything that could top that LOL ... I just see the regular gross stuff: "too fat for the outfit" and no bras flopping boobs.
  • smitty328
    smitty328 Posts: 164 Member
    OMG!!!! Maybe she should get a trim job!!!!!
  • cheangela
    cheangela Posts: 173
    When I was working at a gym I caught a couple "making the deed" in a broken sauna that was closed for repairs. As they left they caught me asking someone else "wouldn't the wood give you splinters?"

    She says "Yes, yes it does."
  • jennifer3998
    jennifer3998 Posts: 144 Member
    Another bizarre one. Guy who frequently gets on the elliptical next to me is straight out of 1972. He has an afro, short shorts, tube socks, headband, and AIR DRUMS to his ipod music very enthusiastically. He's like a Will Ferrell skit.
  • emmaleigh47
    emmaleigh47 Posts: 1,670 Member
    LOL at the pubes comment....
    Bigger LOL at the eating french fries while on the machine...

    I once saw a >300 pound woman fall off the back of the treadmill, and everyone in the gym started laughing... no one even moved towards her. I ran across the gym ... I felt soo bad for her.
    She had broken her ankle and that is why she went down ...
  • jennifer3998
    jennifer3998 Posts: 144 Member
    LOL at the pubes comment....
    Bigger LOL at the eating french fries while on the machine...

    I once saw a >300 pound woman fall off the back of the treadmill, and everyone in the gym started laughing... no one even moved towards her. I ran across the gym ... I felt soo bad for her.
    She had broken her ankle and that is why she went down ...

    That is so horrible. Good for you for helping her. People suck.
  • TK266
    TK266 Posts: 3,638 Member
    Doing a grappling workout and a guy on the next mat gets plowed in the groin so bad he puked on the mat. This is why you ware a cup barf boy!!

    It was rank.
  • eclairuk
    eclairuk Posts: 130 Member
    The thing that annoys me is the people who sit on a weight machine and talk, sorry shout, on their mobile phones!!! So annoying, surely you can take your call after the gym!!!

    Also I seen a guy running on the treadmill doing weird arm gestures, I had to try really hard not to laugh at him. It was bizarre!!!

    :heart:
  • catcrazy
    catcrazy Posts: 1,740 Member
    LOL at the pubes comment....
    Bigger LOL at the eating french fries while on the machine...

    I once saw a >300 pound woman fall off the back of the treadmill, and everyone in the gym started laughing... no one even moved towards her. I ran across the gym ... I felt soo bad for her.
    She had broken her ankle and that is why she went down ...

    Disgusting that no one else helped!



    back to original topic...i'm loving these!
  • emmaleigh47
    emmaleigh47 Posts: 1,670 Member
    Ok wait nope thought about this more...
    The worst thing I ever saw in the gym was a cardiac arrest -- Im a NP and it was interesting to see off the clock how fast my instincts were... I started CPR and had someone get the AED and he lived (and actually become my patient for many years).
    Now everytime I go to a new gym or YMCA I always ask where the AED is and they think Im nuts... Im telling you this stuff likes to follow me. I have resuscitated people in Epcot, Animal Kingdom, parks, races, church ... hehe!
  • eclairuk
    eclairuk Posts: 130 Member
    Ok wait nope thought about this more...
    The worst thing I ever saw in the gym was a cardiac arrest -- Im a NP and it was interesting to see off the clock how fast my instincts were... I started CPR and had someone get the AED and he lived (and actually become my patient for many years).
    Now everytime I go to a new gym or YMCA I always ask where the AED is and they think Im nuts... Im telling you this stuff likes to follow me. I have resuscitated people in Epcot, Animal Kingdom, parks, races, church ... hehe!

    Wow!!! That's pretty amazing!! Good on you!!!
  • samb
    samb Posts: 464 Member
    hahahahahaha lmao these are all just too funny!!!! lol worst things I see are in the locker room...some people should really change in a changing stall if they are gonna bare all that's all i have to say!! ...
  • aks1985
    aks1985 Posts: 27
    what annoys me is guys walking all over your yoga mat when eventually your intending to lieing down on that very mat!

    one 'tough guy' left his 50lb dumbell on my mat and walked around like he was some type of god - i had to roll it with my feet back to him to pick up. guys are so arrogant sometimes at the gyms! please be courteous to girls guys!

    worst thing: this woman on the treadmill would make the most annoying moans (ugh ugh) after every 10 seconds - i guess she was out of breath...but it really affected my run on the treadmill and slowed me down.
  • eclairuk
    eclairuk Posts: 130 Member
    what annoys me is guys walking all over your yoga mat when eventually your intending to lieing down on that very mat!

    one 'tough guy' left his 50lb dumbell on my mat and walked around like he was some type of god - i had to roll it with my feet back to him to pick up. guys are so arrogant sometimes at the gyms! please be courteous to girls guys!

    worst thing: this woman on the treadmill would make the most annoying moans (ugh ugh) after every 10 seconds - i guess she was out of breath...but it really affected my run on the treadmill and slowed me down.

    Haha!!! Yeah annoying guys at the gym who want to tell you what to do!!! Grrrrrr... leave me alone. I have my IPod on take the hint I don't want to listen to you!!!! :laugh:
    I agree workout noises are distracting and disturbing sometimes.
  • bahrainbel
    bahrainbel Posts: 194
    big fat granny bending down in front of me, with no knickers on.
  • kjensen15
    kjensen15 Posts: 398 Member
    There is a middle aged woman at my gym that ALWAYS wears these grey cotton cheerleading shorts. 1. The shorts are very tight , very short, and give her a mega wedgie. 2. She is a major sweater and ends up with a very noticeable sweat stain in her butt crack every time!

    She works out with her husband too and he obvisouly has never said anything to her! I made my husband promise to tell me if I ever had that problem!
  • Laceylala
    Laceylala Posts: 3,094 Member
    As I was walking out of the locker room a couple weekends ago I caught the hairy brown eye of a woman bending over to get into her locker. I don't mind nudity and I don't mind people walking around naked, etc. It is a locker room..but I have to admit I cringed and was a tad traumatized lol.

    Put your arses towards the lockers everyone!!
  • JennaM222
    JennaM222 Posts: 1,996 Member
    OMG!!!! Maybe she should get a trim job!!!!!

    :laugh: :laugh:
  • emmaleigh47
    emmaleigh47 Posts: 1,670 Member
    As I was walking out of the locker room a couple weekends ago I caught the hairy brown eye of a woman bending over to get into her locker. I don't mind nudity and I don't mind people walking around naked, etc. It is a locker room..but I have to admit I cringed and was a tad traumatized lol.

    Put your arses towards the lockers everyone!!

    I am laughing hysterically now...
  • jamiesgotagun
    jamiesgotagun Posts: 670 Member
    I was on the elliptical, which is near the pool area that has a wall of glass and a door so people cut through there to get to the locker rooms, well apparently a lady thought she was still in the locker room and was walking naked through the pool area for the whole gym to see, oops!!!!
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    well I never saw to many wierd things at the gym,now my apartment fitness room thats a whole diffrent story.
    The top was the guy umm exercising one part of his body very virgorsly
    the woman with the 5 million kids that tear the place up
    the teenagers getting high
    the guy that picks his nose as he uses what little equipment they have there
    and oooo so much more
  • crazymama2two
    crazymama2two Posts: 867
    This was inspired by the skimpy bikini wearing cyclist.

    The worst thing I've seen was in the locker room. A middle aged lady thought it was a great idea to point the hand dryer at her V spot so she could dry her pubes!

    OMG HAHAHAH...well, i walked into the gym and saw a naked lady in her 40s or so pulling her undies down and changing her pad...i stopped dead in my tracks and backed out horrified...dude, the bathroom? it was five steps to her left for christ's sakes!!
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