Zombie survival club

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  • LorinaLynn
    LorinaLynn Posts: 13,247 Member
    This would make an awesome reality show.

    "I'm sorry. You did not meet your exercise quota. The zombies will eat your brain now."
  • htimpaired
    htimpaired Posts: 1,404 Member
    This is great! My husband has a book called the Zombie Survival Guide. He's REALLY into horror stuff...we have any and all movies that involve Dead, Living Dead, etc. He does makeup on halloween and has done a great job making people look either like zombies or like they were eaten by zombies. I would post the pictures but I can't figure out how...:-(

    I think I could take on the stupid slow zombies. Forget about the ones that run. Game over, I'm searching for braaaainnnnsss!
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    Best... Thread... Ever!

    Remember that when the zombies first attack you just have to run faster than your slower friends. It's when they get converted and you have no more slower friends that you are screwed :laugh:

    I'm all about moving back out to the country so that I could grow crops and could get fresh meat ( I am a country boy!). Next on the list, build a replica of ark II (http://thereifixedit.failblog.org/2010/07/01/white-trash-repairs-historical-thursday-ark-ii-facility/).
  • dian1227
    dian1227 Posts: 122 Member
    Shh...i'll be right back, have to grab my Zombie gun, I think they are downstairs...
  • edorice
    edorice Posts: 4,519 Member

    If you are already ready for a zombie attack, please share with us how you have managed to get so much in shape!

    P90X helped jump start my readiness for a zombie attack.
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    So has anyone else started looking around and thinking about who would accidentally "trip" when you are running from the zombies?

    p.s. I am all about the bicycle, I could ride forever without failure, as long as something didn't get in front of me.
  • Coyotemama
    Coyotemama Posts: 206 Member
    What a fantastic motivation! I love it!
  • Laceylala
    Laceylala Posts: 3,094 Member
    Dude I flat out KNOW who I'd trip if I had to start running from zombies!!


    I'm ordering this today:
    http://www.cafepress.com/+zombie_plan_t,140525087
  • hippiechel
    hippiechel Posts: 170 Member
    probably gonna watch 28 days later.. i know. exciting friday night plans.

    i can't wait till i get to a shooting range! i haven't been to one before. really wanna go to one soon. the chick who doesn't know how to use a gun always dies. early too.
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    Fortunately for me, my husband is in the military and has worked in the armory for most of his time. When he goes to shore duty in 6 months, he'll be a small arms instructor. He has taken me shooting so I'm good there. Also, we're signed up to take archery lessons soon. And as I'm typing this, my teenager is sitting next to me reading the Zombie Combat Manual. Just gotta get the cardio up and we're set. lol
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
    So has anyone else started looking around and thinking about who would accidentally "trip" when you are running from the zombies?

    p.s. I am all about the bicycle, I could ride forever without failure, as long as something didn't get in front of me.

    I'm pretty sure I'm the one most of my family and friends would trip. lol
  • Eyesee
    Eyesee Posts: 111 Member
    I don't know if anybody ever played Plants vs. Zombies, but as much as I'd like to believe it, sitting on my butt and beating the game probably won't help me last very long when said attack occurs. Perhaps eating more plants in between bouts of running?

    Also, just in case there are still any naysayers, Zombie Apocalypse is definitely happening. How do I know? There's a Facebook Event for it. Can't argue with THAT.

    http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=110187222330959
  • SabrinaJL
    SabrinaJL Posts: 1,579 Member
    We already RSVPd. We're so there.
  • Black_Swan
    Black_Swan Posts: 770 Member
    Haha I played Plants vs Zombies... I really dont think that would help in offline attack!
  • zave
    zave Posts: 238
    Shh...i'll be right back, have to grab my Zombie gun, I think they are downstairs...

    MY GOD MAN?!? Doesn't anyone else see she hasn't returned from checking on the Zombies???

    dian1227-0 :flowerforyou:
    Zombies-1
  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
    Agreed... this isn't looking good.
  • Steph_135
    Steph_135 Posts: 3,280 Member
    The 1 mile in 15 minutes (4 mi/hr walk) I've done for the last couple days' lunch break leaves me slightly winded with calves & shins aching. And without this thread, I never would have thought to even test it. Added 15 min. to my evening step workout.
    FANTASTIC!!
    There was one girl there who was really really slim, but she managed to lift so much that I think she would be my hero during a zombie attack!
    Id probably try to hide behind her... maybe hand her a towel if she sweats...
    :laugh: GREAT job on the running!! That's impressive! I can't do 15 mins yet.

    jtuner77... :noway: I need to be faster...
    Just for fun:

    http://www.zombiezonenews.com/archives/the-ultimate-guide-to-building-a-zombie-prep-course/
    "Organize before they Rise!" :laugh:

    hroush... Great planning! My family is trying to get a farm. We might not be able to run it so well to start, though...
    So has anyone else started looking around and thinking about who would accidentally "trip" when you are running from the zombies?
    Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. :devil:
    p.s. I am all about the bicycle, I could ride forever without failure, as long as something didn't get in front of me.
    You just reminded me of a dream I had where I was riding a bicycle to escape zombies... CREEPY!! :noway: That was a few months ago.

    Laceylala... I LOVE that shirt!!
    http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=110187222330959
    Eyesee... Right at the end of the Mayan calendar... Nice...

    dian1227's out ALREADY?!?!
  • Laceylala
    Laceylala Posts: 3,094 Member
    I haven't played plants vs zombies but I do play zombie hero.....just in case ninjas take over the world and the zombies are needed to smash them. Gotta be prepared for every situation lol.
  • Black_Swan
    Black_Swan Posts: 770 Member
    Its true, dian didnt come back yet... lets hope she survives!

    Thank you for the support! Today is a horrible day since Im working at home, but Ill try to do at least sit ups, lame modified push ups and do some walking in the evening! Every little counts...
  • emilyrosedye
    emilyrosedye Posts: 66
    I love the idea of this group especially as zombie movies are my favourites! I went for a jog on my usual this morning for the first time in a couple of weeks and was shocked at the amount of times I had to stop for breath and a rest! I'm aiming to get back to running for the full half hour without stopping once and when I'm used to that again, start increasing the distance again.
  • chris0912
    chris0912 Posts: 242 Member
    You need tiger blood and Adonis DNA!!
    No all you need is a razor sharp wit and a trusty boom-stick
    boomstick_1606.jpg
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    Go Bruce Go!
  • milanks
    milanks Posts: 122
    I LOVE this! Next time I see a cupcake calling my name, I'm going to look it right in its frosted little eye and let it know that, while it may be quite tasty, its not worth having my brain eaten.
  • bhonniered
    bhonniered Posts: 228
    After the baby has her breakfast we are going to take one or more of the dogs and go for a walk. Really - we are just going to scout the area for potential Zombie Safe Houses!
  • Steph_135
    Steph_135 Posts: 3,280 Member
    I LOVE this! Next time I see a cupcake calling my name, I'm going to look it right in its frosted little eye and let it know that, while it may be quite tasty, its not worth having my brain eaten.
    :noway: No, it's definitely not! I need to remember this next time the cupcakes are calling me (ie. right now).
    After the baby has her breakfast we are going to take one or more of the dogs and go for a walk. Really - we are just going to scout the area for potential Zombie Safe Houses!
    Or ones you can commandeer if need be. :wink:
  • Black_Swan
    Black_Swan Posts: 770 Member
    Im also aiming for 30mins without stopping and then more.
    Today I managed:
    5min jog
    1min rest
    5min jog
    1min rest
    5min jog
    1min rest
    7min jog

    at 4.6mph... I know its not awesome but Im still proud of myself!
    Plus some weight training of course!
  • katiemeridien
    katiemeridien Posts: 83
    I LOVE Resident Evil. I hope one day I can star in Resident Evil 12 and be the next Milla Jovovich. I have my post-apocalyptic leather jacket ready, all I need is the body!

    When I went to the Lee Strasburg acting school.. I took a stunt class which was pretty awesome. I even bought a book called, 'The stuntwoman's workout'...

    She's so badass.
  • Steph_135
    Steph_135 Posts: 3,280 Member
    at 4.6mph... I know its not awesome but Im still proud of myself!
    Plus some weight training of course!
    :noway: What are you talking about?! That is really awesome!! You should be proud!
  • rhayesNH
    rhayesNH Posts: 12
    World War Z is an awesome book!

    I am about 80 pages into it...LOVE IT!
  • baisleac
    baisleac Posts: 2,019 Member
    I've almost made it past Zombie Uncle Sam! *points at ticker*

    Run, Kate, Run!
  • mom2pne
    mom2pne Posts: 215 Member
    I think this is a cute thread! My dh is into zombies! He has blu-rays, statues and movie posters. We watched Zombie Cheerleaders a definite B movie that my dh got directly from the maker and The Walking Dead series this weekend. Some I like, but there is lots I hate!
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