Why are you losing weight?

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  • calatibo
    calatibo Posts: 289 Member
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    umm... cos i'm a fat ba$tard

    *puts on best Scottish accent*

    Fat *kitten*: [rubbing his nipples] I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body.
    Fat *kitten*: [to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
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    "GET IN MY BELLY!" "I love those baby-back, baby-back, baby-back ribs" z7shysterical.gif

    Somehow I've missed this thread until now, and I see that the Gutter Gang has been busy!!

    I needed a laugh today, too, guys, so thanks! Been a rough week.

    Anyway, I want to lose weight because--

    --I'm simply tired of being overweight
    --I want to keep my arms and legs
    --I want to get off meds
    --I want to live to be able to marry my great-great-great nephews and nieces (if they ask me!)
  • heyjuede
    heyjuede Posts: 73 Member
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    well aside from the obvious health needs, i am carrying around weight from 4 pregnancies. all 4 failed and a specialist said still born births are related highly to being over weight. so its the last possible proactive thing i can do to better my chances of starting a family and being able to tell people that i have living children rather than 4 in heaven 2 of which are burried :( so that is motivation enough for me.
  • AlbertSchwartz
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    umm... cos i'm a fat ba$tard

    *puts on best Scottish accent*

    Fat *kitten*: [rubbing his nipples] I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body.
    Fat *kitten*: [to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.

    lmao :laugh: :laugh:
  • northernmama705
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    For me, I reached the point where I was having negative thoughts about myself on a daily basis...Every morning when I would get dressed I would focus on how heavy I was, how my pants were tight etc. I think I just reached a point where I could no longer tolerate myself. I got a great kick-start through a friend at work who started a weight loss challenge. The accountability in the beginning was what I needed until the new habits were formed.

    The amazing thing is that I no longer have continuous negative thoughts about myself, even though I am still heavier than I want to be, and heavier than I was 2 years ago. Exercise and healthy eating is now a habit that I won't give up. Not only for the physical changes I see, but for the mental changes as well. No more looking in the mirror calling myself nasty names in my head:laugh:
  • TracyFace
    TracyFace Posts: 65
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    umm... cos i'm a fat ba$tard

    *puts on best Scottish accent*

    Fat *kitten*: [rubbing his nipples] I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body.
    Fat *kitten*: [to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.



    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: NICE!!! How did I miss all this??? Dam job anyway!! Keepin me from here!
  • BrandNewLaura
    BrandNewLaura Posts: 1,650 Member
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    Of course one of the major reasons I am losing weight is for obvious health reasons. I am considered morbidly obese, am on medications for blood pressure and thyroid problems, and can barely walk up the steps without losing my breath. In addition to that though, I have recently discovered a spa that I LOVED going to. Everyone there made me feel so comfortable despite my size, but I wasn't able to wear one of the robes that they provide because it didn't fit. I wore my own, and the staff made me feel fine about that, but I would really like to go back in December for my birthday and be able to wear one of their robes so I won't feel like I stick out so much. Plus, it'd be great to not feel so self-conscious during the full body massage!
  • cwilson715
    cwilson715 Posts: 130
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    I want to be a healthy, sexy, biotch!!!
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
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    I typed this whole big story about my life and I lost it by accident!!! :explode:

    I'm too darn lazy to type it over again so....I want to lose it cuz I want women to call me a beyotch when I walk by (cuz I'm so darn hot) and I want my girls to learn that eating healthy and exercising is part of a normal lifestyle.

    That's it.

    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:

    Beyotch

    :laugh:


    Yeah, yeah! I got my first one!!!
    You're the best soup!! :flowerforyou:


    This is so funny...did you see my profile quote? LOL :laugh:
  • jessbramble
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    :brokenheart: IM DOING THIS BECAUSE IM 24 MY DOCOTOR SAID IF I DID NOT LOSE THE WEIGHT BY THE TIME IM 40 OR IF NOT SOONER I WOULD BE DEAD I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PREASURE AND I AM OONE STEP AWAY FROM HAVING DIABETES TOO :brokenheart:
  • PrincessLaundry
    PrincessLaundry Posts: 2,758 Member
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    Midlife crisis...And to re-jump my pole dancing career. :huh:

    LOL.. Funny, I LOVE LOVE pole dancing!! I did it for awhile (age 39 and 40), but couldn't make any money. But I got a smokin' hot body out of it (and promptly lost it!:grumble: )

    Good for you.

    LOL For the record...I was kidding... I know, many hearts are broken tonight over this tragic news... BAHHH!!!

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  • rosenbss
    rosenbss Posts: 54
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    Why am I losing weight?...lets see about 1 year ago I hit the same weight as my husband, and at the same time won a contest for work where they took my picture. Like many others I hated shopping for clothing, hated my picture being taken, and my clothing didn't fit at all. When I saw that picture I think I went into shock and was like wow is that me... Over the last year I have lost maybe 15 pounds with it going up as high as 25 to 30 at one point which I confess I gained back. My goal right now is that Aug 1st I will be back to 25 lost. Thats my mini goal, from there I just want to keep going. I don't feel pretty, the lights are always turned off!! I started pushing my husband away because i couldnt understand why he would want me. I want to find me again. The girl who was confident and strong. Not the girl I am now who is so out of breath, tired all the time and asleep in bed by 8..I want to be the woman who my husband married that look across the room that spark and it didnt matter there were 50 other people in the room. I miss me...plain and simple.. An hopefully with the help of you all and this site I can find the lost me!!
  • mjmoonin
    mjmoonin Posts: 7 Member
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    Its Long and complicated as to why I am on this site now but the thick of it is I was in a major car accident that left me unable to walk for a long time. I am a service member and I need to get back into some semblence of shape to maintain my status in the military.
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    umm... cos i'm a fat ba$tard

    *puts on best Scottish accent*

    Fat *kitten*: [rubbing his nipples] I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body.
    Fat *kitten*: [to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.

    +1

    Yep, that pretty much was my reason too.

    That and when I saw a picture of myself in my old SWAT gear and was like who is that dude???

    Then...Oh...that was me...DAMN, I WAS DEAD SEXY!!!

    I miss the days of turning heads and not having women run at the site of me with my shirt off.

    I'm still far off, but now my goal has changed....

    I want Manda to be proud of me, to be proud that the guy holding her hand doesn't look like a cross between Kevin James and Jabba the Hutt. I want to be healthy for her, for our future family and for myself. That's my reason.

    (and the fact my ex wife is dating sloth from Goonies is incentive also...she left *me* for *that*....*CRASH* That was my dignity...)
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
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    umm... cos i'm a fat ba$tard

    *puts on best Scottish accent*

    Fat *kitten*: [rubbing his nipples] I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body.
    Fat *kitten*: [to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.

    +1

    Yep, that pretty much was my reason too.

    That and when I saw a picture of myself in my old SWAT gear and was like who is that dude???

    Then...Oh...that was me...DAMN, I WAS DEAD SEXY!!!

    I miss the days of turning heads and not having women run at the site of me with my shirt off.

    I'm still far off, but now my goal has changed....

    I want Manda to be proud of me, to be proud that the guy holding her hand doesn't look like a cross between Kevin James and Jabba the Hutt. I want to be healthy for her, for our future family and for myself. That's my reason.

    (and the fact my ex wife is dating sloth from Goonies is incentive also...she left *me* for *that*....*CRASH* That was my dignity...)

    lmao! Now you know Manda is proud of you in everything that you do! She knows better and would never pick trash. Which you are NO where near!
  • yoginimary
    yoginimary Posts: 6,784 Member
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    I've been in a battle with fat since I was 14 and I went on my first diet (weight watchers).

    When I got married, I weighed 140 - 15 lbs heavier than my husband. I've always weighed more than him :grumble:

    I noticed the scale going up and wanted to fight it, but it wasn't until I was doing yoga one day that the moment struck. I was in side-angle pose and couldn't go all the way into the pose - there was too much of me!

    I also liked the theory behind the "you on a diet" books. I don't think everyone loses weight on the "you diet", but I think it's a great way to decide what to eat.

    And everyone - listen - STOP BEATING YOURSELF UP!

    ok, I'm done.
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
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    I'm doin it because I used to look like an hourglass with a head.. now I look like a aquafina bottle overflowing! :grumble: but slowly n surely my hourglass figure is comin back.. Also because I got up to a 44F in a bra and these bras are gettin costly. Plus my back hurts from carryin around the boobs and the weight.

    But today I tried on a size 20 capris I have in the closet and they zip n buttoned! I can't sit in them yet lmao but hey I'm close. April 1st I wore a size 26 pants, now I'm in a 22 pants, with 20's in the near future! So this does work.

    On a different note, for people that want the opposite sex to turn their heads, confidence is what makes ya sexy regardless of size. Some people get it confused, bein skinny doesn't mean you are healthy!
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
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    umm... cos i'm a fat ba$tard

    *puts on best Scottish accent*

    Fat *kitten*: [rubbing his nipples] I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body.
    Fat *kitten*: [to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.

    +1

    Yep, that pretty much was my reason too.

    That and when I saw a picture of myself in my old SWAT gear and was like who is that dude???

    Then...Oh...that was me...DAMN, I WAS DEAD SEXY!!!

    I miss the days of turning heads and not having women run at the site of me with my shirt off.

    I'm still far off, but now my goal has changed....

    I want Manda to be proud of me, to be proud that the guy holding her hand doesn't look like a cross between Kevin James and Jabba the Hutt. I want to be healthy for her, for our future family and for myself. That's my reason.

    (and the fact my ex wife is dating sloth from Goonies is incentive also...she left *me* for *that*....*CRASH* That was my dignity...)

    Good for you!! And the fact that YOU have a little beauty sweetie pie like Manda and your ex has Sloth...well......IN YO FACE huh??? hehehe!!!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
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    I'm doin it because I used to look like an hourglass with a head.. now I look like a aquafina bottle overflowing! :grumble: but slowly n surely my hourglass figure is comin back.. Also because I got up to a 44F in a bra and these bras are gettin costly. Plus my back hurts from carryin around the boobs and the weight.

    But today I tried on a size 20 capris I have in the closet and they zip n buttoned! I can't sit in them yet lmao but hey I'm close. April 1st I wore a size 26 pants, now I'm in a 22 pants, with 20's in the near future! So this does work.

    On a different note, for people that want the opposite sex to turn their heads, confidence is what makes ya sexy regardless of size. Some people get it confused, bein skinny doesn't mean you are healthy!


    I'm so proud of you Crys!!!
  • CrystalBella
    CrystalBella Posts: 848 Member
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    umm... cos i'm a fat ba$tard

    *puts on best Scottish accent*

    Fat *kitten*: [rubbing his nipples] I'm dead sexy. Look at my sexy body.
    Fat *kitten*: [to Felicity Shagwell] Would you like to have another go? 'Cause once you've had fat, you never go back.

    +1

    Yep, that pretty much was my reason too.

    That and when I saw a picture of myself in my old SWAT gear and was like who is that dude???

    Then...Oh...that was me...DAMN, I WAS DEAD SEXY!!!

    I miss the days of turning heads and not having women run at the site of me with my shirt off.

    I'm still far off, but now my goal has changed....

    I want Manda to be proud of me, to be proud that the guy holding her hand doesn't look like a cross between Kevin James and Jabba the Hutt. I want to be healthy for her, for our future family and for myself. That's my reason.

    (and the fact my ex wife is dating sloth from Goonies is incentive also...she left *me* for *that*....*CRASH* That was my dignity...)

    Good for you!! And the fact that YOU have a little beauty sweetie pie like Manda and your ex has Sloth...well......IN YO FACE huh??? hehehe!!!

    lmao @ in YO face!

    i so :heart: :heart: :heart: you guys!