Corrupt Wish Game

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  • hroush
    hroush Posts: 2,073 Member
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    All men are not frustrating in anyway. In fact, they are so nice that women only want men as friends and the human population dies out within 100 years due to no more children being born.

    I wish I could turn a picture into it's real life counterpart and vise versa (for example, I see a picture of a car and I can choose to make it into a real car, drive around, and then can choose to convert it back into a picture again).
  • h3h8m3
    h3h8m3 Posts: 455 Member
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    I wish I could turn a picture into it's real life counterpart and vise versa (for example, I see a picture of a car and I can choose to make it into a real car, drive around, and then can choose to convert it back into a picture again).

    This works out perfectly, you have any car you want, and have been with the most attractive women in the world. It's all great until you accidentally stare at a picture of a mushroom cloud without properly controlling your powers.

    I wish our nations' politicians would act honestly, wisely and decisively.
  • Adynata
    Adynata Posts: 128 Member
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    Wish granted. In order to eliminate rising environmental issues and to save the planet, politicians across the globe decide it's best to eradicate the entire human race.

    I wish I had the power to find missing items instantaneously at will.

    P.S. This thread totally took off without me noticing, haha. Glad people have been posting corruptions, some of you guys are seriously mean =P.
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
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    I wish I had the power to find missing items instantaneously at will.

    *poof* Anytime you wish to instantaneously find something misplaced, you are smothered with all the items misplaced by every person within 500 miles of you.

    I wish poop didn't stink.
  • talonlily
    talonlily Posts: 18 Member
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    wish granted. Poop doesn't stink, but only to you, because you lost your sense of smell when someone tipped over the outhouse you were using and you landed on your face.

    I wish it only snowed on lawns, not streets or sidewalks.
  • MLouis1
    MLouis1 Posts: 108 Member
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    It only snows on lawns but it piles up so high you can't get out of your house. You have to get a blow torch and melt the snow, then it floods the inside of your home.

    I wish I could write a best seller book!
    I love the corrupt wish game!
  • AtticusFinch
    AtticusFinch Posts: 1,263 Member
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    You write a bestseller and enjoy the meagre profits. Unfortunately, you're now Jeffrey Archer and an odious little worm


    I wish I could swim underwater like a Dolphin, (and remain human)
  • talonlily
    talonlily Posts: 18 Member
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    You can swim underwater but are eaten by a shark on your first day at sea.

    I wish I could play guitar.
  • MLouis1
    MLouis1 Posts: 108 Member
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    You can play the guitar, go on tour, your tour bus driver quits. You have to drive the bus, get no sleep, and have an accident. You lose the use of your hands and must go thru a long period of physical therapy.

    I wish I didn't live in a hot place during the summer!
  • cindy4mica
    cindy4mica Posts: 777 Member
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    You can play the guitar, go on tour, your tour bus driver quits. You have to drive the bus, get no sleep, and have an accident. You lose the use of your hands and must go thru a long period of physical therapy.

    I wish I didn't live in a hot place during the summer!

    you don't live in a hot place during the summer. but it gets to be -75 degrees at night and not being equipped for such a drop in the temps, you get frostbite on your fingers & toes and lose them all. gosh, that was almost hard for me to type!

    i wish i had jennifer aniston's tight body (at her/my age).
  • mishelnkiki
    mishelnkiki Posts: 775 Member
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    granted.. u now have jennifer anistons body. however, u catch a rare disease and now lose all ur hair. no eyebrows, no eyelashes, nothing.

    i wish i would win the lotto and get to spend all day everyday at home raising my kids.
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
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    i wish i would win the lotto and get to spend all day everyday at home raising my kids.
    Granted, however while you do win the lotto, 50 other people win it too so your cut is pretty small. and that's before taxes. While you get to still spend time all day with your kids, all your friends dump their kids off at your home as well.

    I wish we could find the low life who stole my husbands iPod nano from his truck.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,118 Member
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    Granted, but it's your brother who stole it. :ohwell:

    I wish I hadn't ruined my camera.
  • Dolphingirlie81
    Dolphingirlie81 Posts: 322
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    *Granted*... You didn't ruin your camera, someone in your family dropped it in the toilet.

    I wish I could go on vacation.
  • angelicdisgrace
    angelicdisgrace Posts: 2,071 Member
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    Your wish is granted.

    You will go to vacation at your local walmart where you get to sight see the different types of creatures that roam that facility.

    I wish I was in cooler climate tempature.
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    Wish granted! You will wake up in Antarctica where you will promptly get frostbite on your nose and it will turn black and fall off!

    I wish my hair would grow backout faster!
  • Dolphingirlie81
    Dolphingirlie81 Posts: 322
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    Your wish is granted, your hair will grow back but it will be all over your back.

    I wish to buy a new car.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
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    Granted! You get a new car, but the day you get it gas prices spike to $20/gallon! :sad:

    I wish I had a kitten.
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
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    Granted but it grows into a giant lion and eats all your loved ones.

    I wish payday could come early.
  • Kityngirl
    Kityngirl Posts: 14,332 Member
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    Granted. You're payday comes early because they hand you your last check as they escort you off the property.

    I wish I didn't kill every plant I try to keep.

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