Urban phrases that you HATE!!

1…810121314

Replies

  • JEK717
    JEK717 Posts: 1,497
    My 9 year old is going through a "DUDE" phase. Drives me mad crazy.

    Bahaha BJ dude i say dude ALL the time!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    My 9 year old is going through a "DUDE" phase. Drives me mad crazy.

    Bahaha BJ dude i say dude ALL the time!
    You are just lucky you and my 9 year old are too big to spank.
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,568 Member
    I say dude....BUT in way like "dude thats freaking gross" .....a bad curse phrase that i say is "f" my "a"hiole....just, not so censored.....usually when i stub my toe,
    and i say skitters for diarrhea....or i make diarrhea into a action "she was diarrhea-ing all freaking night long"
    I say what it do or what it dookie....

    Yeah, like i said before, I dont' think any of you would want to spend like one hour with me lol.....
  • MisterDubs303
    MisterDubs303 Posts: 1,216 Member
    Going to -> Fixing to -> Fixin' to -> "fittin' to" What's next, "fintu?" Regionalism is one thing, but at least know what you're saying.

    To me, "epic" implies "don't expect to see anything this significant again in your or your grand-children's lifetimes," not "he spilled his coke, haha."

    But the WORST is when the dictionary actually adds new words that are based on fads and ignorance!!!! That is not "evolving language" it is "disintegrating language!" Don't legitimize ignorance as if to say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

    I think this has been one of my favorite threads on MFP so far!
  • Saruman_w
    Saruman_w Posts: 1,531 Member
    I hate the word 'Blog'. I just do. Just seems like something a preppy douche would say on a regular basis.
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
    I am tickled at the post. WOW! I would have to say "COOL BEANS" and "NO WORRIES" will drive me crazy......We have this one person on my job and all she ever says is "Oh, NO Worries" It is so annoying. If someone sneezes, she will say "No worries" and I just want to scream SHUT UP PLEASE!!!!! and stop saying that!!! Okay I'm done...Off to do my workout!

    Theres a tip for you.
    Just in case you were ever thinking of visiting Australia - maybe think again....
    Aussies have a "No worries" lifestyle and the phrase is used alot !


    Thanks! I will not EVER go there...Someone would have to admit me into a mental institution......

    she'll be right mate, a true aussie bloke will say "No Wukkas" anyway

    (No F*****G Worries = No Wukking Forries = No Wukkas)
  • eeeekie
    eeeekie Posts: 1,011 Member

    I personally hate the word 'chav' as I think it is used too broadly and with little understanding of it's origin. But I wil educate rather than hate those that use the word.

    What does "chav" mean?

    http://imgoing2hell.blogspot.com/2006/04/things-that-make-you-chav_05.html

    lmao
  • polar5554
    polar5554 Posts: 576 Member
    Everything is "wicked" now...
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member

    But the WORST is when the dictionary actually adds new words that are based on fads and ignorance!!!! That is not "evolving language" it is "disintegrating language!" Don't legitimize ignorance as if to say, "If you can't beat 'em, join 'em."

    Love it!
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member

    I personally hate the word 'chav' as I think it is used too broadly and with little understanding of it's origin. But I wil educate rather than hate those that use the word.

    What does "chav" mean?

    http://imgoing2hell.blogspot.com/2006/04/things-that-make-you-chav_05.html

    lmao

    :laugh:

    This was one of the replies to the explanation of a "chav":

    "yo im a chav an 2 proud ov it! i dow see nufink rung wid chavs man jus cuz we lyk 2 wear designer clothes (wich ent usually fake) dats meks us bad ppl?!? i mean wahs up wid all da steriotypin man u make us out 2 be bad ppl n dat we am alwayz skint n fik n cor tlk proply... we am wat we am at da end ov da day ent no1 gna change us ennit"

    What...the...hell? :noway:
  • scubacat
    scubacat Posts: 346 Member
    Lately, I have been annoyed with the phrase, "at the end of the day...." as I hear it so often. However, I must live under a rock, because I have never heard of some of the phrases listed on this thread.
  • BethanieK
    BethanieK Posts: 201
    well, i just don't think as urban meaning black.....i like urban outfitters....i don't think :"hey these black peoples clothes are cool"

    I am sorry but this cracked me up.
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    Y'all are punks...I am guilty. I can admit it. I say everything people hate,nice. But I do hate a little..."Axed" I mean seriously wtf?:huh: it seriously just sounds stupid. and Leet speak? what a bunch of n00bs:wink: ha ha. But above all I HATE when ppl use literally wrong. it was literally like a million years....literally a million years eh?:sick: really? I'm gonna knock you out:explode:
  • MelMoly
    MelMoly Posts: 1,303 Member
    Oh and do you want a coke? when obviously its not a coke!!! to add to the pop/soda vendetta :noway:
  • laurie1020
    laurie1020 Posts: 1
    It is what it is.
  • Froggy1976
    Froggy1976 Posts: 472
    Epic fail can be okay in the right circumstances....like when my 6 year old was bouncing up and down on my workout ball, it popped, she fell, and cried and cried. Her 10 year old brother looked at her and said, "epic fail."

    that's totally awesome!
    That made me lol, really!
  • Froggy1976
    Froggy1976 Posts: 472
    I also don't like when people overuse the word "so". As in: I so hate it when people overuse this word.

    Or "True dat!" that's just silly and sounds dumb!
  • loverstreet
    loverstreet Posts: 227 Member
    Guiliana Ranic on E! News says "Amaze-balls". Makes me crazy.
  • Angellore
    Angellore Posts: 519 Member
    Bang tidy.

    I drives me up the wall. :mad:
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    I don't like when guys call their girlfriends their "boo"

    I call my cat boo, lol
  • CmGoode
    CmGoode Posts: 38 Member
    I hate "whatever" but what makes me more irritated is when it gets abbreviated to Whatevs... Damn, how hard is it to complete the word!!
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
    I have one to add to my list. It's not a phrase, but it drives me a little crazy when someone goes on this long winded topic online, is completely convinced of their own position, asks things rhetorically for dramatic effect and ends it with, "hrmmmm" or "hmmmm." EDIT: As if they're really still pondering it.
    It's pretentious.

    I don't mind when words get added to the dictionary. I know this is simplistic, but if we didn't add words, we'd probably still be speaking caveman speak. Or, if that's too far back, perhaps Americans would still sound British.
  • scubacat
    scubacat Posts: 346 Member
    Oh and do you want a coke? when obviously its not a coke!!! to add to the pop/soda vendetta :noway:

    I'm guilty of this one, its a southern thing. :)
  • bunchesonothing
    bunchesonothing Posts: 1,015 Member
    I love etymology. It's interesting.
  • nicolerah
    nicolerah Posts: 440 Member
    I just came across this thread... lol.. its quite funny to see some of the stuff that annoy people... I have one that I can think of right now..

    I hate it when a girl / woman refers to her boyfriend / husband / lover as her "man"... I don't know but it sounds a bit crude to me! Couldn't you say my boyfriend or husband?
  • godroxmysox
    godroxmysox Posts: 1,491 Member
    Oh and do you want a coke? when obviously its not a coke!!! to add to the pop/soda vendetta :noway:

    I'm guilty of this one, its a southern thing. :)

    Haha, it's true! When I visited my cousins in Georgia, they asked me what kind of Coke I wanted. Umm, isn't there just one kind? Nope, Sprite Coke, Coke Coke, etc...lol
  • hazelbliss6
    hazelbliss6 Posts: 253 Member
    "Douche!!"

    My younger brother and his basketball friends yelled it out at his basketball games whenever someone made a good move, or anything else 'cool' happened. I even explained to him what a douche is and how women use them for feminine hygiene of thier VGs, and how it probably would be inappropriote or him to be yelling that out in plublic. (many older adults were looking shocked and confused in the crowds). He didn't care to change.
  • jujubean1992
    jujubean1992 Posts: 462 Member
    i am >def< (i use that too much i'll admit but i can't spell so... <that too<) guilty of using 75% of these words... this girl mandy at work is a walking >epic fail< she'll be just standing there and just trip and fall... i call a lot of my female friends boo. and i say baby mama and baby daddy but more commonly i say sperm donor. i say douche and idk just about everything else...

    what annoys me is when prissy girly girls who should never say bro in they're lives start calling other girls bro... :mad:
  • Cherilea
    Cherilea Posts: 1,118 Member
    Not sure if this has been said yet, but.......DUDE! "Dude, you gotta be kidding me!" "Hey dude, over here." "Oh dude!" My 9 yr old son was talking to be me and he said, "dude, we need to go!" Excuse me? What did you just call me?? He hasn't said it since! lol

    Nancy. A term used when someone is being a "baby" or a wimp. "Quit being a nancy and just jump off of the bridge!" Something like that! :wink:
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Another one "Are you KIDDING ME right now?!" No, I'm hating you.
This discussion has been closed.

Categories