Senior Golden Sneakers..........July, 2011
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Ooooops. Thanks Connir and yes SANDY that comment was meant for you. I guess winging it doesn't work for me. So sorry.0
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Good news, bad news. The cancer was non invasive and no lymph nodes are involved. Bad news, they didn't get a clear margin and I have to have further surgery to make sure they got it all. That shouldn't be too much of a deal as they go in through the original scar and they know exactly where to shave off just a little bit more So after a couple of months after my next surgery I will only need to have radiation. No chemo.
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:flowerforyou: Jeri, this sounds good. No invasion. Let them do what they feel is needed. You will be fine.
Just continue to stay with us. You know that you have friends who love you here. By the way....I have several times posted to the wrong person.:blushing:
:flowerforyou: buzz, I hope that with the weekend you will be able to relax some.:flowerforyou:0 -
:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: Jeri, I'm glad there is a solution for you and that you have a good positive attitude about it.
:bigsmile: Irene, I love the idea of kids watering the plants with a water pistol:bigsmile:
:bigsmile: Marie, I have a friend here who lives in Waco and comes to my town in NW Washington because of the heat at home.:laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Sandy, Jake hasn't been on the computer much today but I'm going to tell him to read the jokes. He will love them :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:flowerforyou: Buzz, I don't know where the time goes, either, I compose notes to all of you in my head, but never get to the computer to post them :laugh:
:flowerforyou: Becky, I don't work, but I try to go to bed before 9 PM most nights because I get up before five to walk the dogs, eat breakfast and take them for a long walk for an hour or more and still get to my dance class before 9:00
:flowerforyou: Life is suddenly moving very fast :bigsmile: our house is in escrow and will probably close in about three weeks.:bigsmile: it took two days to get a response to the offer we made on the house we want to buy but now a deal has been made and will go into escrow on Monday:bigsmile: Jake is very busy packing and keeps trying to pack things I need.:laugh: we have company coming tomorrow----the girls who groom the dogs, then they and their mom will stay for dinner. I'm making beef stew with a ton of vegetables, brown rice, salad, and homemade applesauce for dessert :bigsmile:
:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: the house we're moving to has a small fenced yard for the dogs and a small deck for Jake to sit outside and watch the dogs in the yard......the house backs up on the neighborhood "green belt" so there will be a good place for me to walk the dogs first thing in the morning and a lot of private roads for me to take them on the morning neighborhood walk. We'll be about five miles from the dog park instead of a mile and a half but that will be no problem.:bigsmile:
:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: both of the small bedrooms are not carpeted so one of them will be designated the hobby room with room in the middle for "Barbie's dance floor":bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
:flowerforyou: this is the weekend of the lavender festival and we went today and visited two of the farms and had lunch including lavender white chocolate ice cream :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: the last time I had ice cream was last year at the lavender festival.:bigsmile:0 -
Hello Sneakers. What can I say except sorry for not being with you for the past few weeks. Time is just flying by and I do feel bad about not checking in regularly to see how my friends are doing because I miss so much and all of you. It seems as soon as I plan to get back something crops up to get in my way but I'm determined to make the time and get logging my food again because otherwise a slippery slide will occur!!
I've had a quick run through the past few days and am delighted to see IRENE checking in. What a bright star you are!
Barbie and Jake ~ I was so sorry to read about Haifa. Sixteen years is a long time to have the little fella around and they do leave such a big gap in our lives when they have to move on. Those wonderful memories of his antics will see you through I'm sure.
Buzz ~ I read one of your posts about recognising our limitations and it struck a cord because I'm finding myself in conversations about the things I plan to do in an afternoon, especially in the garden, that in reality I know will more than likely now take me a week to achieve. I hate the idea of slowing up but have to accept it comes to us all. A friend keeps trying to get me to join a pensioners group that meets up for different events but I tell her to come back in ten years when I might just start feeling like a senior!!
I'm going to leave you with a little joke I received today. Apologies if you've all seen it before.
ROSES & HANGING BASKETS
A teenage granddaughter
comes downstairs for her date
with this see-through blouse on and no bra.
Her grandmother went mad,
Telling her not to dare go out like that!
The teenager tells her
'Loosen up Gran.
These are modern times.
You gotta let your rose buds show!'
and out she goes.
The next day the teenager comes down stairs,
and the grandmother is sitting there with no top on.
The teenager wants to die.
She explains to her grandmother
that she has friends coming over
and that it is just not appropriate....
The grandmother says,
'Loosen up, Sweetie.
If you can show off your rose buds,
then I can display my hanging baskets.
I'll come back this evening for a proper catch up to see how SANDY, MARIE, CONNIE, DEBS and all my other mates are.
Take care
Jackie0 -
:flowerforyou: Jackie...welcome back and thank you for the funny joke.:laugh: Stay with your plan. You can do it. Glad that you realize that posting at MFP and keeping up with your friends is important to stay on track.
:flowerforyou: Good morning Barbie..You life sounds so nice and relaxing. I am hoping to get to that point in my life at sometime. It may not happen because I really can not retire. I do take time off (vacation), and will be flying to Florida in two weeks.
I didn't not eat too well last night. Actually, the food I had was not bad but I ate too much of it. That steak was the BEST. It could be cut with a fork.0 -
Ah the jokes the jokes!!!! Both good you guys are making me blush, I'm just a shy Jewish kid with a strong Buddhist leaning and I am very naive also. But -But!! Here's another one.
An Italian man, Luigi Galardi is hit by a car on a city street. Help arrives quickly and he is transported to the nearest hospital. In the Emergency room the head nurse asks the paramedic for any information he can give. The Paramedic says:
"Well he was hit by a car in the crosswalk so he wasn't at fault."
"Go on," says the nurse.
"He appears to be in his late 80's"
"Yes, anything else?"
"He's a tourist from an ocean town."
"How do you know that?" Inquired the nurse.
"Well because when I asked him where he was from or anything else he kept saying, 'Sono va Beech."
Well, that's it from Sunny Sequim from me. Come to the Lavender Faire sometime it's worth the trip and remember if you're resting you're rusting.0 -
Jackie welcome back. I certainly have missed you. so good to hear from you. And I love that joke.. Thanks.
Becky. i have venture off into another diet.It is called the carb lovers diet. Ita all about resistance starch. Which I have heard about before. I have had the book for several month but never look at it. sounds pretty interesting Here is what the internet have to say about it
http://www.carblovers.com/health/carblovers/article.jsp?article_id=5&category=food
I realized any good diet would work but Not going to hurt to try this one.
here is my plan today
Breakfast one banana milk shake will have this everymorning for 7 days.
Lunch and supper
1/2 beans,1 cup of veggies Lots of water and tea.
3 pm snack fruit
bedtime snack glass of 1 % milk, fruit0 -
Sandy, I just saw the joke, thanks it's nice to know someone understands. I wear a black arm band when I four putt.0
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:flowerforyou: CALIECAT, the diet sounds good. Is that enough food? It looks like a diet that would be good to jump start some weight loss.
Thanks for the joke Jake.:laugh: :laugh:
My daughter and I went to WalMart this afternoon. This one has a Subway in it. So, I bought us lunch. I had a 6 inch veggie delite on 9 grain wheat bread. Plus, we shared a bag of baked Lays. Tonight I am roasting some meat with turnips, carrots and parships. My daughter has asked us to take her to breakfast tomorrow morning. I think that she is enjoying being the baby of the family. Her sister still lives with us, but now that she has her license...we hardly see her.:sad:0 -
Hey guys what is a 4 putt?
Becky for the first 7 days you get 1200 calories After that you get 1600.
Sounds like you had a good carbs lovers meal for lunch. Not bad. they have some TV dinners listed too. O course I love my beans. May have to go get me one when My 7 days are up. For it is on the list to have. And I do need a good jump start. it is not a fast losing plan. they say 2 lbs a week. Which is not bad. Will keep you inform.0 -
Barbie said:
I'm so glad for you guys - having to keep a house in "show case shape" is a burden, especially when you have pets. I can appreciate what you've gone through.Life is suddenly moving very fast :bigsmile: our house is in escrow and will probably close in about three weeks.:bigsmile: it took two days to get a response to the offer we made on the house we want to buy but now a deal has been made and will go into escrow on Monday
Sounds perfect for two people. We downsized, too, when moving here then had to add more square feet because most company drove so far they had to stay overnight!:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: the house we're moving to has a small fenced yard for the dogs and a small deck for Jake to sit outside and watch the dogs in the yard......the house backs up on the neighborhood "green belt" so there will be a good place for me to walk the dogs first thing in the morning and a lot of private roads for me to take them on the morning neighborhood walk. We'll be about five miles from the dog park instead of a mile and a half but that will be no problem.:bigsmile:
Our son's company owns the Oregon Lavender Farm. (http://libertynatural.com/olf/). They had their festival a few weeks ago. He sent me Lavender Honey, Marionberry Lavender Jam, Lavender Shortbread Cookies, and a gift set with Lavender Water (spray), Lavender/Citrus Lotion, Lavender Castile Soap, and Lavender Sachet. It was a wonderful surprise.this is the weekend of the lavender festival and we went today and visited two of the farms and had lunch including lavender white chocolate ice cream :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: the last time I had ice cream was last year at the lavender festival.:bigsmile:0 -
My first full food log for weeks and I feel so much better for doing it. It makes me think twice before heading for the food cupboard! You're right BECKY, support does keep me on the straight and narrow as I don't want to let others down, never mind myself.
I had fun in the rain this evening as I tried to put my hens to bed because I have 2 new additions, a couple of Columbian Pekin pullets, only a few weeks old. I had been keeping them in a run during the day, then lifting into the hen house at night but decided to let them out into the garden this afternoon. They had a great time exploring, although they didn't wander too far because the wild birds were spooking them and a cat wandering past ~ well!!!! Anyway, when it came to bedtime they seemed confused about where to go and came walking up the garden to find me as if to ask me to carry them into the hen house. I did put them in but then when the other hens went in the babies came running out so I put them back in and the regulars then wandered out. That went on quite a few times while I got wet in the rain. I'll have to think of a plan B for tomorrow evening. At least take an umbrella with me!!
MARIE, I missed you too. What sort of beans do you eat? Do you make a casserole or are we talking a can of baked beans? 2 lbs loss a week is very good. I'm averaging 2 lb a month!!!
Nothing on tv worth watching tonight so I've been sorting out photos stored on the computer and deleting a few before the memory crashes from overwork. If the promised rain arrives tomorrow I'll sort myself out with Photobucket and post a couple. It takes time for me to figure it all out! Meanwhile, it's time for my bed and I've just heard Jasper my cat head in that direction so it will probably be a case of me sqeezing into any space he might leave as usual.:bigsmile:
Nite-nite
Jackie0 -
:flwerforyou: Jackie, I used to have orpinton chickens. (I really mis-spelled the name). They are known to be great layers. I have been reading that some towns are now allowing chickens to be raise in the city limits. I am waiting til mine agrees to this. I would love to have some hens again.
Lavender !!! Love it. I even have lavender scented candles everywhere. If it isn't lavender then it is vanilla.
:flowerforyou: CALIECAT, I really hate to eat processed frozen foods but they are so convenent to take to work. Subway is not my first choice either. I am really interested in what you are trying. Please keep us up to date on how it is going.
Our roast is sitting on the stove. All cooked but I am really not very hungry. I know that evenually I will have to eat dinner.0 -
Hi Jackie, i have been eating canned beans rinse realy well. I read where you wash away 60 % o the sodium. So Don't know how true that is but it got to help some. Here how i fix them . I put 1 1/2 cups of mixed chopped onions. peppers and celery in a wok with 1 T olive oil cook them and add pkg frozen mix veggies such as carrots, brocolli and caluiflower 2 cans of beans rinsed Yesterday I used 2 cans of black eye peas Add a can of low sodium broth Add 1/2 t of seasons salt. And let it all cook down eat with 1 corn muffin. slice tomatoes, and 1/2 c of lite canned peaches. And call that supper. It just too hot to do much cooking.
On my black beans I do the same thing only added chille powder, , garlic.Can of dice tomatoes, hot peppers, towards the end of cookin I add a couple cut up corn tortilla. really good. even in this hot weather. and have a small salad and a fruit. I also uaed the nothern beans and navy beans. I just like beans. I am not a big meat eater.
So I wouldn't bother your chickens. If you live close to me. Plan on cooking black beans tomorrow for my Daughter may be out or maybe pintos beans. I love them all.
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Peeking in; I finally found all the posts I had missed, and again, Barbie, my deepest sympathy along with best wishes for your whirlwind life! I always loved Haifa's name, you know! He was a beauty!
I just can't go through every post separately for awhile, everyone; please forgive me. But I must mention all the talk of lavender reminded me of my Woods of Windsor bottles and lotions that I tucked away in my closet after an indulgent order of that hard to find favorite Lavender brand of mine! It's been a standby of mine for many years. One of the things I adored about our stay in Tuscany was that just outside our villa was a huge stand of lavender, through which we'd pass everytime we went outdoors. I'd just close my eyes and breathe deeply! Pure heaven!!!
Sandy...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: and thank you! And Jake and Jackie, and everyone else who has been brightening these pages with laughter!
And Marie, enjoy the new diet, and hope it's easy and successful!
Black outside and thundering, so I'll log off now. Take care, have a great weekend, and Connie, that blog you sent us to was just breathtaking...literally! Gives us a whole new perspective on worrying! Thank you...
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:flowerforyou: buzz...get off here. Not that we don't want you here but you shouldn't be online with a bad storm.:noway: I hear that it is dangerous. Well, I have not had dinner yet. Just been too busy. I guess that I should go see what I can have. I cooked a roast with vegetables but I really don't feel like having that.0
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Happy Sunday to everyone!
BECKY ~ I adore Orpingtons and a few years ago had a couple of buff Orps called Charlotte and Emily, the Bronte sisters!! They were wonderfully calm and gentle birds and I'd have more but these days they are very expensive because they are so popular and more and more families have hens in their gardens as pets. I'm sure you will get permission to keep them one of these days because attitudes are changing about such livestock. Hopefully this photo will appear; it's Emily.
MARIE ~ Thanks so much for the recipes. They both sound delicious and I will definitely try them because I think those sorts of dishes will be very satisfying and filling. I have a tin of mixed beans in the cupboard that I didn't know quite what to do with so you've solved that problem.
On the subject of lavender, I have a pot near the beehives because the bees love it so much and the other day I dead-headed it and the scent was amazing so I scattered the dried heads on to the ground so when I walk over it I can smell it. I can see why it is such a good thing to put under your pillow to help you sleep.
This is just a quick check in while the rain comes down. Every now and then it stops so I go outside where there are jobs needing to be finished but the heavens open and I get a drenching. The sun's popped out again so I'll take my chances.
Jackie:flowerforyou:0 -
Jackie Emily is so Adorable AND SO CUTE. Do your hens lay eggs for you.? How are your bees doing?
Becky hope you are more up to par this morning, And got your appettiet back.
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:flowerforyou: Jackie, yes, the picture showed up. That is a good looking hen. I am not sure if my town will ever allow them in the city limits. You know, I raised them in the past and honestly...they are smelly.:bigsmile:
:flowerforyou: CALIECAT, my appetite is great this morning. My daughter asked that the three of us go out for breakfast. We went to Crackel Barrel. We agreed to take her with one stipulation. We had to ride our bikes to the restaurant. She really didn't want to do this but that is the only way we were going to go.0 -
Happy Sunday!! :bigsmile:
I finally got my new computer up and running and so far I love it. It is very fast, but I still have so much to learn. 
It is so good to have my big 21 inch monitor back where I can see much better. :laugh:
Today I will be going to the Itasca Fest where I will play some bingo. They have the wrist band for kids this afternoon so I will watch my granddaughter on some rides then quietly disappear out of the heat. :laugh: The men will come later to eat something but I am sure they won't stay, neither can deal with the heat, although my goofy husband is at the pet cemetery getting the dogs graves back in good condition since he couldn't go this year until now. It is his hobby and he loves it, so better there than under my feet all day. :noway:
Tomorrow the new casino opens and I will attempt to get in the door just to check it out. I am going back on Thursday so if it is too crowded I will just go home.
Becky, your breakfast ride sounds great, family time and exercise, what could be better?
Marie, you also have a wonderful day and stay cool. :glasses: Do all those beans cause any uh problems?? :laugh:
Jackie, loving the picture of your chicken, wouldn't think about having one for a pet, but it is so cute. :happy:
Buzz, hope the storm was not too bad and there was no damage. :noway:
Connie, I too, love the smell of lavender, I may try that idea of putting some under my pillow since I have not been sleeping well. :yawn:
Barbie and Jake, I am sure you are busy getting ready for the big move. Look at all the additional exercise you will get, like you really need it. :laugh: You too always sound so happy, your marriage sounds great.
Hope the rest of our sneakers are doing well and continue to keep in touch even if just to say hello.
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Sandy all of these beans is not giving me anyproblems. Just the opposite go like a breeze now wher before I was having problems.
I don't know why texas wont legealize casino s Here . We have to go to Okla. or LA> our nearest one. and most of the cars have Texas license Plates All that money could be spent in Texas.0 -
:flowerforyou: Sandy, we have a casino just over an hour to the south of us. I have never been there because that is something I am just not interested in. People find it hard to believe, but I have not ever bought a lottery ticket. I just say that I do have my vices, but that isn't one of them.:laugh: Do you have a pet in the cemetery your husband is cleaning up? One of my son's dogs went to one but our vet took care of the details and I think it was a common grave. Our cat is in a box on my piano. I only did this for the cat because we had her for 21 years. She was just like one of the kids.
:flowerforyou: CALIECAT, I am guessing that you are eating more beans? That is great. Wonderful source of protein without the fat.
My youngest daughter (the one who had breakfast with us) has to have several fruits to take and share at band camp this week. Well, 19 year old daughter has taken the car. Guess I will have to bike to the store.
I am not unhappy about this but my husband is not too happy. He doesn't mind having to ride his bike but he is not glad that the car is not home. 0 -
So MARIE asked:
....and I'm glad she asked, because I don't know, either! So what is a 4 putt?Hey guys what is a 4 putt?
CONNIE, you mentioned your son sent you a
. I adore lavender and wondered if your son's items are available for purchase for people like me? And wasn't he a dear to surprise you that way? I'm also chuckling (sort of) about your downsizing and then having to add on again to accommodate overnight guests! Who even thinks about it when moving to a retirement house? Although yours appears to be much larger than most downsized cottages, anyway! And all your gardening etc. make it seem anything BUT retiring!!!gift set with Lavender Water (spray), Lavender/Citrus Lotion, Lavender Castile Soap, and Lavender Sachet
BECKY and SANDY, I did get offline and the storm was typical Florida late afternoon; windy, wild lightening (we are the lightening capital of the world!) and over quick! Today we are getting frequent heavy squalls, broken by blue skies. We are so happy to see the rain as our drought was really long and bad! Let it rain, let it rain, let it rain [img][/img]
Getting so sleepy, since I got up around 6 this morning to get our Sunday Oat Bran Waffles prepared for breakfast, etc, and just stayed up to do whatever needed doing. Unfortunately, I didn't oil the Waffle Iron sufficiently so the waffles kind of stuck! It's supposed to be non-stick, but next time I'll remember to spray! It nevertheless seems festive when we have our waffles and blueberries Sunday mornings! A nice change from the rest of the week.
Oops, sun's out! I think I'll catch my 20 minutes of natural Vitamin D before the next shower!
Buzz0 -
:bigsmile: Jackie, today we went to one of the lavender farms where our veterinarian was doing a presentation about bees. I thought of you and how affectionately and passionately you spoke about your bees. I had no idea that our vet raised bees. It turns out that she has had hives on the lavender farm for five years and her honey what they sell in the farm's gift shop. It is special because the bees get their raw material from all the lavender plants. She talked about the different kinds of bees, why bees swarm, and various ways that bees communicate with each other. Thank you for igniting my interest in bees.:bigsmile: :bigsmile:0
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I've had a lazy day and blame it on the cool, rainy weather that stopped me going outside unless absolutely necessary and I didn't feel in the mood to do the decorating jobs in the bedrooms that have been waiting for me. If the rain continues tomorrow, which is forecast, I will get the paint brushes out and start!
Marie ~ My girls do lay eggs for me and they're delicious. My bees are still misbehaving! You remember how one of the colonies swarmed and disappeared off a couple of months ago, well the other hive was half empty of bees when I checked after being away for a few days so they've done the same and flown away. The shame is they were just starting to fill the hive with lots of honey but now they will be concentrating on raising new youngsters to increase their numbers again so they can survive winter and won't make much more honey. In fact they will probably eat what they did store because our rainy weather will keep them indoors doing housework so they're bound to build up an appetite!!
Sandy ~ Hens really do have the most amazing personalities if you take the time to get to know them. I have 6 girls and a cockeral and they are all different. Millie I saved from the jaws of a fox last year and she follows me round like a puppy now and sits at my feet if I sit outside with a cup of tea. Squeak is a very small bantam and she flies up on to my shoulder and looks me directly in the eye as she chats away to me. Daisy, another small bantam talks to herself the whole time as she wanders around and Poppy is a neurotic New Hampshire Red who lives on her nerves! I've mentioned Charlie the cockeral in the past. He chases me and jumps up to bite me on the bum when I lean into the henhouse to collect eggs.:laugh: The 2 new babies are already developing different characters. One is flighty and the other adventurous and I think of all of them as pets. Next time you cook chicken for dinner you'll be wondering what sort of personality it had!!!:laugh: :laugh: Here's a picture of my cat Jasper facing a neighbour's hen who'd been unwell that I took care of in the house for a couple of days!
Becky ~ I don't find my hens are smelly although I do clean out their house regularly and because they free range around the garden they can take a dust bath whenever they feel the need. Perhaps I've just become immune!!!:bigsmile:
Time for my bed. Where has the day gone??
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THE OLDER CROWD ---
A distraught senior citizen
Phoned her doctor's office.
'Is it true,' she wanted to know,
'that the medication
You prescribed has to be taken
For the rest of my life?'
'Yes, I'm afraid so,' the doctor told her.
There was a moment of silence
Before the senior lady replied,
I'm wondering, then,
Just how serious is my condition
Because this prescription is marked
'NO REFILLS'..
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An older gentleman was
On the operating table
Awaiting surgery
And he insisted that his son,
A renowned surgeon,
Perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia,
He asked to speak to his son
'Yes, Dad, what is it? '
' Don 't be nervous, son;
Do your best
And just remember,
If it doesn't go well,
If something happens to me,
Your mother
Is going to come and
Live with you and your wife....'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aging:
Eventually you will reach a point
When you stop lying about your age
And start bragging about it.
(My favorite)
The older we get,
The fewer things
Seem worth waiting in line for.
Some people
Try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know 'why'
I look this way.
I've traveled a long way
And some of the roads weren't paved.
********** **********
When you are dissatisfied
And would like to go back to youth,
Think of Algebra.
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You know you are getting old when
Everything either dries up or leaks.
One of the many things
No one tells you about aging
Is that it is such a nice change
From being young.
Ah, being young is beautiful,
But being old is comfortable.
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First you forget names,
Then you forget faces.
Then you forget to pull up your zipper.
It's worse when
You forget to pull it down.
Long ago
When men cursed
And beat the ground with sticks,
It was called witchcraft...
Today, it's called golf.
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Two old guys
Are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart
When they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy,
'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife,
And I guess I wasn't paying attention
To where I was going.. The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence..
I'm looking for my wife, too..'
I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate'
The first old guy says, 'Well,
Maybe I can help you find her..
What does she look like?'
' The second old guy says,
'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall,
With red hair,
Blue eyes,
Long legs,
And is wearing short shorts..
What does your wife look like?'
To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter,
--- let's look for yours.'
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Lord,
Keep Your arm around my shoulder, And, Your hand over my mouth!0 -
So WHAT IS A 4 PUTT??? Will anyone help Marie and me find out what the darn thing is???? Pretty please :bigsmile: :sad: :huh:
Jackie, the picture of the kitty with the hen is just marvelous! Are they friends? :happy:
Just thought I would explain that since I can't figure out how the heck you all post pictures in your daily posts, my new avatar is for Becky, who will be going to Tampa where there is a famous steak house named BERN'S STEAK HOUSE. Very different and interesting besides having fabulouse steaks. After dinner, you are shown through their various preparation areas, an amazing wine cellar without end, and then an elevator whisks you to the second floor which is all separate little roomettes, brick, for your choice of desserts. The picture I show is in the roomette with my husband, Mike, and son, Glen,... the one who just moved after 37 years in Hawaii to Cape May, NJ. He was on a teaching visit to the Coast Guard near Tampa, and we drove over to see him for several days. Florida's west coast is very lovely and it was a delight to be there.
Now, I'll lay me down to sleep...:yawn: ....and dream someone will enlighten us about 4 putts! :noway:
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SANDY...::laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: and Mike, too :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I laughed so hard over the zipper I almost choked!
GOODNIGHT!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Buzz0
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