The biggest lies we were ever told.......

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  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    "Don't eat watermelon seeds otherwise you'll grow a giant watermelon in your belly and they'll have to cut it out of you"

    I was told this one a lot. I no longer like watermelon.
  • azzledazzle
    azzledazzle Posts: 79
    if you pick your nose for too long your finger will get stuck.

    And if you pull a funny face it will stay that way forever.

    And if you dont stop making so much noise im gunna kill ya - thats what my dad said, But im still alive so it must of been a lie :D
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    Wow a lot of your parents were jerks.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • kaetra
    kaetra Posts: 442 Member
    If you sit too close to the TV you'll ruin your eyes.
  • Maggieq87
    Maggieq87 Posts: 400 Member
    big feet, big......shoes
    Total BS Just saying. My size 9 shoe BF is WAY bigger than my size 13 shoe ex. TRUTH
  • clarech82
    clarech82 Posts: 244 Member
    When I asked my dad where babies came from he told me I was found in a bin
  • jamielr84
    jamielr84 Posts: 545
    big feet, big......shoes
    Total BS Just saying. My size 9 shoe BF is WAY bigger than my size 13 shoe ex. TRUTH

    They say, "big feet, big hands, ....big disappointment".
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
    Worst lie I was ever told was.... till death do us part....

    That is not a lie its a goal
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    When I asked my dad where babies came from he told me I was found in a bin
    And you are positive this was a lie?
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    big feet, big......shoes
    Total BS Just saying. My size 9 shoe BF is WAY bigger than my size 13 shoe ex. TRUTH

    I found size 15 to be way bigger than size 9, but that's just my experience :wink:
  • clarech82
    clarech82 Posts: 244 Member
    When I asked my dad where babies came from he told me I was found in a bin
    And you are positive this was a lie?
    :noway:
  • everydaypam
    everydaypam Posts: 90 Member
    "Don't eat watermelon seeds otherwise you'll grow a giant watermelon in your belly and they'll have to cut it out of you"

    I was told this one a lot. I no longer like watermelon.

    I was told this one too but it just made me start swallowing watermelon seeds on purpose...Not sure what that says about me as a kid!
  • jamielr84
    jamielr84 Posts: 545
    Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.

    We don't.

    They queef. That's truth.

    Queefing glitter? Myth.

    *Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*

    We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.

    Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)

    What exactly would be a good answer to this??

    A list of your sexual positions that don't induce queefing [glitter]. Please itemize them in accordance to frequency used and intensity put forth.

    I sent it to your inbox
  • NiciS72
    NiciS72 Posts: 1,043 Member
    Eat your potato skin, it'll put hair on your chest-really, I'm a girl and I don't have a hairy chest TG!

    You'll catch a cold if you go outside with wet hair, it's 10 below. Never did catch a cold OR wear a had in the winter when I was a teenager!

    Your brother is not my favorite (hah so says all the gifts/money/bailouts she's done for him and still does even though he's 42!)

    Your father is not an alcoholic-OH YEAH, then why does he drink 365 days a year and make sure to pack a 5th of whiskey whenever we go on vacation?

    Your feet are so big so you don't tip over. I wear a size 10.5/11 and have a 36HH chest right now!

    I could go on, but I'd digress this thread too much!
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    When I asked my dad where babies came from he told me I was found in a bin
    And you are positive this was a lie?
    :noway:
    Aww don't be offended. Have you seen some of these replies? I bet there are a few people here that WISH they were found in a bin.
  • mfpseven
    mfpseven Posts: 421 Member
    Vegetarian diets are healthy

    lol what is a myth about this
  • Deathwithab
    Deathwithab Posts: 462 Member
    that your face will stay like that
    if you scream in the grocery store they will kick you out and you wont get to ever eat food from there
    if you run around bare foot in the grass to long your feet will turn green forever
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    "Don't eat watermelon seeds otherwise you'll grow a giant watermelon in your belly and they'll have to cut it out of you"

    I was told this one a lot. I no longer like watermelon.

    I was told this one too but it just made me start swallowing watermelon seeds on purpose...Not sure what that says about me as a kid!

    :laugh: I didn't want to get fat, but I did anyway
  • Aegelis
    Aegelis Posts: 237 Member
    Icarus attempted to escape from Crete by means of wings that his father constructed from feathers and wax. He ignored instructions not to fly too close to the sun, and the melting wax caused him to fall to his death.

    Big fat myth.

    I don't know, this sounds more plausible than the other posts here.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.

    We don't.

    They queef. That's truth.

    Queefing glitter? Myth.

    *Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*

    We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.

    Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)

    What exactly would be a good answer to this??

    :smokin:

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