The biggest lies we were ever told.......

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  • anubis609
    anubis609 Posts: 3,966 Member
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    Women don't fart or poop. Total bullsh*t.

    We don't.

    They queef. That's truth.

    Queefing glitter? Myth.

    *Yeah, I rolled it over till today, so what?*

    We don't do that either, but if we did any of those things, glitter would be involved.

    Guess doggstyle isn't on your sexual experience list. (yeah, I went there)

    What exactly would be a good answer to this??

    A list of your sexual positions that don't induce queefing [glitter]. Please itemize them in accordance to frequency used and intensity put forth.

    I sent it to your inbox

    "I sent it to your inbox." Myth.
  • msmellebelle
    msmellebelle Posts: 101
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    That spoiled children are not brats...cuz i sure was!
  • Smittyinthesun2
    Smittyinthesun2 Posts: 161
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    Size doesn't matter ...
  • Slimithy
    Slimithy Posts: 348 Member
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    "No really babe, you're huge, be careful... OH MY GOD! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!"

    and

    "I'll totally still do oral after we get married..."
  • KellyBurton1
    KellyBurton1 Posts: 529 Member
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    Two girls one cup.

    I saw this before and it still haunts me:embarassed: :frown:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    My grandpa told me if I swallowed my chewing gum, my bum would stick shut.

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