Worst Dates you've ever had

Iamfit4life

1. This dude, we had gone on a couple dates. He wants to take me out on a date for my 21st birthday! So I'm thinking "oh fun!".
He takes me back to his place and makes me stir fry with RAISINS in it. I hate raisins, and it was kind of odd for a 21st birthday.
I think I had to talk him into taking me to Applebees so I could get a drink. I might be one of the few that didn't spend 21 puking.
We didn't go out on another date afterwards. He was just a dud.

2. Went on a date with a guy who went on to tell me he had a girlfriend already and she was his main entree. He just wanted me to be "dessert" he also informed me, there were several other "desserts".
Never saw him again either.

La_Amazona

I love these threads. I haven't had a horrible date.. yet.

thor1god1of1awesome

here one, this was long time ago mind...I took this chick out on a date to a nice little chinese place, in the middle of the conversation she informs me she is an exobishinst (sp?) and decied to flash me in the middle the resturant. Would not have been so bad if there wasnt a family sitting next to us, who called the popo right away and she got arrested for public indency.

Goldenwoof

here one, this was long time ago mind...I took this chick out on a date to a nice little chinese place, in the middle of the conversation she informs me she is an exobishinst (sp?) and decied to flash me in the middle the resturant. Would not have been so bad if there wasnt a family sitting next to us, who called the popo right away and she got arrested for public indency.

Care to give me her number?

GateCrasher1

1. This dude, we had gone on a couple dates. He wants to take me out on a date for my 21st birthday! So I'm thinking "oh fun!".
He takes me back to his place and makes me stir fry with RAISINS in it. I hate raisins, and it was kind of odd for a 21st birthday.
I think I had to talk him into taking me to Applebees so I could get a drink. I might be one of the few that didn't spend 21 puking.
We didn't go out on another date afterwards. He was just a dud.

2. Went on a date with a guy who went on to tell me he had a girlfriend already and she was his main entree. He just wanted me to be "dessert" he also informed me, there were several other "desserts".
Never saw him again either.

Wow, really? That's pretty bold. Stupid, but bold.

jend114

my date *last week to be exact* asked if I had any piercings or tattoos. I told him I had my ears and my belly button pierced and had a tattoo on my back. He asked to see my belly button piercing. Um no, you just met me dude.

stephm112

oh god!

my friend set me up with his cousin. he picked me up from the station and we went to his friends house where we stood awkwardly watching them play computer games for half an hour. then he took me to the park to go on the swings, then dropped me back at the station. i was like wtf. no food.

needless to say i never saw him again!

La_Amazona

here one, this was long time ago mind...I took this chick out on a date to a nice little chinese place, in the middle of the conversation she informs me she is an exobishinst (sp?) and decied to flash me in the middle the resturant. Would not have been so bad if there wasnt a family sitting next to us, who called the popo right away and she got arrested for public indency.

:laugh: :laugh:

catshark209

So I went out to eat with this guy. He's very very fit and muscular and back then I wasn't into taking care of myself AT ALL. Mind you, I have never been overweight but I was very skinny fat.
Anyway, we go to Applebees and I order some dinner plate and he asks me if I realize there was over 1500 calories in that meal. I say no I had no idea..whatever, we finish up and I should of just said thanks but see ya later but stupid me went back to his house with him.
So we get into his hot tub and I'm in bra and panties and he then starts pointing out how he can tell I have a 34" waist and how unhealthy that was and my waist/hip ratio blah blah blah. That I was young and I was already heading to a life of being overweight and I should have a 25" waist etc etc. I left.

If only he could see me now! He was a ****head.

sunnybrunette126

My friend who thought she knew exactly what I needed in a man decided to set me up on a blind date. OMG famous last words. He was so not my type but I thought you know let's give him a shot. Maybe he's cool. So we went for Chinese to this place that apparently no one goes to. I was like do other people eat here because we're alone let's go somewhere hopping! He proceeded to tell me he was rather anti-social. First sign! Then as he spoke to me he ate and proceeded to fling said food particles at me as he talked. Final straw was him out right picking his teeth after the meal. I drove directly to my friend's house and almost strangled her! But we're still friends... :happy:

StrongerJess

Oh man, where do I start? I would have to say one of the worst was ...

I had been going out with this guy for about a month. He asked me on a date and told me to dress up. I was excited only to find out that we were actually going to a funeral...a baby funeral. One of his relative's baby had died of SIDS and he wanted to take me. It was HORRIBLE, and I hate funerals anyway. I never went out with him again.

coracbeck

I met a guy for coffee a few months ago - blind date. During the conversation I learn that he drives a new corvette but lives in a broken down motor home on someone else's land... has been involved in a fairly large cocaine ring, in prison for attempted murder, shot more than one person actually but was just convicted of the one... yeah, couldn't get out of there fast enough.

La_Amazona

Oh man, where do I start? I would have to say one of the worst was ...

I had been going out with this guy for about a month. He asked me on a date and told me to dress up. I was excited only to find out that we were actually going to a funeral...a baby funeral. One of his relative's baby had died of SIDS and he wanted to take me. It was HORRIBLE, and I hate funerals anyway. I never went out with him again.

O.M.G. wth?

StrongerJess

I went out for my anniversary with my bf. We decided that for lunch we would go to the local Greek festival. After about an hour, we started feeling funny. We spent the rest of the night throwing up and sick from the food. It was awful!!

tiptoeketo

here one, this was long time ago mind...I took this chick out on a date to a nice little chinese place, in the middle of the conversation she informs me she is an exobishinst (sp?) and decied to flash me in the middle the resturant. Would not have been so bad if there wasnt a family sitting next to us, who called the popo right away and she got arrested for public indency.

:noway:

Iamfit4life

Oh man, where do I start? I would have to say one of the worst was ...

I had been going out with this guy for about a month. He asked me on a date and told me to dress up. I was excited only to find out that we were actually going to a funeral...a baby funeral. One of his relative's baby had died of SIDS and he wanted to take me. It was HORRIBLE, and I hate funerals anyway. I never went out with him again.

oh my goodness
this is something you have to warn people about.

Tori_356

wow these are good, keep 'em coming...luckily i've never been on a bad date. kinda hard when you've never really dated...
I'm with someone but we never dated we met online so we never had to do that

Wingmistress

WOW, I wonder how many characters this little window will allow :-P

More awful dates than I care to admit.

WarriorMom2012

I met a guy for coffee a few months ago - blind date. During the conversation I learn that he drives a new corvette but lives in a broken down motor home on someone else's land... has been involved in a fairly large cocaine ring, in prison for attempted murder, shot more than one person actually but was just convicted of the one... yeah, couldn't get out of there fast enough.

So you met my ex husband huh?

bigdawg025

November 17th? Oh yeah... you mean an actual DATE not the calendar date. :frown:

ElizabethRoad

My building was on the corner of Main and Fourth Streets. My address was Main Street, but as I had a side entrance, my door was on Fourth Street. I gave the guy directions, and he argued with me that it was completely impossible for my door to be on Fourth Street. He got really flustered because he seriously thought I did not know where I lived and he would never find me. I should have said "Never mind!" at that point, but I was too stubborn. I wanted to prove to him that I knew what I was talking about.

So he got there, and his 8-year-old son was with him. Nothing against kids, but you should probably tell your date if you're bringing one along. So I got in the car and he drove me to a residential motel, where he lived in one room and his mom and sister lived in the adjoining one. He didn't get out of the car, but honked the horn until they came out, and then he argued with them for a while about getting them something from McDonald's.

At McDonald's, he was rude to the cashier. We went back to his place and ate our food, and then he dropped me off at home.

When I told him later that I didn't want to see him again, he was flabbergasted.

Journeyingascrystal

oh this is one i must comment on... on the night of my birthday i was being harassed by some guys after the club.. this one guy"who i noticed was following me around the entire night" came to the rescue. he was a little short for me but I figured he was nice and a gentlemen so i went one date 1!!!!!!!!
long story short.. we get asked to leave this place because he sat there 'nursing ' 1 beer for like 3 hours and kept ordering water.. i was ordering wine.. on the second round he told the server i was done with wine and to just bring us water.. lol... i was like okay..... but we were sitting there with no food no drinks and folks were waiting for over an hour for tables. they asked us to leave EMBARRASSED!!!

I explained to him that wasnt kool.. he begged me to go out again... DATE 2!!!
we MEET (i prefer driving) downtown and park.. we walk into this place.. jazz music.. nice scene lovely.. and i'm like.. oh he made reservations(clearly this place required it) we get to the front.. he tries to give them our name for the sitting LIST!!!! OMG.. HAHHAAA.. the woman explains the tables are reservations only.. ok.. honest mistake. try to make the best of it .. they had a bar so we went there.. he is complaining about them not having WINGS!!!!! lol.. ROTFLMAO NOW.. not then! peeved!! so i order a chicken pasta.. i couldn't eat it all because i wanted dessert.. he says' why order dessert if you didn't eat all your food?' REALLY GUY?? lol.. i ordered a dessert.. he asked for 2 spoons to SHARE MINE.. i told him NO.. i was in bytch mode by now. so when we are done.. the receipt is just sitting there.. the bartender is looking at us like 'when are you gonna pay?". I got to the restroom.. come back.. still not paid.. I say when are you gonna pay? He pays.. reluctantly.. wasn't sure what he thought!
So he ask did i want to go dancing it was place around the corner.. WHAT THE HELL .. sure! we walk.. and walk.. we turn around... he is fumbling in his phone.. im like where are we going.. my phone beeps. He says.. i just sent you a text.. its for where we are going.. i look at it.. THIS *kitten* SENT ME A GET IN FREE WITH TEXT MESSAGE!!! He wanted me to show my phone at this place so we could get in free.. NOT!!! He said and here you should pay for the drinks... really??? i didnt ask to go you.. you asked me!!!! Had he not been such a cheapo and had it been some time into out dating it would have MAYBE been ok.. but after all this.. HELL NO! and he even ask did i want to go to his place after and watch a movie. I said, James, what date are you on? Hell Frickin' NO! he was so confused...
2 weeks later he asked me to explain.. and I wrote him a long email explaining.. he said well im not a rapper or a rich guy.. I said if you cant take a woman on date you shouldn't be dating. If i had asked YOU out I would have been prepared. Boo-BYE!

thor1god1of1awesome

here one, this was long time ago mind...I took this chick out on a date to a nice little chinese place, in the middle of the conversation she informs me she is an exobishinst (sp?) and decied to flash me in the middle the resturant. Would not have been so bad if there wasnt a family sitting next to us, who called the popo right away and she got arrested for public indency.

Care to give me her number?

sure but last I heard she is on her 5th kid from the 4rth different dad lol

Iamfit4life

So this isn't technically a date, as we'd been seeing eachother for a very long time.

But it's REALLY something I should have known about.

My siggy. See his father LOVES clowns. That's right. CLOWNS. Collects them.
Never told me. First time I visit his parents house..

I walk in. They are EVERYWHERE. Figurings, paintings, lamps, photos. CLOWNS.

If your parents collect clowns, help a girl/guy out. Warn them.

bry_all01

Oh man, where do I start? I would have to say one of the worst was ...

I had been going out with this guy for about a month. He asked me on a date and told me to dress up. I was excited only to find out that we were actually going to a funeral...a baby funeral. One of his relative's baby had died of SIDS and he wanted to take me. It was HORRIBLE, and I hate funerals anyway. I never went out with him again.

is he listed on dontdatehimgirl.com? If not, he should be.

Redness82

I went on a first date with a guy, and let me preface this with "I'm all about happy hours!!" but not on the first date. We went to Applebee's, which I"m not a huge fan, but he picked the place. It was about 8:30 pm. The waitress came around and asked if wanted something to drink. He said no, and that we were waiting until Happy Hour at 9 pm!!! WHAT?!?!?!

Scott613

She was a he

momof8munchkins

2 stick out in my mind and both with guys I had crushes on for a long time but then while on the dates realized what self absorbed jerks they were I NEVER wanted to go out with them again.
First one.. the guy seem really interested in me..we had been talking on the phone and flirting back and forth for a few weeks.. he finally asked me out..I said yes of course.. We spent 4 hours at the Mall while he shopped for new jeans..literally.. I spent the whole time waiting for him outside dressing rooms and watching him model each and every pair while asked what I thought.. LOL I didn't know it was going to be a shopping date with a "girlfriend" :laugh:

Second was a guy I liked all through elementary school.. major puppy love going on/ in high school we met again.. he liked me instantly.. big boost for my ego:happy: .. our first date..we went skating ..not a bad date all in all. the next day.. he called me and asked me to hang out.. sure!!!.. nothing big, we took a walk not a bad thing in my book, except for the fact that he started telling me about what he expected out of his future wife-( we were both 15 lol) he wanted a slave and was not shy about saying he thought it was his right to served his every whim , obeyed and bowed to. umm yeah..BUH-BYE. funny how he was confused that I never wanted to see him again after that :laugh:

momof8munchkins

She was a he

Oh my goodness!!! aaaaaaaaaggh!

GreenLifeGirl

here one, this was long time ago mind...I took this chick out on a date to a nice little chinese place, in the middle of the conversation she informs me she is an exobishinst (sp?) and decied to flash me in the middle the resturant. Would not have been so bad if there wasnt a family sitting next to us, who called the popo right away and she got arrested for public indency.

LOL! Unbelievable. :laugh:

smilingrn

So I went out to eat with this guy. He's very very fit and muscular and back then I wasn't into taking care of myself AT ALL. Mind you, I have never been overweight but I was very skinny fat.
Anyway, we go to Applebees and I order some dinner plate and he asks me if I realize there was over 1500 calories in that meal. I say no I had no idea..whatever, we finish up and I should of just said thanks but see ya later but stupid me went back to his house with him.
So we get into his hot tub and I'm in bra and panties and he then starts pointing out how he can tell I have a 34" waist and how unhealthy that was and my waist/hip ratio blah blah blah. That I was young and I was already heading to a life of being overweight and I should have a 25" waist etc etc. I left.

If only he could see me now! He was a ****head.

What a jerk!!!!!