Worst Dates you've ever had
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All I can say is OMG you poor poor people....
I'm married to my first date....... 28 years we've been married now!
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I had a couple dates with this really attractive and charming girl, and her 21st birthday was coming up soon. So instead of doing the usual 'lets go out to eat" I thought I would do something more personal and real special. We were at my place and I was making stir fry when all of a sudden she starts freaking out because I put RAISINS in it....
jk..:bigsmile:
I've been waiting for someone on here to be 'the other half' of one of these nightmare dates LOL0 -
Blind date...he talked about his World of Warcraft character most of the time and then said that the last girl broke his heart because she held his hand for an hour and then never talked to him again. Not even kidding. I didn't even make up an excuse to get out of there, I just got up and left.0
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Worst date I had... YEARS ago - I have currently been marrried for 12 years!
This guy asked me out - over and over - I always said no. I then finally decided to go out with him.
He goes through the drive through for Jack in the Box and asks me for money after he orders.... uhm... hello you asked me you are suppose to have some money?????
That was just strange. He then came back to my apartment and just sat there staring at me! It was so weird. Wouldn't talk. to me at all.
After a long while. I called my friend from the other room, and had her come over and say there was an emrgency and we had to go!
Finally got the loser to leave!
Now I laugh about it! - actaully hadn't thought about that date in years, this post just made me think of it!!0 -
Kiwiburger needs to get in here. I think that was him that had a date with a girl dressed like a snake?
My worst so far was a guy that was an HOUR late. I get crap happens sometimes, but I stupidly agreed to go out with him a few more times and he was 15-30 minutes late every single time. Not to mention a bunch of other weird and generally stupid stuff.
For example, smoking. I met him off okcupid which has these questions and a few asked about smoking and I pretty much said smoking is gross. It's not a total dealbreaker for me, but if I were him I probably would not have lit up within 10 minutes of our first date. Absolutely terrible kisser... UGH I really wish I would have just gone home never to speak to him again the first time he was late. Just a lot of little things like that, and I was not attracted to him and he was the lazy entitled sort. Never again will I give someone the benefit of the doubt if the first date doesn't go well! I finally just stopped replying to him, couldn't be bothered.0 -
Kiwiburger needs to get in here. I think that was him that had a date with a girl dressed like a snake?
I think you summed it up just perfectly actually.0 -
I once met a guy from online,half way through dinner he starts talking about militas and his weapons,and about how he would like to overthrow the government.Then he started going on about jewish conspiracys,somewhere in between all this he offered to take me to a sex shop to buy me toys,then he showed me his swastika tatoo at which point I started talking about my pierod,my flow,what kind of tampoons I enjoy,I also told him when I see roadkill it makes me hot,he ran out so fast there was smoke
ETA that was my way of making sure he did not try to contact me again
Reminds me of when a pervy guy is staring at me (talking about the creeps that are licking their lips looking at me up and down like I'm a t-bone) and I scratch my crotch with vigor. They stop staring after that!!!! haha My sisters hate when I do that.. they get mortified but it works!!!
This is hilarious.0 -
My worst date was with a guy who was so obsessed with comics and superheroes he spoke about nothing else! He wore a ring that matched his favourite hero and showed me photos of his room where he had ripped out comic pages and stuck them up as wall-paper and he had superhero bedding....dont get me wrong, i love Sci-Fi films but this was quite extreme!! Everything i said he would back up or quote some comic!!! I politely made my excuses and thankfully never saw him again!!
I think I used to know this dude. He creeped me the hell out.0 -
Several years ago, I met this chick online. I described myself to her and was honest about my weight. She didn't seem to believe me for some reason. After talking to her for about a month, she convinced me to make the 90 minute drive to her house ( mobile home) for dinner. When I got there, she looked shocked and disgusted that I was fat. She actually said " since you drove all this way you might as well come in". She was extremely rude to me. After the quickest dinner ever ( spaghetti with catsup?) I couldn't wait to get out of there. Suddenly we were having a huge thunderstorm and tornado warnings. I was stuck there for a while. She did not even talk to me and spent most of her time on the phone with her friends, and didn't even stay in the same room as me, leaving me to play with her two kids ( the only good part of the night). When the storm finally past I was getting ready to leave and she yelled at me for making her kids wired before bed by playing with them. Several months later, a friend told me she met this same girl online and was planning on meeting her. I told her what happened and of course my friend called her out on it. She emailed me a lame apology and asked me to put in a good word for her. Yeah right.0
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My worst date, I guess was kind of my fault, well it was my cousins fault. I was 16 and my cousin set me up with one of her co workers sisters.
So, me being rico suave I took her out to a nice outdoor patio restaurant ordered food, we talked, we hit it off really well. We talked about our future aspirations and what we wanted too do.
At the end of the date she asked If I would come over to her place, and I said "I would love too but I have school in the morning"
"Oh, I see"
Oh no its not you, I seriously do have school in the morning.
"Which school UCR?"
Then it occurred to me...
No ....high school-
The look on her face was priceless.
Yeah I was 16 she was 27.
I had a goatee at 16 so I always got passed off as mid - late twenties.
That would have been hard to explain the next morning if I would have come over, needless to say I never got another phone call.0 -
Nothing as horrible as the baby funeral date and neither involved AppleBees, but...
Date 1:
We went out for sushi and the conversation was friendly and flirty enough, but then it shifted to him asking me to critique his muscles and body form. He was an ex-military dude and any further time we spent together involved him often asking what I thought of his traps and if they looked bigger. *eye roll*
Date 2:
Years ago, my father set me up with this guy who was one of his students. I thought, "He's going to be a teacher, how could he be a bad guy?". The dude took me out and our date consisted of driving around in his jeep while he talked about his racist views. (Um, what?) Then he enthusiasticly showed me his handgun which he kept in his glove compartment to protect himself from "the blacks in his neighborhood". I was so offended and freaked out (guns make me nervous) by someone who had zero problem being a gun weilding, racist piece of garbage. Between the racist retoric and the handgun, I was grateful there wasn't any dinner involved. I couldn't get out of there fast enough. The date ended early after I told him that I had school early the next morning. Thanks, Dad!0 -
I might have posted this a few months ago... Anyway my worst date was when I was going to UMASS Amhearst, I was 21, and had a part time job, no car. I took the bus to go to work at a 'rest home' Anyway the nurse that worked during the dat was very pretty and we talked alot, but she was married.. She told me she had a friend who was sweet, pretty, and she wanted to set up a date. I was reluctant because I had no car and she was 'older'. But she said, no problem, she would pick me up in her car. So I talked to my date and found a landmark she would pick me up and the time , etc. We would go out for drinks
So my date arrived, She was wearing a plaid shirt and work pants, like ****ies or something, she weighed about 300 pounds.. I thought "Oh God", but I am not a mean person, I figured we could have a few drinks and part ways.... So I was a a junior in college, we started talking, she told me she was a janitor at the elementary school... "Oh that's nice" I was trying to find a way to start a conversation, We ordered drinks and She told me "I just want you to know I have 3 kids" and was telling me about them... I was in no way interested at that age... Then she told me she went to this bar, because her ex was violent and was stalking her, and he probably wouldn't check this bar for her tonight....I think I was halfway through my first beer.. I then said, "hey I need to use the bathroom" I went past the bathroom out the side door and booted 4 miles back to my dorm.. I was a little mad at my work- friend... That was the only time I did a chew and screw at a restaurant.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I dont think he'll check this thread...
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I had a guy take me out to eat at Applebee's. We were having a really good time getting to know one another. I had met him in my church group. He walked me out to my car and said that he felt bad for me because most men date me because I have "porn star tits." BUT not him of course. I slapped his face twice and drove off. NEVER talked to that *kitten* again! I can't help their size, but I was mortified!0
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WOW! It's no wonder some guys have easy pickins, and some guys are eternally single.
I'd just like to say thanks to all the creeps and jerk offs, you made my life that much easier.....lol.
One date sticks out in my memory.
A girl I met when I was 18 and she told me she was 17. Picked her up at her house but she was waiting out front.
Go on the date, something simple like dinner and a movie. Head over to a party I knew about after the movie and a friend of mine says some people are looking for us. Like who I say. Her parents.....uh oh.
Turns out she was 15. Went in her room telling them she was going to sleep for the night, locked the door and snuck out the window to meet me out front. That was interesting dropping her off, the dad wanted to rip my head off but she explained how it was all her and I didn't know anything about it.
We ran into each about 3 years later, laughed about it and then dated for a few months....she was crazy but in a fun kinda way.0 -
I had a guy take me out to eat at Applebee's. We were having a really good time getting to know one another. I had met him in my church group. He walked me out to my car and said that he felt bad for me because most men date me because I have "porn star tits." BUT not him of course. I slapped his face twice and drove off. NEVER talked to that *kitten* again! I can't help their size, but I was mortified!
Ha!!! I had something very similar happen in the Red Lobster parking lot but he actually asked if he could see them! First date and all! Ugh!0 -
I have never had one...I'm sure the guys I've dated though think different, cause I can be rude to guys....Idk why they all like me though....0
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Not nearly as bad as everyone else's, but my ex, for my first birthday while we were dating, took me out for dinner. He picked the restaurant. He knew I didn't really like sea food, but really wanted to try this restaurant's mussels... really should have figured him out then!0
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Let me start off by saying going into this date i've already been through online hell.........
Met this guy on Match, turned out to be really nice, always checked up on me to see how things were going! After 16 MONTHS of talking, he asked me to meet up for a drink. Knowing he wasn't my type and had no interest, my mom and friend pushed me to meet him for a drink. Remember in all of this he's the father of 3 small boys!
I meet him on a Sunday afternoon for a drink near both of our houses. I walk in, first of all he's not my type, VERY short and what not. I sit down, he immediately watches golf and isn't talking to me! I make small talk here and there, he's very different than online now. A few minutes later, his buddy's happen to walk through, never introduces me and is rude. So after about 40 LONG minutes i tell him i gotta go. He takes money out ONLY for his beer on a $10 tab and now i'm paying for my own drink, he takes off. I'm soooooooo infuriated at this point that i fly home and send him an email saying how dare you treat me that way for no reason, and it was like you were embarassed of me and i've never paid for my own drink you cheap *kitten*...... You know what he said because i called him out, he said, "i was embarrased by you from the moment you walked in". I could have reached through the computer and killed him!!
So about a few months later, i see him at Walmart with a complete nasty of a thing and i start to laugh as we are faced turning the corner towards each other!! Going forward to now, 2 years later, i'm happily living with my wonderful bf and the loser just hit my friend up on Match not knowing she's my bestfriend!!!! LOOOSSEEERRR!!! karma my friend, karma!!!!
Now i'm all fired up again lol!!!! Great role model for his kids !!!0 -
Two words: Octopus Hands. Seriously all throughout dinner and bowling he could not keep his hands to himself. It was even more annoying because I didn't want to go out with him in the first place and had told him no. My friends kept telling me to give him a chance because he was a "nice guy." I finally agreed and then go the pleasure of his cushy, damp hands pawing at me all night. It was horrible. To make matters worse, he would then show up at my house unannounced at random hours between 4 - 11 pm and thought it was "sweet." Um no. It's creepy.0
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My very first date...EVER! I was a sophomore in high school and I had a HUGE crush on a Junior. He was so cute, but he was dating someone. They broke up and a few weeks later he asked me out to a movie. I happily accepted. When the movie was over we leave the movie theater and walk out to his car when I heard him say "Oh SH*$". I look up and his ex-girlfriend and two of her close friends are standing next to his car. He walks me up to them and LEAVES me with her friends to go talk to this girl. I was scared to death as these girls were giving me the evil eye. About 15 minutes later he comes back and tells me he has to take me home so he and Rhonda can talk. They ended up getting back together that night.0
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