Worst Dates you've ever had

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  • StrongerJess
    StrongerJess Posts: 185 Member
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    Oh I thought of another one...I had a guy ask me to go to IHOP (he asked me) to celebrate something of mine...can't remember what. Anyway, the total was $15...and his card was declined. Not just one card, but TWO! I am not a snob or anything, but if you are going to ask a girl out...you might want to check your balances first. I quickly paid and left. Ugh!
  • sunnybrunette126
    sunnybrunette126 Posts: 200 Member
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    She was a he

    OMG LOL!!! That's beyond classic.
  • StrongerJess
    StrongerJess Posts: 185 Member
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    Oh man, where do I start? :tongue: I would have to say one of the worst was ...

    I had been going out with this guy for about a month. He asked me on a date and told me to dress up. I was excited only to find out that we were actually going to a funeral...a baby funeral. One of his relative's baby had died of SIDS and he wanted to take me. It was HORRIBLE, and I hate funerals anyway. I never went out with him again.

    you win. holy hell. i would have gone absolutely bonkers on that douche.

    Haha...I know, but I was only 20 at the time and was far too shocked to react at all. I simply avoided him in the future. Since when was a funeral a great opportunity to introduce your girl to your family? LOL
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    I went on a date with this one chick on her 21st birthday. I took her to my house and made her stir fry with RAISINS in it, it was AWESOME but she didn't like it and we ended up at Applebees.











    eh ok it wasn't that funny sry.

    Putting RAISINS in stir fry is never funny! ;)
  • Tori_356
    Tori_356 Posts: 510 Member
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    I went on a date with this one chick on her 21st birthday. I took her to my house and made her stir fry with RAISINS in it, it was AWESOME but she didn't like it and we ended up at Applebees.











    eh ok it wasn't that funny sry.

    Putting RAISINS in stir fry is never funny! ;)

    It sounds like it might be interesting............lol
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    If your parents collect clowns, help a girl/guy out. Warn them.

    Laughed so hard. Could just imagine them keeping clowns in a basement prison for some strange reason.

    I've been in the basement and so far it's clear. But I won't go by myself.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Haha. Oh wow. Some of these are great. Mine isn't anywhere near as bad as some of these!

    I went for a date with this dude and it was... well... it was awkward. He was telling me about how he was looking for kids blah, blah, blah (I'm totally NOT looking to have kids.) Anyway, I stupidly agreed to go on a second date with him. We agreed to meet at a movie theater close to where I worked so I could get there quickly and we could see a film before dinner. He was really late, but we made it just in time for the last of the previews... and we just sat there stiffly watching the film. I was getting really frustrated. At least we'd have the chance to talk over dinner, I told myself.

    As soon as the movie let out, I was about to suggest the restaurant across the street, when he says, "I'm not really hungry. Should I take you home?" Obviously, this was not going anywhere. So I agreed to go home all flustered. Never talked to that dude again.
  • sunnybrunette126
    sunnybrunette126 Posts: 200 Member
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    If your parents collect clowns, help a girl/guy out. Warn them.

    Laughed so hard. Could just imagine them keeping clowns in a basement prison for some strange reason.

    I've been in the basement and so far it's clear. But I won't go by myself.

    They might start keeping you down there also! ha
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    I went on a date with this one chick on her 21st birthday. I took her to my house and made her stir fry with RAISINS in it, it was AWESOME but she didn't like it and we ended up at Applebees.



    eh ok it wasn't that funny sry.


    You funny
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I went on a date with this one chick on her 21st birthday. I took her to my house and made her stir fry with RAISINS in it, it was AWESOME but she didn't like it and we ended up at Applebees.


    eh ok it wasn't that funny sry.

    HAHAHAHA! Made me laugh!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
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    Met this guy decided to get coffee with him. While we were talking I learn he's never seen The Godfather (who doesn't know "Leave the gun take the cannolis"?). As we continued talking I realize we have very little in common and he's not going anywhere in life. I agree to a second date even though there wasn't much chemistry, he was not my type physically, and he had more feelings than I can handle. I get home after the date and my roommate and I are having a drink when I get a text from him to check my e-mail. He had written me porn. Correction, he had written porn about him and I. It was the most awkward thing I'd ever read; the punctuation was terrible, the grammar was awful, and the pronouns didn't always match the antecedents, not to mention the awkwardness of a stranger writing porn about him doing things to my body that I wouldn't actually allow a total stranger to do.


    Then, I met Upstairs neighbor, not so much a date, but a lot of drinking and mild fooling around. 2 weeks later he was banging on my window at 2:30 am drunk as a skunk. He wouldn't leave my porch for 2 hours.

    I don't date anymore.
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    Met this guy decided to get coffee with him. While we were talking I learn he's never seen The Godfather (who doesn't know "Leave the gun take the cannolis"?). As we continued talking I realize we have very little in common and he's not going anywhere in life. I agree to a second date even though there wasn't much chemistry, he was not my type physically, and he had more feelings than I can handle. I get home after the date and my roommate and I are having a drink when I get a text from him to check my e-mail. He had written me porn. Correction, he had written porn about him and I. It was the most awkward thing I'd ever read; the punctuation was terrible, the grammar was awful, and the pronouns didn't always match the antecedents, not to mention the awkwardness of a stranger writing porn about him doing things to my body that I wouldn't actually allow a total stranger to do.
    I feel like you were more upset by the grammar than the content. And it makes me think you're awesome.
  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
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    I feel like you were more upset by the grammar than the content. And it makes me think you're awesome.

    this
  • Journeyingascrystal
    Journeyingascrystal Posts: 195
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    Oh man, where do I start? :tongue: I would have to say one of the worst was ...

    I had been going out with this guy for about a month. He asked me on a date and told me to dress up. I was excited only to find out that we were actually going to a funeral...a baby funeral. One of his relative's baby had died of SIDS and he wanted to take me. It was HORRIBLE, and I hate funerals anyway. I never went out with him again.
  • Journeyingascrystal
    Journeyingascrystal Posts: 195
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    She was a he

    WHAT???!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHH :sad: :drinker:
  • StrongerJess
    StrongerJess Posts: 185 Member
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    Met this guy decided to get coffee with him. While we were talking I learn he's never seen The Godfather (who doesn't know "Leave the gun take the cannolis"?). As we continued talking I realize we have very little in common and he's not going anywhere in life. I agree to a second date even though there wasn't much chemistry, he was not my type physically, and he had more feelings than I can handle. I get home after the date and my roommate and I are having a drink when I get a text from him to check my e-mail. He had written me porn. Correction, he had written porn about him and I. It was the most awkward thing I'd ever read; the punctuation was terrible, the grammar was awful, and the pronouns didn't always match the antecedents, not to mention the awkwardness of a stranger writing porn about him doing things to my body that I wouldn't actually allow a total stranger to do.


    Then, I met Upstairs neighbor, not so much a date, but a lot of drinking and mild fooling around. 2 weeks later he was banging on my window at 2:30 am drunk as a skunk. He wouldn't leave my porch for 2 hours.

    I don't date anymore.

    OMG! That is so awkward. I can't even imagine!
  • amelia_atlantic
    amelia_atlantic Posts: 926 Member
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    Some of these are just HORRIBLE!

    Has anyone else noticed how many of these dates started or ended up at APPLEBEES?! That is the most offensive part! :laugh:
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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    Some of these are just HORRIBLE!

    Has anyone else noticed how many of these dates started or ended up at APPLEBEES?! That is the most offensive part! :laugh:

    "Applebees: Where bad dates go to die"
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
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    wasnt really a date but terribly awkward.

    i met this chic that worked at the mall and we'd chat anytime i was there. After while we exchanged numbers etc. One day she calls me and asks if i want to come over to her apartment and hang out, so im like sure. I get there and she introduces me to her roommate and then is like lets go back here and watch tv. So we're in her bedroom chilling watching tv when somebody comes in the living room she jumps up and greets him and they come back he shakes my hand and is uncomfortably staring at me, they go in the living room and begin to argue. I hear " who is he!" and she says "thats my best friend!" WTH? we only knew each other a couple weeks. they continue talking and decide to go to store or something, and i left. Maybe two days later she calls me and is like "hey best friend when are we going to the movies" needless to say never
  • StrongerJess
    StrongerJess Posts: 185 Member
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    Some of these are just HORRIBLE!

    Has anyone else noticed how many of these dates started or ended up at APPLEBEES?! That is the most offensive part! :laugh:

    No kidding!! Seems like Applebee's is an *kitten* magnet. I see a new ad campaign in their future!

    *Edit: come to think of it...after how many bad dates I shared...I guess I am a bit of an *kitten* magnet myself...nevermind! :laugh:

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