Worst Dates you've ever had

FearAnLoathing

I once met a guy from online,half way through dinner he starts talking about militas and his weapons,and about how he would like to overthrow the government.Then he started going on about jewish conspiracys,somewhere in between all this he offered to take me to a sex shop to buy me toys,then he showed me his swastika tatoo at which point I started talking about my pierod,my flow,what kind of tampoons I enjoy,I also told him when I see roadkill it makes me hot,he ran out so fast there was smoke

ETA that was my way of making sure he did not try to contact me again

StrongerJess

I once met a guy from online,half way through dinner he starts talking about militas and his weapons,and about how he would like to overthrow the government.Then he started going on about jewish conspiracys,somewhere in between all this he offered to take me to a sex shop to buy me toys,then he showed me his swastika tatoo at which point I started talking about my pierod,my flow,what kind of tampoons I enjoy,I also told him when I see roadkill it makes me hot,he ran out so fast there was smoke

ETA that was my way of making sure he did not try to contact me again

This is definitely the move of a seasoned dater. Respect! What a jerk!

Serenitytoo

I met a guy online and we decided to meet in person for a drink. I had suggested Starbucks, but he wanted to go to Tim Hortons as he doesn't really like coffee and that way we could have lunch too. Friends have told me that should have been a sign right there :laugh: . I get there just before we were to meet and I see him already sitting down and eating! He looks up and says "Sorry I had hoped to be done before you got here" WTF?!? So I told him I guess I will get mine. By the time I get through the line at the counter he is already done eating so I just get a coffee. He proceeds to complain about his ex and how lazy he is. All he liked to do is play video games. We decide to go for a walk, but when he gets up I can see he got really dressed up for our date, ratty track pants, his t-shirt had a hole in it :huh: You don't have to be dressed to the nines or anything but put a little effort in! The walk was was short and easy (maybe about 20 mins along a lakeshore, very flat) and he tells me that is the most exercise he has gotten in a long time! I never saw him again :laugh:

On the plus side, it really made me see I am not looking for the lazy type anymore, I need someone who motivates me to do more :laugh:

momof8munchkins

I once met a guy from online,half way through dinner he starts talking about militas and his weapons,and about how he would like to overthrow the government.Then he started going on about jewish conspiracys,somewhere in between all this he offered to take me to a sex shop to buy me toys,then he showed me his swastika tatoo at which point I started talking about my pierod,my flow,what kind of tampoons I enjoy,I also told him when I see roadkill it makes me hot,he ran out so fast there was smoke

ETA that was my way of making sure he did not try to contact me again

so funny I almost choked on my almonds!:laugh:

FearAnLoathing

I once met a guy from online,half way through dinner he starts talking about militas and his weapons,and about how he would like to overthrow the government.Then he started going on about jewish conspiracys,somewhere in between all this he offered to take me to a sex shop to buy me toys,then he showed me his swastika tatoo at which point I started talking about my pierod,my flow,what kind of tampoons I enjoy,I also told him when I see roadkill it makes me hot,he ran out so fast there was smoke

ETA that was my way of making sure he did not try to contact me again

so funny I almost choked on my almonds!:laugh:

I never met another person onlinbe after that

ElizabethRoad

Some of these are just HORRIBLE!

Has anyone else noticed how many of these dates started or ended up at APPLEBEES?! That is the most offensive part! :laugh:

Now that you mention it...

My two roommates had met this guy, and he came over once and picked them up so they could all hang out. When he picked them up he met me briefly. Well one of my roommates decided she wanted to date him, and he said he'd only go out with her if I would go out with him first. :noway: And she asked me to do it! So I let him take me out to dinner. At Applebee's.

WifeNMama

Some of these are just HORRIBLE!

Has anyone else noticed how many of these dates started or ended up at APPLEBEES?! That is the most offensive part! :laugh:

Now that you mention it...

My two roommates had met this guy, and he came over once and picked them up so they could all hang out. When he picked them up he met me briefly. Well one of my roommates decided she wanted to date him, and he said he'd only go out with her if I would go out with him first. :noway: And she asked me to do it! So I let him take me out to dinner. At Applebee's.

Wow, I just mostly feel bad for your roommate... Hopefully she's aiming higher than being the consolation prize... :-(

Tori_356

I had suggested Starbucks, but he wanted to go to Tim Hortons

Shoulda went to Applebees.

ElizabethRoad

Some of these are just HORRIBLE!

Has anyone else noticed how many of these dates started or ended up at APPLEBEES?! That is the most offensive part! :laugh:

Now that you mention it...

My two roommates had met this guy, and he came over once and picked them up so they could all hang out. When he picked them up he met me briefly. Well one of my roommates decided she wanted to date him, and he said he'd only go out with her if I would go out with him first. :noway: And she asked me to do it! So I let him take me out to dinner. At Applebee's.

Wow, I just mostly feel bad for your roommate... Hopefully she's aiming higher than being the consolation prize... :-(

Yeah the date was unremarkable, but the circumstances were just ugh. Did he think he would get anywhere with me after he treated my friend that way? But that was many years ago, and she is happily married to a very sweet guy.

nolachick

2. Went on a date with a guy who went on to tell me he had a girlfriend already and she was his main entree. He just wanted me to be "dessert" he also informed me, there were several other "desserts".
Never saw him again either.

THAT IS HORRIBLE!

nolachick

I met a guy for coffee a few months ago - blind date. During the conversation I learn that he drives a new corvette but lives in a broken down motor home on someone else's land... has been involved in a fairly large cocaine ring, in prison for attempted murder, shot more than one person actually but was just convicted of the one... yeah, couldn't get out of there fast enough.

So you met my ex husband huh?

:laugh: :laugh:

La_Amazona

I once met a guy from online,half way through dinner he starts talking about militas and his weapons,and about how he would like to overthrow the government.Then he started going on about jewish conspiracys,somewhere in between all this he offered to take me to a sex shop to buy me toys,then he showed me his swastika tatoo at which point I started talking about my pierod,my flow,what kind of tampoons I enjoy,I also told him when I see roadkill it makes me hot,he ran out so fast there was smoke

ETA that was my way of making sure he did not try to contact me again

Reminds me of when a pervy guy is staring at me (talking about the creeps that are licking their lips looking at me up and down like I'm a t-bone) and I scratch my crotch with vigor. They stop staring after that!!!! haha My sisters hate when I do that.. they get mortified but it works!!!

sillygoose1977

is he listed on dontdatehimgirl.com? If not, he should be.

My brother is on there. :noway:

nolachick

I went on a date with this one chick on her 21st birthday. I took her to my house and made her stir fry with RAISINS in it, it was AWESOME but she didn't like it and we ended up at Applebees.











eh ok it wasn't that funny sry.

i am dying laughing at my desk! ahahahahahahah

cabaray

Mine would have to be with this guy my friend set me up with. He was about 8 years older than me which was not typically an age difference I preferred. We went out and I had a good time. We ended up parking. About 3 minutes into our session, he came in his pants...I hadn't even touched him...that was our last date.

nolachick

Reminds me of when a pervy guy is staring at me (talking about the creeps that are licking their lips looking at me up and down like I'm a t-bone) and I scratch my crotch with vigor. They stop staring after that!!!! haha My sisters hate when I do that.. they get mortified but it works!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

woou

I honestly have not had one yet. *knock on wood* :laugh: Everyone I've dated have been courteous and friendly. Me, on the other hand, late every now and then. :noway:

kimletton11

The last guy I was "talking" to made a derogatory sexual comment about my mother who he hadn't even met yet. Needless to say, we haven't been out since.

Oh, and our first date was in fact, at Applebees.

saintspoon

I love love love this thread

nolachick

this isnt so bad but i'll share anyway......

so just this summer i decided i should start dating again, i hate dating i like being in relationships, but anyways i met this guy on a girls night out, he was kinda cute and very nice and polite and all so when he asked me out i was still reluctant but my friends convinced me to go cuz you gotta start somewhere right.

well it started off nice, he texted me and offered to pick me up, but i was running late and didnt know him that well so i wanted to drive and meet him there. well that and he mentioned the AC in his car was broken, (red flag #1). I didnt think anything of it so I just met him anyway. it was a nice place, and he had already ordered an appetizer (he knew i had just come from working out) so that was sweet. i was wearing a cute little black dress (not extra fancy but pretty nice) with sandals (it was summer) but i expected him to atleast wear a nice jeans, polo and shoes. he was wearing plaid shorts, converse and a tshirt (yikes!) keep in mind he's almost 30. I was a bit thrown off by that but i was trying to be nice anyway. the bar was getting kinda loud so it washard to have a conversation so we decided to go somewhere else...he was very attentive and kept asking if i was ok and what i wanted to do where to go which i thought was nice, but we walked over to another restaurant he looked at the menu and he didnt like it so we went somewhere else, kept walking, got to this other place also very nice (i noticed the menu looked pricey this time) and he again said he didnt like what was on the menu. to make a long story short it felt like he was just looking for a cheaper place and we ended up at a pizza joint at the end of the block where almost no one was there except for the ppl that worked there (kinda creepy) but i figured at least it wud be quiet and we could talk. well we did talk and i found out we were very very different. he went to school for some kinda natural healing mumbo jumbo and now is working as a bartender ( i knew that when i met him so thats ok) but the fact that his future plans involved working at a "healing center" and he believed in natural healing and all this crap made him sound like a hippie witch doctor, not to mention he was staying on his sister's couch, he kept mentioning he wasnt in a good financial place rightnow and had been a bartender for the past 3 yrs - UMMM NO! :huh:

he did not get a good night kiss, and he did not get a 2nd date.

janet_pratt

Twenty five years ago, and I wasn't fat at the time. But I've always been very rounded and curvy, not skinny. I lived in the high desert in California and some guy at a party down around San Diego got me on the phone as a wrong number. I used to be a DJ and I have a good phone voice. When I told him he had the wrong number and hung up, he called me back. He asked me to talk to him for a while. I said sure why not. He said he wanted to come up the next weekend and take me on a date. We had already ascertained I was about 5 years older than he was and I told him I was nothing special, but he insisted. So we agreed to meet in town because I wouldn't tell him where I live. The following Friday night I get a phone call telling me he's there. I drive to the meeting place and discover an absolutely adorable guy driving a black Porsche. I had him follow me up to a place called Pioneer Town to go dancing. He tried to pull off suave city guy persona and made me promise not to tell he was actually raised on a dairy farm in some midwestern state. We had a nice enough time and when it was time to leave, he had no place to stay, so I said he could sleep on the couch at my place. He seemed harmless enough. The poor guy was more spooked than I was. I had a little studio, kind of out of town. It was a really nicely done converted garage I rented from a widow. But off the beaten path. I know he thought I was taking him somewhere to rape and kill him. We bedded down for the night and every time I rolled over or moved in my bed, around the corner from his couch, he would pop up and go, "What are you doing?" Like he expected me to jump him the minute he fell asleep. I guess we both finally asleep. He got up early the next morning and fled in his Porsche, never to be heard from again. Twenty five years later, I still feel the sting of rejection!

writtenINthestars

I'm sure I've told this story before on a thread..

But worst date ever would be one where we stopped at the mall so we both could run into stores (and it was items for the rest of our date. Just go with it). I came out of my store and looked around and didn't see him. Minutes later I saw him being escorted out of a sports store for shoplifting....the idiot tried to steal some Jordans. I mean really?! I then had to go to the PD and pay to get him and bring his sorry *kitten* home.

seventwenty

I keep noticing Applebee's; it explains why I never have had a second date.

No seriously, the worst first date I've ever been on was her best date. I made it a fun date on a mutual interest, ice skating and then dinner. We had a very fun and flirty time at the ice rink, holding hands, eskimo kisses, all that fun stuff. Dinner was at a nice, but appropriate local spot, and I paid. After taking her back to her place and getting a quick good night kiss, she must have been overcome with guilt because she admitted that, while she had a great time, her and her ex-BF had decided, via texting on the date, had decided to "work things out." What. the. hell!?

ElementalMoe

I met a guy online and he asked me out. We texted back and forth a bit, and I found out he didn't have a car, which set off warning bells. He then said something along the lines of "Are you one of those people who judge others for not having things?", which made me feel shallow and guilty, so I went through with the date. When we finally met, I found out that he not only didn't have a car, but he didn't have a job, and was sleeping on his mom's couch. And he said that he felt he should have a girlfriend who has her *kitten* together. I'm sorry, but most girls who have their stuff together want a partner, not a parasite.

And I also seem to attract needy men who get attached after the first date. One guy was 35 with 4 kids, and he started freaking out that he really liked me and didn't know what to do, and would I meet his sister? The other was a 47 year old - First date was fine, but then he started to be needy and clingy. I backed off, and he proceeded to tell me that I need to communicate and I shouldn't just drop people. And then he deleted me from Facebook (Isn't that the insult of the day?) I'm sorry - You're 47 - Stop acting like a child.

nixickle

My worst date was with a guy who was so obsessed with comics and superheroes he spoke about nothing else! He wore a ring that matched his favourite hero and showed me photos of his room where he had ripped out comic pages and stuck them up as wall-paper and he had superhero bedding....dont get me wrong, i love Sci-Fi films but this was quite extreme!! Everything i said he would back up or quote some comic!!! I politely made my excuses and thankfully never saw him again!!

lorac321

I met a guy online and he asked me out. We texted back and forth a bit, and I found out he didn't have a car, which set off warning bells. He then said something along the lines of "Are you one of those people who judge others for not having things?", which made me feel shallow and guilty, so I went through with the date. When we finally met, I found out that he not only didn't have a car, but he didn't have a job, and was sleeping on his mom's couch. And he said that he felt he should have a girlfriend who has her *kitten* together. I'm sorry, but most girls who have their stuff together want a partner, not a parasite.

I think I dated this guy too...

thankyou4thevenom

Arrived at my house and walked straight in without waiting for me to ask him. Then spent the evening telling me what to do. Did the same when returning back to my house.

chauncyrenayCHANGED

OMG. I WIN!

I met this guy online and he seemed super cool so we decided to meet up. I already knew he wasn't really my type (blonde hair, ok) but I know I need to broaden my horizons.

I spotted him across the street in head to toe baby blue, cap, matching jersey and shorts. His blonde frizzy hair was sticking out of his cap and I already knew it was all bad.

During lunch he started talking bout all the beautiful women he has dated and how he met them on myspace. So I play along and ask him to rate these women on a scale of one to ten. I was having a good time. (mind you, he was NOT good looking at all)

He then told me he dated a millionaire, so I asked him how he knew and he said , "Well...she spent money like a millionaire." lol I asked him if she was pretty and this fool said,

"It's hard to eat hamburger helper once you've been dining on Fillet Mignon"

What?

We asked for the check and I took the bill and said, "Oh, I'll pay for my half."

He said, "Thanks so much" and DID NOT put his card in. He handed the bill back to the waiter and the waiter left!

I paid for the worst date of my life! The guy was such a jerk. He wouldn't even tell me where he worked because he said he thought I might show up there to check on him. eeeew!

hazelnutflav

here one, this was long time ago mind...I took this chick out on a date to a nice little chinese place, in the middle of the conversation she informs me she is an exobishinst (sp?) and decied to flash me in the middle the resturant. Would not have been so bad if there wasnt a family sitting next to us, who called the popo right away and she got arrested for public indency.

PRICELESS!!! LMAO

fudog

hilarious