Worst Dates you've ever had
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AHHHH!! These are so funny! Thanks for keeping me entertained at work!0
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Oh I forgot this one. Well, it wasn't much of a date really. There was this guy at work that I had talked to a few times. So one night we both got off work at about 10 PM and he asked if I wanted to hang out. I said sure. We went to his house which was nearby. His roommates (cousins, I think?) were watching a boxing match on TV. I sat down with them so that he could go and change clothes. Well when the first boxer came out, the cousins were like "Hey look at this n*****!" and saying all kinds of derogatory things. I just sat there looking uncomfortable and they said, "Oh look we've got us a liberal here! LOL!!" The guy came back in from changing clothes, and I told him I needed to leave.
I didn't blame him for their behavior, but it was all so awkward... and I guess his whole idea had been to hang out and watch TV with them. Anyway he didn't suggest going anywhere else to hang out, and we never really talked again.0 -
Oh man, where do I start?
I would have to say one of the worst was ...
I had been going out with this guy for about a month. He asked me on a date and told me to dress up. I was excited only to find out that we were actually going to a funeral...a baby funeral. One of his relative's baby had died of SIDS and he wanted to take me. It was HORRIBLE, and I hate funerals anyway. I never went out with him again.
you win. holy hell. i would have gone absolutely bonkers on that douche.0 -
Guess mine would be the time when my date informed me that since I made more money then him I should pay for our date, and got up from the table. We definitely went out again.......NOT ......what a looser!0
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these are very interesting... worst date ever for me (well I have 2 )
1. was being setup with my friends co-worker, she said he was really nice an respectful so I said why not. He wanted to cook me a home cooked meal I said sure he invited me over,and the food was already prepared, however to my surprise his mom was there and she made our plates gave us dessert and we played checkers and watcheed movies all night long!!!!!!! It turn kinda good, never saw the boy again but me and his mom go shopping every week:laugh:
2. I knew this guy threw high school he asked me out to dinner several times I always went. We went to the movies, all kinds of places I was really digging this guy, One night he took me to this amazing dinner as we get to my apartment out hops out his wife in another car screaming and cussing him out!!!!!!! I couldnt believe it! I was so stunned and all he could do was get back in the car and drive away, and just leave us standing there together. She was going on and on I just left her outside to talk to herself Ugh men!!!!!!!!!!0 -
And there was the date that never happened. Another guy from work. We had talked a lot and he asked me out for that Friday. Well about halfway through the week he said to me that some of his friends were going to Hooters on Friday, and he hadn't really decided whether he was going to go with them, or go on our date as planned. I told him to go with them because there was no way I would ever go out with him since he considered breaking our date because he got a better offer.0
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I went on a date with this one chick on her 21st birthday. I took her to my house and made her stir fry with RAISINS in it, it was AWESOME but she didn't like it and we ended up at Applebees.
eh ok it wasn't that funny sry.0 -
Back when I was 19 I went on a date with a guy to dinner and a movie. The theater was in the mall and there was a good italian place right across from the theater, in the mall as well. I dressed up for the occasion in a dress and pantyhose. He had put his hand on my knee at some point and a little later excused himself, I thought he had to go to the restroom. No, he had gone to the expensive department store next to the restaurant. He handed me a small package and asked me to open it. It was a brand new, very expensive pair of panyhose and he asked me to go to the restroom and put them on because he didn't like the feel of the cheap ones I had on. I was so humiliated! I was young and not too high on my self esteem at the time so I did go put them on. During the movie he kept rubbing his had up and down my leg. At this point I was getting really freaked out. I had driven us to the mall for the date, thank gosh because on the way to drop him off, he reached over, grabed my leg and started to rip the pantyhose off. Scared the crud out of me. I stopped in the left lane of the busy street we were on and made him get out! Of course I never saw him again either. He probably went on to be a rapist or something.0
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November 17th? Oh yeah... you mean an actual DATE not the calendar date. :frown:
HAHHA!0 -
If your parents collect clowns, help a girl/guy out. Warn them.
Laughed so hard. Could just imagine them keeping clowns in a basement prison for some strange reason.0 -
Oh I thought of another one...I had a guy ask me to go to IHOP (he asked me) to celebrate something of mine...can't remember what. Anyway, the total was $15...and his card was declined. Not just one card, but TWO! I am not a snob or anything, but if you are going to ask a girl out...you might want to check your balances first. I quickly paid and left. Ugh!0
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She was a he
OMG LOL!!! That's beyond classic.0 -
Oh man, where do I start? I would have to say one of the worst was ...
I had been going out with this guy for about a month. He asked me on a date and told me to dress up. I was excited only to find out that we were actually going to a funeral...a baby funeral. One of his relative's baby had died of SIDS and he wanted to take me. It was HORRIBLE, and I hate funerals anyway. I never went out with him again.
you win. holy hell. i would have gone absolutely bonkers on that douche.
Haha...I know, but I was only 20 at the time and was far too shocked to react at all. I simply avoided him in the future. Since when was a funeral a great opportunity to introduce your girl to your family? LOL0 -
I went on a date with this one chick on her 21st birthday. I took her to my house and made her stir fry with RAISINS in it, it was AWESOME but she didn't like it and we ended up at Applebees.
eh ok it wasn't that funny sry.
Putting RAISINS in stir fry is never funny!
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I went on a date with this one chick on her 21st birthday. I took her to my house and made her stir fry with RAISINS in it, it was AWESOME but she didn't like it and we ended up at Applebees.
eh ok it wasn't that funny sry.
Putting RAISINS in stir fry is never funny!
It sounds like it might be interesting............lol0 -
If your parents collect clowns, help a girl/guy out. Warn them.
Laughed so hard. Could just imagine them keeping clowns in a basement prison for some strange reason.
I've been in the basement and so far it's clear. But I won't go by myself.0 -
Haha. Oh wow. Some of these are great. Mine isn't anywhere near as bad as some of these!
I went for a date with this dude and it was... well... it was awkward. He was telling me about how he was looking for kids blah, blah, blah (I'm totally NOT looking to have kids.) Anyway, I stupidly agreed to go on a second date with him. We agreed to meet at a movie theater close to where I worked so I could get there quickly and we could see a film before dinner. He was really late, but we made it just in time for the last of the previews... and we just sat there stiffly watching the film. I was getting really frustrated. At least we'd have the chance to talk over dinner, I told myself.
As soon as the movie let out, I was about to suggest the restaurant across the street, when he says, "I'm not really hungry. Should I take you home?" Obviously, this was not going anywhere. So I agreed to go home all flustered. Never talked to that dude again.0 -
If your parents collect clowns, help a girl/guy out. Warn them.
Laughed so hard. Could just imagine them keeping clowns in a basement prison for some strange reason.
I've been in the basement and so far it's clear. But I won't go by myself.
They might start keeping you down there also! ha0 -
I went on a date with this one chick on her 21st birthday. I took her to my house and made her stir fry with RAISINS in it, it was AWESOME but she didn't like it and we ended up at Applebees.
eh ok it wasn't that funny sry.
You funny0 -
I went on a date with this one chick on her 21st birthday. I took her to my house and made her stir fry with RAISINS in it, it was AWESOME but she didn't like it and we ended up at Applebees.
eh ok it wasn't that funny sry.
HAHAHAHA! Made me laugh!0 -
Met this guy decided to get coffee with him. While we were talking I learn he's never seen The Godfather (who doesn't know "Leave the gun take the cannolis"?). As we continued talking I realize we have very little in common and he's not going anywhere in life. I agree to a second date even though there wasn't much chemistry, he was not my type physically, and he had more feelings than I can handle. I get home after the date and my roommate and I are having a drink when I get a text from him to check my e-mail. He had written me porn. Correction, he had written porn about him and I. It was the most awkward thing I'd ever read; the punctuation was terrible, the grammar was awful, and the pronouns didn't always match the antecedents, not to mention the awkwardness of a stranger writing porn about him doing things to my body that I wouldn't actually allow a total stranger to do.
Then, I met Upstairs neighbor, not so much a date, but a lot of drinking and mild fooling around. 2 weeks later he was banging on my window at 2:30 am drunk as a skunk. He wouldn't leave my porch for 2 hours.
I don't date anymore.0 -
I feel like you were more upset by the grammar than the content. And it makes me think you're awesome.Met this guy decided to get coffee with him. While we were talking I learn he's never seen The Godfather (who doesn't know "Leave the gun take the cannolis"?). As we continued talking I realize we have very little in common and he's not going anywhere in life. I agree to a second date even though there wasn't much chemistry, he was not my type physically, and he had more feelings than I can handle. I get home after the date and my roommate and I are having a drink when I get a text from him to check my e-mail. He had written me porn. Correction, he had written porn about him and I. It was the most awkward thing I'd ever read; the punctuation was terrible, the grammar was awful, and the pronouns didn't always match the antecedents, not to mention the awkwardness of a stranger writing porn about him doing things to my body that I wouldn't actually allow a total stranger to do.0 -
I feel like you were more upset by the grammar than the content. And it makes me think you're awesome.
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:flowerforyou:Oh man, where do I start? I would have to say one of the worst was ...
I had been going out with this guy for about a month. He asked me on a date and told me to dress up. I was excited only to find out that we were actually going to a funeral...a baby funeral. One of his relative's baby had died of SIDS and he wanted to take me. It was HORRIBLE, and I hate funerals anyway. I never went out with him again.0 -
She was a he
WHAT???!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHH :sad: :drinker:0 -
Met this guy decided to get coffee with him. While we were talking I learn he's never seen The Godfather (who doesn't know "Leave the gun take the cannolis"?). As we continued talking I realize we have very little in common and he's not going anywhere in life. I agree to a second date even though there wasn't much chemistry, he was not my type physically, and he had more feelings than I can handle. I get home after the date and my roommate and I are having a drink when I get a text from him to check my e-mail. He had written me porn. Correction, he had written porn about him and I. It was the most awkward thing I'd ever read; the punctuation was terrible, the grammar was awful, and the pronouns didn't always match the antecedents, not to mention the awkwardness of a stranger writing porn about him doing things to my body that I wouldn't actually allow a total stranger to do.
Then, I met Upstairs neighbor, not so much a date, but a lot of drinking and mild fooling around. 2 weeks later he was banging on my window at 2:30 am drunk as a skunk. He wouldn't leave my porch for 2 hours.
I don't date anymore.
OMG! That is so awkward. I can't even imagine!0 -
Some of these are just HORRIBLE!
Has anyone else noticed how many of these dates started or ended up at APPLEBEES?! That is the most offensive part! :laugh:0 -
Some of these are just HORRIBLE!
Has anyone else noticed how many of these dates started or ended up at APPLEBEES?! That is the most offensive part! :laugh:
"Applebees: Where bad dates go to die"0 -
wasnt really a date but terribly awkward.
i met this chic that worked at the mall and we'd chat anytime i was there. After while we exchanged numbers etc. One day she calls me and asks if i want to come over to her apartment and hang out, so im like sure. I get there and she introduces me to her roommate and then is like lets go back here and watch tv. So we're in her bedroom chilling watching tv when somebody comes in the living room she jumps up and greets him and they come back he shakes my hand and is uncomfortably staring at me, they go in the living room and begin to argue. I hear " who is he!" and she says "thats my best friend!" WTH? we only knew each other a couple weeks. they continue talking and decide to go to store or something, and i left. Maybe two days later she calls me and is like "hey best friend when are we going to the movies" needless to say never0 -
Some of these are just HORRIBLE!
Has anyone else noticed how many of these dates started or ended up at APPLEBEES?! That is the most offensive part! :laugh:
No kidding!! Seems like Applebee's is an *kitten* magnet. I see a new ad campaign in their future!
*Edit: come to think of it...after how many bad dates I shared...I guess I am a bit of an *kitten* magnet myself...nevermind! :laugh:0
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