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    you named your kid what???

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    • Posts: 878 Member
      Actual people I have KNOWN, not just ones you see on the net all the time.
      Bambi Fawn
      Scarlet Teats
      di-ck petit

      My oldest daughter is named Rio. I'm sure people think that is a freak name--and yes, she is named after the Duran Duran song.
    • Posts: 171 Member
      Went to school with Snow White. Poor girl. My brother was in her cousins class and HIS name was also Snow.
    • Posts: 4,252 Member
      Twighla
      Axel
      Soley
      Mellienua
      Cruella
      Zelda
    • Posts: 174 Member
      Willy Google - former boss
      Notorious X - unfortunate child
    • Posts: 1,156 Member
      I went to school with a girl named Crystal D!ck. I *kitten* you not.
    • Posts: 866 Member
      I work in a clinic and see funny names all of the time!
      -La-a (pronounced Ladasha)
      -Dominickel
      -Buddyray
      -Keylawn
      -Luscious (not Loo-shis, LAshis)
      -****head (Shatheed)
      -Orangejello and Lemonjello (sibs)

      My dad worked at the hospital where Orangejello and Lemonjello were born! AHAHAHA. Small world.
    • Posts: 690 Member
      Went to school with a girl named Candy Cane.

      WOW, so did I!!! It was in Corpus Christi, TX
    • Posts: 177 Member
      La-ah pronouced La-dash-ah

      And I work in a city called Oshawa, where there are at least 3 Joshawas in my school alone.

      Oh, and I once taught a kid named T.J. 'cause that's all his momma could spell.
      i had a pt named la-ah
    • Posts: 463 Member
      went to school with Tremendous.. and yes she was about 100lbs overweight.
    • Posts: 324 Member
      Okay, so am I the only person who hears the name someone gave their child or you meet someone and they tell you their name and you wonder, what is the parent/s thinking??

      case in point: a girl I went to uni with. (in the USA). her name was Abcde (pronounced ab-sa-dee). really??? I mean, come on!

      anyone else hear any crazy names that just made you scratch your head in disbelief?


      i named my son kai harrison blair and got some nasy comments on it but i think its a nice name =/
    • Posts: 287 Member
      My husbands aunt is a teacher and had a child in her class whose name is Orangello. So I was thinking maybe the hospital must have been serving orange jello the day this child was born.

      Orangello? LOL that was from a kids cartoon in the 90's. They were twin genius' one girl named Orangello and her sister was Lemongello. LOL
    • Posts: 324 Member
      that's why I waited to my kids were old enough to pick their name. This way they won't be saddled with one they don't like.

      So far, my little Megatron and Shredder are doing just fine in life.

      lol i love this <3
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      La-ah pronouced La-dash-ah

      And I work in a city called Oshawa, where there are at least 3 Joshawas in my school alone.

      Oh, and I once taught a kid named T.J. 'cause that's all his momma could spell.

      No lie......my daughter goes to school with a girl named La-ah pronounced La-dash-ah!!!

      Of course, I named my daughter Kailyn and no one can spell or pronounce it properly.....lol :laugh:
    • Posts: 493 Member
      I knew a guy named Steele Barr. rofl.
    • Posts: 4,252 Member
      We call my cousin aEa. Dont know why lol his real names Al
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      There was a guy at school named Mike Hunt. Sounded exactly like "My C*nt" when the teacher called role.
    • Posts: 177 Member
      A nurse I know in the baby ICU section had someone want to name her daughter "Etoh" because she saw it on her chart and it "sounded pretty"

      ETOH is a medical code used to indicate that the mother was intoxicated when she came in to deliver :noway:
      i worked in te nursery too and some of those names were bad....****esia, la-ah(laDashah) etc....i always said there needed to some kind of law regarding that
    • Posts: 919 Member
      Fiances parents neighbor is named Flip...... Worked with a girl named son Tyreek
    • Posts: 192 Member
      my parents were going to name me clementine :)
    • Posts: 259 Member
      7 Costanza
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      Can't say I will be having kids any time soon but I know Jamie Oliver named his kids:

      - Petal Blossom Rainbow Oliver
      - Poppy Honey Rosie Oliver
      - Buddy Bear Maurice Oliver
      - Daisy Boo Pamela Oliver

      And by such an intelligent man... why?!
    • Posts: 2,810 Member
      that's why I waited to my kids were old enough to pick their name. This way they won't be saddled with one they don't like.

      So far, my little Megatron and Shredder are doing just fine in life.

      My little Spiderman should meet your kids! They'd get along great!

      No, but seriously, my son's name is Jett. Some of my more traditional older family members needed to get used to it a little.

      My sister had a couple friends in high school named Princess and Diamond. I would feel really special all the time if my name was Princess or Diamond!
    • Posts: 539 Member
      A girl at work wanted to name her daugher Clitora.. We talked her out of it. She really had no clue how close it came to the other word.
    • Posts: 21,219 Member
      I had a teacher named Lea Virgin (first name pronounced Lay-uh).
    • Posts: 3,119 Member
      Hubs has a distant cousin who dated a guy named Darkchild Destroyer (no, I'm not making this up).
    • Posts: 177 Member
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      Orangello? LOL that was from a kids cartoon in the 90's. They were twin genius' one girl named Orangello and her sister was Lemongello. LOL
      hey thats Shirley Q. Liquors chilrens names!
    • Posts: 477 Member
      I new a kid named " troit " when I was growing up. I thought that was odd.

      oh and the kid in the movie " Bad Santa " ...kids name was " Thurman Murman " LMAO
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      I really like Liberty (Libby for short) cute
      I considered Liberty for awhile and also Rebel. Beautiful strong, unique names!
      Instead, my three girls are Shade (like it sounds like tree shade), Carsey (car-see) and Indiana (called Indy.)

      My favorite artist's three daughters are named Pilot, Penn and Poet.
      Long live the different name!
    • Posts: 1,170 Member
      Everyone shakes their head at me, My daughter's middle name is "Romaine", not named after the lettuce, her dad and I have a friend whose name is Romaine, it is a family name and we liked it.
    • Posts: 556 Member
      :laugh:
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