CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLE PARENT!!!

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CaptainGordo
CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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So we're going to do a pinata on Christmas Eve. I bought a five pound bag of assorted mini chocolate bars at Costco. There will be 9 children participating, so they will be getting about a half a pound of candy each. Well, the stronger, faster ones will get more than the slower, weaker ones. I'm feeling so GUILTY. Perhaps I should fill it with fruit, but it would get bruised and soggy and damaged. I hope the authorities don't find out about what a terrible ting I have done to the children. :sad: :sad: :sad:
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  • shellyc7182
    shellyc7182 Posts: 261 Member
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    <dialing CPS>

    Reported.
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
  • mdelcott
    mdelcott Posts: 529 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

    HAHAHAHA I agree
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.
  • stephanielindley422
    stephanielindley422 Posts: 273
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    They are not going to finish half a pound of candy in one day. I don't think.
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
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    Fruit filled candy.

    You're welcome!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    So we're going to do a pinata on Christmas Eve. I bought a five pound bag of assorted mini chocolate bars at Costco. There will be 9 children participating, so they will be getting about a half a pound of candy each. Well, the stronger, faster ones will get more than the slower, weaker ones. I'm feeling so GUILTY. Perhaps I should fill it with fruit, but it would get bruised and soggy and damaged. I hope the authorities don't find out about what a terrible ting I have done to the children. :sad: :sad: :sad:

    It's called "Survival of the fittest". If they want the candy they'll just have to get tough.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    I bet you take your kids to McDonald's too! :angry:
  • shanolap
    shanolap Posts: 1,204 Member
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    That is horrible! You MUST feed them a balanced diet!

    I am sending over 4 cheese pizza's and 3 liters of soda.

    :flowerforyou:
  • deeharley
    deeharley Posts: 1,208 Member
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    The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.

    ^^This. And starburst and airheads - lots of color is important.
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,383 Member
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    If you're going to get them taken away due to abuse, you might as well throw in a Happy Meal while you're at it so at least they'll be smiling when DSS shows up.
  • eating4balance
    eating4balance Posts: 743 Member
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    So we're going to do a pinata on Christmas Eve. I bought a five pound bag of assorted mini chocolate bars at Costco. There will be 9 children participating, so they will be getting about a half a pound of candy each. Well, the stronger, faster ones will get more than the slower, weaker ones. I'm feeling so GUILTY. Perhaps I should fill it with fruit, but it would get bruised and soggy and damaged. I hope the authorities don't find out about what a terrible ting I have done to the children. :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Haha. You could offer to give the kid with the most candy money or 10 cents for each piece they get (as long as they give the candy back!) :smile:
  • CMmrsfloyd
    CMmrsfloyd Posts: 2,383 Member
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    That is horrible! You MUST feed them a balanced diet!

    I am sending over 4 cheese pizza's and 3 liters of soda.

    :flowerforyou:

    Pizza's a vegetable, so that'll do it. LOL
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    That is horrible! You MUST feed them a balanced diet!

    I am sending over 4 cheese pizza's and 3 liters of soda.

    :flowerforyou:
    Actually, my mother is providing pizza.
  • Blasian29
    Blasian29 Posts: 27
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    It's a pinata! I would be pissed if fruit came out of a pinata when I was a kid!
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    What kind of jerk only puts chocolate bars in there? What about peanut butter cups, reeses pieces, skittles? C'mon man get with the program! Think of the children, THE CHILDREN!!!
  • nakabi
    nakabi Posts: 589 Member
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    That is horrible! You MUST feed them a balanced diet!

    I am sending over 4 cheese pizza's and 3 liters of soda.

    :flowerforyou:

    Pizza's a vegetable, so that'll do it. LOL

    pizza has all the food groups so you are good to go :)
  • MissO﹠A
    MissO﹠A Posts: 906 Member
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    What about cans of Jolt cola? It'd be fun to watch and would ensure all of them will stay up to see Santa. Hazards from falling cans might be a drawback or a bonus depending on how evil you are.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    What if I filled it with whole wheat pasta, or quinoa?
  • Onesnap
    Onesnap Posts: 2,819 Member
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    Um.

    Seriously?

    It's the holidays.

    If you sent them off to school each day with factory farmed meat, and no veggies this would be a crime.

    Chocolate on Christmas? Not anything to concern or worry about.

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