CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLE PARENT!!!

CaptainGordo

So we're going to do a pinata on Christmas Eve. I bought a five pound bag of assorted mini chocolate bars at Costco. There will be 9 children participating, so they will be getting about a half a pound of candy each. Well, the stronger, faster ones will get more than the slower, weaker ones. I'm feeling so GUILTY. Perhaps I should fill it with fruit, but it would get bruised and soggy and damaged. I hope the authorities don't find out about what a terrible ting I have done to the children. :sad: :sad: :sad:

shellyc7182

<dialing CPS>

Reported.

UponThisRock

If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

mdelcott

If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

HAHAHAHA I agree

Qarol

The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.

stephanielindley422

They are not going to finish half a pound of candy in one day. I don't think.

BondBomb

Fruit filled candy.

You're welcome!

Thomasm198

So we're going to do a pinata on Christmas Eve. I bought a five pound bag of assorted mini chocolate bars at Costco. There will be 9 children participating, so they will be getting about a half a pound of candy each. Well, the stronger, faster ones will get more than the slower, weaker ones. I'm feeling so GUILTY. Perhaps I should fill it with fruit, but it would get bruised and soggy and damaged. I hope the authorities don't find out about what a terrible ting I have done to the children. :sad: :sad: :sad:

It's called "Survival of the fittest". If they want the candy they'll just have to get tough.

Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused

I bet you take your kids to McDonald's too!

shanolap

That is horrible! You MUST feed them a balanced diet!

I am sending over 4 cheese pizza's and 3 liters of soda.

:flowerforyou:

deeharley

The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.

^^This. And starburst and airheads - lots of color is important.

CMmrsfloyd

If you're going to get them taken away due to abuse, you might as well throw in a Happy Meal while you're at it so at least they'll be smiling when DSS shows up.

eating4balance

So we're going to do a pinata on Christmas Eve. I bought a five pound bag of assorted mini chocolate bars at Costco. There will be 9 children participating, so they will be getting about a half a pound of candy each. Well, the stronger, faster ones will get more than the slower, weaker ones. I'm feeling so GUILTY. Perhaps I should fill it with fruit, but it would get bruised and soggy and damaged. I hope the authorities don't find out about what a terrible ting I have done to the children. :sad: :sad: :sad:

Haha. You could offer to give the kid with the most candy money or 10 cents for each piece they get (as long as they give the candy back!)

CMmrsfloyd

That is horrible! You MUST feed them a balanced diet!

I am sending over 4 cheese pizza's and 3 liters of soda.

:flowerforyou:

Pizza's a vegetable, so that'll do it. LOL

CaptainGordo

That is horrible! You MUST feed them a balanced diet!

I am sending over 4 cheese pizza's and 3 liters of soda.

:flowerforyou:

Actually, my mother is providing pizza.

Blasian29

It's a pinata! I would be pissed if fruit came out of a pinata when I was a kid!

76tech

What kind of jerk only puts chocolate bars in there? What about peanut butter cups, reeses pieces, skittles? C'mon man get with the program! Think of the children, THE CHILDREN!!!

nakabi

That is horrible! You MUST feed them a balanced diet!

I am sending over 4 cheese pizza's and 3 liters of soda.

:flowerforyou:

Pizza's a vegetable, so that'll do it. LOL

pizza has all the food groups so you are good to go

MissO﹠A

What about cans of Jolt cola? It'd be fun to watch and would ensure all of them will stay up to see Santa. Hazards from falling cans might be a drawback or a bonus depending on how evil you are.

CaptainGordo

What if I filled it with whole wheat pasta, or quinoa?

Onesnap

Um.

Seriously?

It's the holidays.

If you sent them off to school each day with factory farmed meat, and no veggies this would be a crime.

Chocolate on Christmas? Not anything to concern or worry about.

Rikki444

Live a little.... let the kids have fun.... it's a pinata!

CaptainGordo

Hazards from falling cans might be a drawback or a bonus depending on how evil you are.

It may thin out the weaker ones. Good call.

76tech

What if I filled it with whole wheat pasta, or quinoa?

Cooked quinoa. And only if you get it on video.

LaurieEReid

What about some of those cheap, plastic toys? They would take up room and fall good. Possible chocking hazard if they don't notice that they're not chocolate.

lilRicki

it's not like the kids will be eating all the chocolate...if it's anything like my house, the parents are the ones that will pig out.

YukonJoy

If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

9 kids, 1 stick.

CaptainGordo

If you sent them off to school each day with factory farmed meat, and no veggies this would be a crime.

So, if I fill it with Spam, throw in some carrots? Got it!

cutchro

Thanks for the laughs all! That is hilarious! Do like you would with Halloween,,,, only allow so many pieces per day....Now myself when I was a younger parent. I preferred my children to eat all the candy at once so they had the sugar rush and crash in the same day and I did not have to deal with it anymore until the next Holiday!

CaptainGordo

If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

9 kids, 1 stick.

Good call. I'll bring extra sticks.

zenzoes

What about cans of Jolt cola? It'd be fun to watch and would ensure all of them will stay up to see Santa. Hazards from falling cans might be a drawback or a bonus depending on how evil you are.

Jolt... hehehehe