CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLE PARENT!!!

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  • sgha
    sgha Posts: 225
    This has been one of the most fun threads I have ever read. (did I say that right?) Ohh, and I all for the chocolate.
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    Hey give the parent the stick and whice ever kids survives gets the candy. Both the parents and the kid will have gotten a nice cardio workout in.:laugh:
  • StaceyL76
    StaceyL76 Posts: 711 Member
    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

    LOL!! Indeed, they would! LOL!
  • RunLiftEat
    RunLiftEat Posts: 213 Member
    You can even it out by also putting crack, pipes, and lighters in there to help them burn it off.
    Crack's good for the metabolism, no?

    Crack is great for the metabolism. Not as good as meth, but gotta build them up to that! Plus, when they get meth mouth, they can't eat junk!
  • Jovialation
    Jovialation Posts: 7,632 Member
    The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.
    love this
  • kje1glw
    kje1glw Posts: 2
    Sugar free is always an option.
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Sugar free is always an option.
    No.
  • ShapeUpSidney
    ShapeUpSidney Posts: 1,092 Member
    Sugar free is always an option.

    sadist
  • fteale
    fteale Posts: 5,310 Member
    You must have all missed my very funny piñata story.......
  • Lily_1
    Lily_1 Posts: 38
    Stress on the body can cause more issues than eating the chocolate. have fun!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!

    and now you have a party game.

    you are welcome.
  • amybell68
    amybell68 Posts: 275 Member
    What kind of jerk only puts chocolate bars in there? What about peanut butter cups, reeses pieces, skittles? C'mon man get with the program! Think of the children, THE CHILDREN!!!


    LOL!!!
  • grapenutSF
    grapenutSF Posts: 648 Member
    I'm amused by the split in responders: half playing along and half making serious recommendations. I :heart: the ridiculousness of the internet.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!

    and now you have a party game.

    you are welcome.
    Let them watch the first season of spartacus first, you know, so they can get the action down right
  • ymvestal
    ymvestal Posts: 84
    I'm with the RUNTS suggestion...they must be fruit since they're fruit shaped!!! Add those...with the pizza it'll be perfect...ALL their food groups!!! LOL
  • Fairysoul
    Fairysoul Posts: 1,361 Member
    I say chocolate all the way, when I was a kid it made me mad when there wasn't any chocolate!!
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!

    and now you have a party game.

    you are welcome.
    Let them watch the first season of spartacus first, you know, so they can get the action down right

    I would agree except for the softcore porn scenes. You could end up with kids doing stuff you really DON'T want to see them doing for another 15 years.
  • eliz_in_pink
    eliz_in_pink Posts: 278 Member
    I'm with the RUNTS suggestion...they must be fruit since they're fruit shaped!!! Add those...with the pizza it'll be perfect...ALL their food groups!!! LOL


    I'm still in favor of Mike & Ikes! It says "Original Fruit" right on the box! Perfectiooooon..... :bigsmile:
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    Sugar free is always an option.
    I'd rather have fruit....
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Sugar free is always an option.
    smiley-violent037.gif No. Absolutely not. That is just cruel and mean.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!

    and now you have a party game.

    you are welcome.
    Let them watch the first season of spartacus first, you know, so they can get the action down right

    I would agree except for the softcore porn scenes. You could end up with kids doing stuff you really DON'T want to see them doing for another 15 years.
    true true, but better than any sex ed class I ever had... OK.. maybe spartacus is too "graphic"
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    what ever happened to filling the pinata with candy cigarettes and little wax bottles of soda.... man, those were the days. we could don our shades and sit back copying our parents... :smokin:

    Oooh ooh... did you drink root beer just because it was called beer??

    well yeah, and I had to have it in a frosty mug too.... one time I even drank a ginger beer, only to find out that actually was beer cause I don't recall much of that night... I think that may have been when I fed the dog silly string

    I literally just snorted out loud.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!

    and now you have a party game.

    you are welcome.
    Let them watch the first season of spartacus first, you know, so they can get the action down right

    I would agree except for the softcore porn scenes. You could end up with kids doing stuff you really DON'T want to see them doing for another 15 years.
    true true, but better than any sex ed class I ever had... OK.. maybe spartacus is too "graphic"

    Make them watch Enter the Dragon instead.
  • mcadams1
    mcadams1 Posts: 47
    When we put my daughter's rat to sleep on Monday I took her out and bought a whole vegan maple pecan pie and a pint of So Delicious coconut ice cream.

    That was our dinner in mourning.

    I did tell her that it was bad to seek comfort in food* - except for this instance - because DAMN was that pie and ice cream comforting.


    *I put a therapist in her Christmas stocking, so she's good.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • beckyinma
    beckyinma Posts: 1,433 Member
    i vote you fill it with chocolate nips and forget about the kids.. give the adults the sticks.. :)
  • MrsJackieH
    MrsJackieH Posts: 151 Member
    The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.

    Licorice is my weakness, and once again it wants to break me hahaha
  • AmyJo54915
    AmyJo54915 Posts: 103
    Have you thought about small bottles of liquor? That would ensure all of them being in bed when Santa comes...
  • krazyforyou
    krazyforyou Posts: 1,428 Member
    Your not fooling me old man. For the kids, yeah right. Bet that bags empty already.
  • Laura_Ivy
    Laura_Ivy Posts: 555 Member
    Have you thought about small bottles of liquor? That would ensure all of them being in bed when Santa comes...

    or perhaps a benadryl cocktail? :laugh: :laugh:
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