CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLE PARENT!!!

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  • Pookylou
    Pookylou Posts: 988 Member
    :noway: I am shocked and appalled ....... My bloody parents never got me a chocolate filled piñata :sad: *phones home to request one* *phones NSPCC*
  • crisnis
    crisnis Posts: 83 Member
    Nobody has said it so I will...

    TOOTSIE POPS!
  • MissFit0101
    MissFit0101 Posts: 2,382
    The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.
    ^^ this!!!! bwahahahahaha
  • AshleyLauren589
    AshleyLauren589 Posts: 139 Member
    You can always super enforce the pinata so that you force them to get a good solid workout in first trying to break it open!
  • jenbit
    jenbit Posts: 4,252 Member
    dont forget the pop rocks and coke ........
    :drinker:
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
    I think the title should say "CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLY GOOD PARENT".. I wish I got a pinata filled with chocolate on Christmas when I was a kid lol

    Thanks for the laughs my day has been so terrible!
  • CharmCityBella
    CharmCityBella Posts: 37 Member
    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

    This is SO true!
  • Nic620
    Nic620 Posts: 553 Member
    A friend had a 3yrs bday right before Halloween and since the children would have their candy fill the following week we did the piñata with fruit roll ups, gold fish and then little goodie bag filler toys. Or say F-it and let them have a candy filled evening! It's Christmas! I'm sure these kids don't eat candy all day everyday right?!
  • Nic620
    Nic620 Posts: 553 Member
    I think the title should say "CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLY GOOD PARENT".. I wish I got a pinata filled with chocolate on Christmas when I was a kid lol

    I never did either!
  • weldinchic
    weldinchic Posts: 34 Member
    We do that too!! Except usually there is little stuff in it as well, hot wheels cars, hair things for the girls, bouncy balls. It makes me giggle that you pointed out the slower, weaker ones. We usually have to divide the candy after. But one or two things the other kids don't like so they give that up pretty easily!
  • WarriorMom2012
    WarriorMom2012 Posts: 621 Member
    WHAT is wrong with you people? The answer is clear...RUNTS!

    They're shaped like fruit so that means they must, in fact, be fruit. Right?! Put Runts in the pinata and they are getting a healthy alternative to chocolate.

    You're welcome for bringing the solid "Good Parenting" advice :flowerforyou:
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
    pinata we had at the Christmas party on Saturday had chocolate, condoms and coupons for lap dances.. no children were at the party though....
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    A friend had a 3yrs bday right before Halloween and since the children would have their candy fill the following week we did the piñata with fruit roll ups, gold fish and then little goodie bag filler toys. Or say F-it and let them have a candy filled evening! It's Christmas! I'm sure these kids don't eat candy all day everyday right?!
    Two pages of comments, and you're the first to use the "ñ". :drinker:
  • MinnesotaManimal
    MinnesotaManimal Posts: 642 Member
    Does a piñata weigh more than fat?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    pinata we had at the Christmas party on Saturday had chocolate, condoms and coupons for lap dances.. no children were at the party though....
    I saw that on Cinemax last night!
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
    pinata we had at the Christmas party on Saturday had chocolate, condoms and coupons for lap dances.. no children were at the party though....
    I saw that on Cinemax last night!

    I'm suddenly thinking back to the kind of party I went to .... hm... :noway:
  • krist3ng
    krist3ng Posts: 259 Member
    Fruit filled candy.

    You're welcome!

    fill it with Mounds! Does that count?
  • CouchSpud
    CouchSpud Posts: 557 Member
    Actually, give them chocoalte, give them plenty, think about the future! One they reach the age, where they would be trouble, have an unwated relationship and might run off... they won@t be able to run far.... *insert evil laugh here* I think I am just getting the hang of parenting... :flowerforyou:
  • norma67
    norma67 Posts: 255 Member
    WHAT is wrong with you people? The answer is clear...RUNTS!

    They're shaped like fruit so that means they must, in fact, be fruit. Right?! Put Runts in the pinata and they are getting a healthy alternative to chocolate.

    You're welcome for bringing the solid "Good Parenting" advice :flowerforyou:

    ^^^^^ This.....see see shaped like fruit so it is health :)
  • Stacera
    Stacera Posts: 347 Member
    A friend had a 3yrs bday right before Halloween and since the children would have their candy fill the following week we did the piñata with fruit roll ups, gold fish and then little goodie bag filler toys. Or say F-it and let them have a candy filled evening! It's Christmas! I'm sure these kids don't eat candy all day everyday right?!
    Two pages of comments, and you're the first to use the "ñ". :drinker:

    I'm not smart enough to make that special n without my phone.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Does a piñata weigh more than fat?
    No. A pound of pinata weighs more than a pound of fat, interestingly enough.
  • MinnesotaManimal
    MinnesotaManimal Posts: 642 Member
    Does a piñata weigh more than fat?
    No. A pound of pinata weighs more than a pound of fat, interestingly enough.

    I expect an autopsy
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
    The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.

    lmao:laugh:
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    pinata we had at the Christmas party on Saturday had chocolate, condoms and coupons for lap dances.. no children were at the party though....
    I saw that on Cinemax last night!
    I'm suddenly thinking back to the kind of party I went to .... hm... :noway:
    Yeah, the cameras and lighting should have been a red flag.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    A friend had a 3yrs bday right before Halloween and since the children would have their candy fill the following week we did the piñata with fruit roll ups, gold fish and then little goodie bag filler toys. Or say F-it and let them have a candy filled evening! It's Christmas! I'm sure these kids don't eat candy all day everyday right?!
    Two pages of comments, and you're the first to use the "ñ". :drinker:
    I'm not smart enough to make that special n without my phone.
    I'm too lazy. :laugh:
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    A friend had a 3yrs bday right before Halloween and since the children would have their candy fill the following week we did the piñata with fruit roll ups, gold fish and then little goodie bag filler toys. Or say F-it and let them have a candy filled evening! It's Christmas! I'm sure these kids don't eat candy all day everyday right?!
    Two pages of comments, and you're the first to use the "ñ". :drinker:

    I'm not smart enough to make that special n without my phone.

    i just write it as pi tilde' nata
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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  • Tennessee2019
    Tennessee2019 Posts: 676 Member
    They are not going to finish half a pound of candy in one day. I don't think.

    If you put it out there, they will eat it.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

    Viva la revolution!!
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