CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLE PARENT!!!

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  • Steven
    Steven Posts: 593 MFP Moderator
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    So, a report of a certain image brought me to this thread, and I removed the image.

    Then I started skimming.

    And I started deleting snarky "Tae Bo" references before they were reported.

    So I asked myself "Why am I enabling these cheap shots, instead of doing my job."

    Here I am doing my job:

    Folks, DROP IT WITH THE SNARKY TAE BO REFERENCES

    It's old, it's unkind, it's unwelcoming, and I will issue strikes for attacking and insulting the next time I come across these snarks. Some of you can't afford another strike. And I'm SO tired of cleaning this stuff up.

    Think before you post. Every user of this site has feelings, and I won't stand by for further baiting of ANY member WHATSOEVER.

    /endrant

    Steven
    MyFitnessPal Staff
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    They are not going to finish half a pound of candy in one day. I don't think.
    If you put it out there, they will eat it.
    I may force them to eat it, to teach them a lesson.
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
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    They are not going to finish half a pound of candy in one day. I don't think.
    If you put it out there, they will eat it.
    I may force them to eat it, to teach them a lesson.

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  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
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    They are not going to finish half a pound of candy in one day. I don't think.
    If you put it out there, they will eat it.
    I may force them to eat it, to teach them a lesson.

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  • collyllama
    collyllama Posts: 66
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    The kids need variety in their diet. Just chocolate isn't good enough. They need items like skittles and licorice. Shame on you.

    ^^This. And starburst and airheads - lots of color is important.

    Every meal needs something green. Add M&M's to the mix.
  • MrsCon40
    MrsCon40 Posts: 2,351 Member
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    When we put my daughter's rat to sleep on Monday I took her out and bought a whole vegan maple pecan pie and a pint of So Delicious coconut ice cream.

    That was our dinner in mourning.

    I did tell her that it was bad to seek comfort in food* - except for this instance - because DAMN was that pie and ice cream comforting.


    *I put a therapist in her Christmas stocking, so she's good.
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

    9 kids, 1 stick.

    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    They are not going to finish half a pound of candy in one day. I don't think.
    If you put it out there, they will eat it.
    I may force them to eat it, to teach them a lesson.

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    littering and... littering and...
    The snozzberries, taste like snozzberries
  • mmmichelle8486
    mmmichelle8486 Posts: 269 Member
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    :cry:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...
    9 kids, 1 stick.
    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.
    Perhaps I could have a gladiator-style tournament between the kids. They range in ages from 19 to 8. RAD!
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    I think I missed the snarky tae bo references... :sad:
  • denice0414
    denice0414 Posts: 40 Member
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    And I thought ''terrible parent"" meant you ate the chocolate and now there was nothing to put in the pinata...... Sorry, i'm having sugar cravings!! Can you tell? Good luck with the party!
  • kennethmgreen
    kennethmgreen Posts: 1,759 Member
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    Man up and fill the pinata with fake blood. Then hire a clown to arrive just as the blood begins to spill, and make sure he runs in sobbing. Only then offer the kids chocolate. So they'll appreciate it.
  • 76tech
    76tech Posts: 1,455 Member
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    I think I missed the snarky tae bo references... :sad:

    I don't know why they were snarky. Guess I missed something.
  • AshleyLauren589
    AshleyLauren589 Posts: 139 Member
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    I think I missed the snarky tae bo references... :sad:

    I don't know why they were snarky. Guess I missed something.

    I thought he was being sarcastic until I saw they were actually all deleted... :huh:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Man up and fill the pinata with fake blood. Then hire a clown to arrive just as the blood begins to spill, and make sure he runs in sobbing. Only then offer the kids chocolate. So they'll appreciate it.
    You always have the answers, dude.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    That is horrible! You MUST feed them a balanced diet!

    I am sending over 4 cheese pizza's and 3 liters of soda.

    :flowerforyou:

    yeah! they need veggies in their diet!! give them more pizza!!
  • annabellj
    annabellj Posts: 1,337 Member
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    They are not going to finish half a pound of candy in one day. I don't think.
    you obviously have not met my children!
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    I think I missed the snarky tae bo references... :sad:

    I don't know why they were snarky. Guess I missed something.

    I thought he was being sarcastic until I saw they were actually all deleted... :huh:

    Me too lol I honestly think this whole thread is quite funny... and I thought everything on here was to be taken as a joke.. some people can be so touchy....
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Should I have the kids do P90X or Insanity, to offset the calorie spike?

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