CONFESSION OF A TERRIBLE PARENT!!!

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  • mbmorse1011
    mbmorse1011 Posts: 492 Member
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    My grandmother always thought that anything with fruit in it was good for you. So when I was at her house I at a lot of fruit candy, gummy oranges, apple rings, fruit roll ups and marichino cherries!

    Ooh when I look back on that I wonder why I look like I do now!
  • DaniellePF
    DaniellePF Posts: 308 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

    LOL--exactly!:laugh:
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    Is it bad that I partake in the breaking of the piñata?

    Yeah I STEAL CANDY FROM KIDS.......... AND?!!!
  • kapeluza
    kapeluza Posts: 3,434 Member
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    -Shakes fist-
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
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    I think I missed the snarky tae bo references... :sad:

    Ditto....however now I'd like to beat something with a stick & watch super troopers lol
    Sounds like a saturday night at my house

    your house on Saturday night sounds oddly like my friends house lol

    I need new friends haha I'm missing out
  • IronmanPanda
    IronmanPanda Posts: 2,083 Member
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    If you fill it with fruit, 9 kids with sticks will turn on you...

    9 kids, 1 stick.

    that's not FAIR!!

    then all the parents know which kid to bet on! 9 sticks! we have to even out our bloodsports.

    9 kids enter.. 1 kid leaves...
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Is it bad that I partake in the breaking of the piñata?

    Yeah I STEAL CANDY FROM KIDS.......... AND?!!!
    I would expect nothing less from you. :laugh:
  • porterca
    porterca Posts: 187 Member
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    What if I filled it with whole wheat pasta, or quinoa?

    Cooked quinoa. And only if you get it on video.

    I like this idea! :happy:
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    I think I missed the snarky tae bo references... :sad:

    Ditto....however now I'd like to beat something with a stick & watch super troopers lol
    Sounds like a saturday night at my house

    your house on Saturday night sounds oddly like my friends house lol
    great minds think alike?
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    I need new friends haha I'm missing out

    hahaha yes you should get some new ones.. I wish I was joking when I said that my friends house was like that. lol We range from the ages of 24 - 50 - we are pretty mature. :laugh:
  • PantalaNagaPampa
    PantalaNagaPampa Posts: 1,031 Member
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    I think I missed the snarky tae bo references... :sad:

    Ditto....however now I'd like to beat something with a stick & watch super troopers lol
    Sounds like a saturday night at my house

    your house on Saturday night sounds oddly like my friends house lol

    I need new friends haha I'm missing out
    It's like my dad use to say, "you come into this world naked, screaming and covered in blood, and if you know how to party, it doens't have to end there"
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    What about hummus? Would that be a good filler?
  • RunLiftEat
    RunLiftEat Posts: 213 Member
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    You can even it out by also putting crack, pipes, and lighters in there to help them burn it off.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    You can even it out by also putting crack, pipes, and lighters in there to help them burn it off.
    Crack's good for the metabolism, no?
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    what ever happened to filling the pinata with candy cigarettes and little wax bottles of soda.... man, those were the days. we could don our shades and sit back copying our parents... :smokin:

    Oooh ooh... did you drink root beer just because it was called beer??
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    It's like my dad use to say, "you come into this world naked, screaming and covered in blood, and if you know how to party, it doens't have to end there"

    OMG! I :heart: that!
  • Pocket_Pixi
    Pocket_Pixi Posts: 1,167 Member
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    I think I missed the snarky tae bo references... :sad:

    Ditto....however now I'd like to beat something with a stick & watch super troopers lol
    Sounds like a saturday night at my house

    your house on Saturday night sounds oddly like my friends house lol
    great minds think alike?

    Couldn't agree more, we are only here for a short time, might as well have fun while we are lol
  • fteale
    fteale Posts: 5,310 Member
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    After making the mistake of having a piñata for my son's 6 birthday, NEVER AGAIN.

    The blood lust in the eyes of 36 6 year olds when the first sweet appeared was truly terrifying, followed by all 36, wielding foam swords, attempting to stampede into an area about 3ft square to grab at any that fell. One poor boy got trampled under the others and had one of his front teeth knocked out. My husband had to grab it and run around the room shaking the sweets out over a wide area to avoid any further casualties.
  • Shanna_Inc86
    Shanna_Inc86 Posts: 781 Member
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    what ever happened to filling the pinata with candy cigarettes and little wax bottles of soda.... man, those were the days. we could don our shades and sit back copying our parents... :smokin:

    Oooh ooh... did you drink root beer just because it was called beer??

    I so did hahaha of course when I tried lighting the candy cigarette....

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