HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • Huskerduer
    Huskerduer Posts: 8 Member
    Right on.
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
    She's trying too hard
    I thought you liked when women tried too hard?!
    my thoughts exactly.
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
    I'll take it off your hands. I don't see the big deal.
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    Okay, so I've read alot of this thread, and am wondering....why the hell is this a problem??

    If you don't like it don't use, if you want it, use it, end of story.

    12 pages for this? wow.

    You've read a lot of this thread and didn't figure out it was a joke? Wow.
  • teagin2002
    teagin2002 Posts: 1,900 Member
    I agree with most these posts, just give as a gift to someone who isn't dieting. :happy:
  • Bentley2718
    Bentley2718 Posts: 1,689 Member
    Unless your manager is normally a complete biotch, I would take it as an attempt at a nice gesture, even if it was not something you want. You could go with your kids and get something relatively healthy (i.e. no double sausage), a treat once in a while doesn't make you a bad parent, and won't hurt your kids. Or you could re-gift it to someone who would like it. You could even give it to a homeless person.
  • Destinie589
    Destinie589 Posts: 211
    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.

    *like*
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Get the pizza and bring it into work. Cut a hole in the bottom of the box, right in the center. Put the box in your lap and call your boss into your office..............


    Yes! Put some sausage in a [pizza] box for Christmas!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Get the pizza and bring it into work. Cut a hole in the bottom of the box, right in the center. Put the box in your lap and call your boss into your office..............


    Yes! Put some sausage in a [pizza] box for Christmas!


    ooopps... I mean Hannukah .. sorry, Harry.
  • _Ben
    _Ben Posts: 1,608 Member
    Im told their salads are good?
  • kimeister
    kimeister Posts: 212
    Skip the pizza, chug the Windex.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Im told their salads are good?
    Shazam!
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    we have to keep this alive. This thread MUST ROLL!
  • LeeDahlen38
    LeeDahlen38 Posts: 152 Member
    Give it to the next guy you see on a street corner who hasn't eaten in awhile and tell him Merry Christmas. You'll both feel good.
  • emy10284
    emy10284 Posts: 171 Member
    Whyyyyy, whyyyyy do I keep coming back to read this thread?!?!

    Because you are one of the FEW who gets it?

    wwhhooo im one of the cool kids now right , becasue I GOT IT!!!! yea me !!! lol j/k
  • emy10284
    emy10284 Posts: 171 Member
    that or im just a total creeper
  • afwg1979
    afwg1979 Posts: 170 Member
    Re-gift!

    This ^ . . . . some skinny teenage boy will be eternally grateful. (I know because I have a skinny teenage son, and he's not too concerned with preservatives.)
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    report her to HR
    file a suit
    then
    eat the hell out of that pizza
    maybe she likes you chubby
  • afwg1979
    afwg1979 Posts: 170 Member
    Give it to the next guy you see on a street corner who hasn't eaten in awhile and tell him Merry Christmas. You'll both feel good.

    ^ . . . Amen.
  • peacek
    peacek Posts: 211
    Gift it back to her for New Years- hehe :happy:
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    she's obviously a chubby chaser
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    did she give similar cards to other employees? You could start a CLASS ACTION SUIT!

    Get rich, buy the company, awesome
  • chubby_checkers
    chubby_checkers Posts: 2,352 Member
    just eat the gift card. you'll burn more calories than the card has so it's like eating negative calories.
  • Umeboshi
    Umeboshi Posts: 1,637 Member
    She's obviously jealous.
    To get back at her, buy her hundreds of the cheapest California Pizza Kitchen gift cards and then cover everything in her office with them. She'll get the message. And if she doesn't, you'll have revenge when she dies from all the processed food and chemicals.
  • martinbeks
    martinbeks Posts: 255 Member
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    I agree with this one. Is your manager usually vindictive about you or your weight loss?
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member
    That deep emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God. God says eat pizza and teach your kids the value cheese and sauce.


    but is pizza good because God says it is good or does God say it is good because it IS good?
  • BeeElMarvin
    BeeElMarvin Posts: 2,086 Member
    just eat the gift card. you'll burn more calories than the card has so it's like eating negative calories.

    fiber or is it fibre, grammar and spelling count
  • NoAdditives
    NoAdditives Posts: 4,251 Member
    Send it to me.

    Or me! I LOVE CPK!!

    Bottom line: one pizza won't hurt you or your child/ren. Pizza can actually be quite healthy and CPK has whole wheat, thin crust options and their pizzas are often full of vegetables. I ate there when losing weight, it didn't hurt me at all.

    So, if you really want to get rid of that gift card, send it to someone who will appreciate it. Like me. I'm a stay at home mama about to have a baby and I rarely get treats, presents, etc. And I never, ever get a night out with my husband. You can make someone's day by giving them a treat they'll enjoy and you can stick to your diet. It's a win-win!
  • ShannonMarie81
    ShannonMarie81 Posts: 88
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    My Thought Exactly!!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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