HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • hyde1977
    hyde1977 Posts: 476 Member
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    Like everything else....in moderation.....don't read to much into it.....take your family out and enjoy some pizza!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!
    If you want a tumor! Sheesh!
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  • momtimesone
    momtimesone Posts: 85 Member
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    Buy the pizza and bring it to work to share with her and everyone else while you eat smart :) LOL
  • RAFValentina
    RAFValentina Posts: 1,231 Member
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    Raffle it for charity... take it to a shelter....buy pizza...take to shelter/homeless... buy pizza have a party... all ideas! They were probably thinking "should get a gift but too lazy to be creative...something to do with kid".x
  • pokeelyy
    pokeelyy Posts: 34 Member
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    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
    Wait, I'm very confused... how is your child eating pizza child abuse? Isn't it normal for kids to eat pizza? Am I missing something?
  • MyaPapaya75
    MyaPapaya75 Posts: 3,143 Member
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    IMO I dont think its sabotage ...try not to think negative just because someone gives you a food related gift perhaps she wanted to provide you with a gift cert to a place that has a somewhat healthy option..Im sure they have a veggie pizza,thin crust...why waste the gift cert? take your kid (s) and show them a healthy alternative when eating pizza and dining out......then get your manager a card and thank her for the gift and remember to put a side note as to what you ordered....if it was sabotage attempt your note is sure to please (winks)....but dont sabotage yourself by thinking others are jealous or out to get you....Happy Holidays!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Buy the pizza and bring it to work to share with her and everyone else while you eat smart :) LOL
    THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
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    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!
    If you want a tumor! Sheesh!

    Vegetables don't cause tumors. Chemical H2O causes tumors. What have you been watching lately? Dr. Oz?
    H2O is a very dangerous chemical that causes thousands of deaths every year! It has been shown to cause severe burns, and it is commonly used as an industrial solvent and coolant. Why would anyone want to put that in their body??
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
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    WAIT!! HOLD ON!!!!!! CONGRESS HAS DECLARED PIZZA TO BE A VEGETABLE!!!

    Chow down, friend.
  • King_Bee
    King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
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    I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:
    Dr. Phil is mass murder.
    Dr. Phil isn't even real. He's a figment of peoples imagination. He doesn't exist. :angry:
    I thought he was a reptilian, like the last five presidents.

    Shhh..the L. Ron Hubbard fans will hear you.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
    Wait, I'm very confused... how is your child eating pizza child abuse? Isn't it normal for kids to eat pizza? Am I missing something?
    I learned on the forum today that feeding your children anything but bean sprouts is abuse.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!
    If you want a tumor! Sheesh!

    Vegetables don't cause tumors. Chemical H2O causes tumors. What have you been watching lately? Dr. Oz?
    H2O is a very dangerous chemical that causes thousands of deaths every year! It has been shown to cause severe burns, and it is commonly used as an industrial solvent and coolant. Why would anyone want to put that in their body??

    To get moist.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    take your kid (s) and show them a healthy alternative when eating pizza and dining out......then get your manager a card and thank her for the gift and remember to put a side note as to what you ordered....
    YES! That'll show HER!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
    Wait, I'm very confused... how is your child eating pizza child abuse? Isn't it normal for kids to eat pizza? Am I missing something?
    I learned on the forum today that feeding your children anything but bean sprouts is abuse.

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  • stylistchik
    stylistchik Posts: 1,436 Member
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    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    There's only one thing to do : RE GIFT :drinker:
  • sjadams01
    sjadams01 Posts: 58
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    ^^Love this
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
    Wait, I'm very confused... how is your child eating pizza child abuse? Isn't it normal for kids to eat pizza? Am I missing something?
    I learned on the forum today that feeding your children anything but bean sprouts is abuse.
    It's still abuse if they aren't organically produced bean sprouts.

    Think of all those nasty horrible chemicals that are used in growing non-organic foods to make sure there are no harmful insects and bacteria on them. :mad:
  • dipsl19
    dipsl19 Posts: 317 Member
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    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    This ^
    Why does it have to be malicious? Does she normally do stuff to "get you"?

    i agree with the above comments...
    is this entire post a joke? .... use the gift card. one dinner out wont kill you OR your precious children . sheesh.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
    Wait, I'm very confused... how is your child eating pizza child abuse? Isn't it normal for kids to eat pizza? Am I missing something?
    I learned on the forum today that feeding your children anything but bean sprouts is abuse.
    It's still abuse if they aren't organically produced bean sprouts.

    Think of all those nasty horrible chemicals that are used in growing non-organic foods to make sure there are no harmful insects and bacteria on them. :mad:

    But if it's only USDA organic - it's not really organic.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    This ^
    Why does it have to be malicious? Does she normally do stuff to "get you"?

    i agree with the above comments...
    is this entire post a joke? .... use the gift card. one dinner out wont kill you OR your precious children . sheesh.

    Please see the above sarcasm map image. :flowerforyou:

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