HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • Bikini_Bound150
    Bikini_Bound150 Posts: 461 Member
    You should take it as a Christmas card with a gift card inside... I don't get the problem here or how that makes anyone a bad parent. This is one of the most pointless threads I've ever read.:huh:
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    Agreed.

    Says a girl holding knives in front of a processed-food-sugar-filled cake!!!!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    To the OP. Please don’t be ungrateful and immature. Be thankful that you have a job and your boss thought about getting you a gift certificate to Pizza Kitchen or to any other restaurant, even a fast food place. She didn't have too.

    It is not your boss's responsibility to watch your diet or to keep track of your eating habits. If you don’t want to eat pizza, get a small salad and an ice tea and take home the rest. There are many people in this country that would love to have that gift card so they can feed their family on Christmas day.

    So buy whatever you want at California Pizza Kitchen and take it to a soup kitchen. You will be their hero at your bosses’ expenses and maybe you will gain some humility too. Better than weight. Huh?

    Merry Christmas!


    Please see the image I quoted above. Thank you! :flowerforyou:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!
    If you want a tumor! Sheesh!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Rampant, I say! Rampant!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!
    If you want a tumor! Sheesh!

    Vegetables don't cause tumors. Chemical H2O causes tumors. What have you been watching lately? Dr. Oz?
  • nerdyandilikeit
    nerdyandilikeit Posts: 2,185 Member
    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.


    ooohhhh.... 3 Schrute bucks for creative pinata use!

    Oh my goodness...I was already laughing about the pizza in the pinata, and then an Office reference!

    Sweet.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    It amazes me that you can't see the good guesture or the positive in this. There are healthy things to eat there. You should be greatful vs rude she didn't have to get you anything.

    YOU ARE JUST AS BAD AS HIS MANAGER! :angry: Define "healthy". What if he eats a crouton? That's processed food! There may even be HFCS in there too. Hmph.
    There is no such thing as "healthy" choices in those places. They are pure evil. They put chemicals in the food to make people addicted so they will keep craving those foods. They put evil chemical compounds like NaCl in them. :mad:

    And if you ask for water...they give you this chemical H2O. It's scary!!!
    It would be much much worse if they gave you a glass of H2O2.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    It's obviously all of the above.

    I recommend a highly complicated secret agent style double-cross plot in which you have her believe you will use the gift card but which actually turn the tables on her. Thus you will foil her in her attempt to sabotage you, make you jealous, seduce you, and have you thrown in jail for child abuse with a loaded gun.

    You're welcome.
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  • hyde1977
    hyde1977 Posts: 476 Member
    Like everything else....in moderation.....don't read to much into it.....take your family out and enjoy some pizza!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!
    If you want a tumor! Sheesh!
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  • momtimesone
    momtimesone Posts: 85 Member
    Buy the pizza and bring it to work to share with her and everyone else while you eat smart :) LOL
  • RAFValentina
    RAFValentina Posts: 1,231 Member
    Raffle it for charity... take it to a shelter....buy pizza...take to shelter/homeless... buy pizza have a party... all ideas! They were probably thinking "should get a gift but too lazy to be creative...something to do with kid".x
  • pokeelyy
    pokeelyy Posts: 34 Member
    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
    Wait, I'm very confused... how is your child eating pizza child abuse? Isn't it normal for kids to eat pizza? Am I missing something?
  • MyaPapaya75
    MyaPapaya75 Posts: 3,143 Member
    IMO I dont think its sabotage ...try not to think negative just because someone gives you a food related gift perhaps she wanted to provide you with a gift cert to a place that has a somewhat healthy option..Im sure they have a veggie pizza,thin crust...why waste the gift cert? take your kid (s) and show them a healthy alternative when eating pizza and dining out......then get your manager a card and thank her for the gift and remember to put a side note as to what you ordered....if it was sabotage attempt your note is sure to please (winks)....but dont sabotage yourself by thinking others are jealous or out to get you....Happy Holidays!
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Buy the pizza and bring it to work to share with her and everyone else while you eat smart :) LOL
    THAT'LL SHOW 'EM!
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!
    If you want a tumor! Sheesh!

    Vegetables don't cause tumors. Chemical H2O causes tumors. What have you been watching lately? Dr. Oz?
    H2O is a very dangerous chemical that causes thousands of deaths every year! It has been shown to cause severe burns, and it is commonly used as an industrial solvent and coolant. Why would anyone want to put that in their body??
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    WAIT!! HOLD ON!!!!!! CONGRESS HAS DECLARED PIZZA TO BE A VEGETABLE!!!

    Chow down, friend.
  • King_Bee
    King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
    I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:
    Dr. Phil is mass murder.
    Dr. Phil isn't even real. He's a figment of peoples imagination. He doesn't exist. :angry:
    I thought he was a reptilian, like the last five presidents.

    Shhh..the L. Ron Hubbard fans will hear you.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
    Wait, I'm very confused... how is your child eating pizza child abuse? Isn't it normal for kids to eat pizza? Am I missing something?
    I learned on the forum today that feeding your children anything but bean sprouts is abuse.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Can I eat pizza while I'm reading this? My head hurts and I heard it is a brain food!
    If you want a tumor! Sheesh!

    Vegetables don't cause tumors. Chemical H2O causes tumors. What have you been watching lately? Dr. Oz?
    H2O is a very dangerous chemical that causes thousands of deaths every year! It has been shown to cause severe burns, and it is commonly used as an industrial solvent and coolant. Why would anyone want to put that in their body??

    To get moist.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    take your kid (s) and show them a healthy alternative when eating pizza and dining out......then get your manager a card and thank her for the gift and remember to put a side note as to what you ordered....
    YES! That'll show HER!
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
    Wait, I'm very confused... how is your child eating pizza child abuse? Isn't it normal for kids to eat pizza? Am I missing something?
    I learned on the forum today that feeding your children anything but bean sprouts is abuse.

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  • stylistchik
    stylistchik Posts: 1,436 Member
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?

    There's only one thing to do : RE GIFT :drinker:
  • sjadams01
    sjadams01 Posts: 58
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    ^^Love this
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
    Wait, I'm very confused... how is your child eating pizza child abuse? Isn't it normal for kids to eat pizza? Am I missing something?
    I learned on the forum today that feeding your children anything but bean sprouts is abuse.
    It's still abuse if they aren't organically produced bean sprouts.

    Think of all those nasty horrible chemicals that are used in growing non-organic foods to make sure there are no harmful insects and bacteria on them. :mad:
  • dipsl19
    dipsl19 Posts: 317 Member
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    This ^
    Why does it have to be malicious? Does she normally do stuff to "get you"?

    i agree with the above comments...
    is this entire post a joke? .... use the gift card. one dinner out wont kill you OR your precious children . sheesh.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
    Wait, I'm very confused... how is your child eating pizza child abuse? Isn't it normal for kids to eat pizza? Am I missing something?
    I learned on the forum today that feeding your children anything but bean sprouts is abuse.
    It's still abuse if they aren't organically produced bean sprouts.

    Think of all those nasty horrible chemicals that are used in growing non-organic foods to make sure there are no harmful insects and bacteria on them. :mad:

    But if it's only USDA organic - it's not really organic.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    This ^
    Why does it have to be malicious? Does she normally do stuff to "get you"?

    i agree with the above comments...
    is this entire post a joke? .... use the gift card. one dinner out wont kill you OR your precious children . sheesh.

    Please see the above sarcasm map image. :flowerforyou:
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