HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • tanniew78
    tanniew78 Posts: 602 Member
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    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    Bingo.

    Meeting an act of kindness with suspicion of ulterior motives, whether they exist or not, only taxes your emotional bank. Perhaps your manager isn't as involved with the details of your life as you are? Use it or don't, but trying to find hidden meaning in a Christmas gift card says more about you than your manager.

    This ^^^^ What a smart guy. :)
  • mmysliws
    mmysliws Posts: 15
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    I have to imagine there is something on the menu that is healthy... i dont eat there but alot of my coworkers order and many get salads. I know that a salad isnt always good for you, especially at a place like that. but i think the better reward if she is jealous would be going there eating well while your there i.e. salad or something modified to be within range and going to her raving about how good and healthy your meal was.
  • lmelangley
    lmelangley Posts: 1,039 Member
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    Has she done something to make you paranoid? Is she judgmental? Would taking your kids there really make you a bad parent? Just take it as a gift and either use it - don't waste the food, though - or regift it.
  • King_Bee
    King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
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    Trade it for instructions on how to build a bird feeder.
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 847 Member
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    REGIFT to someone you are not invested emotionally or financially to their health interests.
    That would make me an accessory to MURDER.

    so give it to someone you hate & do it with a sneaky smile on your faces & an evil chuckle.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    Oh I see. Just pass on the gift of death by processed foods and sodium to someone else!!!! You're just as bad as his manager!
    ^^^Agree. Nobody should eat that horrible processed nasty food. :angry:

    B*tch puuleeaase! It has the name CALIFORNIA in it. It is ****ing spectacular and the best food you'll ever eat!

    You, my friend, are just jealous. *Sticks tongue out at you and says neener neener*
    I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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  • trybefan
    trybefan Posts: 488 Member
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    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.


    ooohhhh.... 3 Schrute bucks for creative pinata use!

    How much is a Schrute buck worth?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    Moist with love for EEG & SSR

    Does the moistness contain any of the following?

    - Processed foods
    - High Fructose Corn Syrup
    - Aspartame


    If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
    You should... wait for it... see a doctor.
  • tjpinch
    tjpinch Posts: 87 Member
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    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
  • Artemis_Acorn
    Artemis_Acorn Posts: 836 Member
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    If you live in Massachusetts or Iowa, you can probably get a cash refund for it. Otherwise, I say take it in the spirit of the season and either find something on the menu you can eat, or just give to someone who can use it.

    As for how you take it - he who takes offense when offense is not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
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    I mean maybe she was just trying to be nice. I feel bad for now saying that she was jealous.
    Should I contact her and apologize to her? I don't want any negative karma floating around....
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
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    Moist with love for EEG & SSR

    Does the moistness contain any of the following?

    - Processed foods
    - High Fructose Corn Syrup
    - Aspartame


    If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
    You should... wait for it... see a doctor.
    You'll be the one needing a doctor if you eat pizza. We're only trying to help you here.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    Oh I see. Just pass on the gift of death by processed foods and sodium to someone else!!!! You're just as bad as his manager!
    ^^^Agree. Nobody should eat that horrible processed nasty food. :angry:

    B*tch puuleeaase! It has the name CALIFORNIA in it. It is ****ing spectacular and the best food you'll ever eat!

    You, my friend, are just jealous. *Sticks tongue out at you and says neener neener*
    I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:

    Dr. Phil is mass murder.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
    You should see a doc too.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    Moist with love for EEG & SSR

    Does the moistness contain any of the following?

    - Processed foods
    - High Fructose Corn Syrup
    - Aspartame


    If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
    You should... wait for it... see a doctor.
    You'll be the one needing a doctor if you eat pizza. We're only trying to help you here.

    It's a tumor. No need to see a doctor.
  • lisabstrong
    lisabstrong Posts: 165 Member
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    pass it to someone else...
  • thepanttherlady
    thepanttherlady Posts: 258 Member
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    Re-wrap it and give it back to your boss. :)

    Ha! Love it. Better yet, get the pizza and give it to her. ;)
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
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    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
    You should see a doc too.

    So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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    pass it to someone else...
    But if they eat the pizza and get fat and die, their blood is on my hands!

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