HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • kimsy1222
    kimsy1222 Posts: 34
    I think it was just a gift, and nothing more. It would be different if she gave you a huge caramel marzipan cake, or something...

    Re-gift it, sell it on eBay, use it to get a salad, etc. Even if it was malicious, don't give her the satisfaction of being upset. Just roll with it. :)
  • ThatGirlGlow
    ThatGirlGlow Posts: 68 Member
    Whether or not it's sabotage, (people do things like this alot it seems) just re-gift it to someone else, and then it's saved you the burden of picking a gift for someone else :happy:
  • Jami22
    Jami22 Posts: 253 Member
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    I agree.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Re-gift!

    ^^This^^

    Oh I see. Just pass on the gift of death by processed foods and sodium to someone else!!!! You're just as bad as his manager!
    ^^^Agree. Nobody should eat that horrible processed nasty food. :angry:

    B*tch puuleeaase! It has the name CALIFORNIA in it. It is ****ing spectacular and the best food you'll ever eat!

    You, my friend, are just jealous. *Sticks tongue out at you and says neener neener*
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    she fancies you & is hoping the pizza voucher will make you run off to have illicit sex with her. or else she's jealous (that's the standard answer right???)
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I think it was just a gift, and nothing more. It would be different if she gave you a huge caramel marzipan cake, or something...
    Oh, the marzipan cake wouldn't be a problem.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Moist with love for EEG & SSR
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Re-gift!

    ^^This^^

    Oh I see. Just pass on the gift of death by processed foods and sodium to someone else!!!! You're just as bad as his manager!
    ^^^Agree. Nobody should eat that horrible processed nasty food. :angry:

    B*tch puuleeaase! It has the name CALIFORNIA in it. It is ****ing spectacular and the best food you'll ever eat!

    You, my friend, are just jealous. *Sticks tongue out at you and says neener neener*
    Oh man... CALIFORNIA PEOPLE! Yeesh...
  • Butterfly3730
    Butterfly3730 Posts: 220
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    Bingo.

    Meeting an act of kindness with suspicion of ulterior motives, whether they exist or not, only taxes your emotional bank. Perhaps your manager isn't as involved with the details of your life as you are? Use it or don't, but trying to find hidden meaning in a Christmas gift card says more about you than your manager.

    This
  • Tropical_Turtle
    Tropical_Turtle Posts: 2,236 Member
    l afterall pizza is a vegetable now, so maybe she thought she was "assisting" you lol
  • Kany
    Kany Posts: 336
    I don't see anything wrong with getting a gift card for pizza. I honestly don't think getting a gift card to CPK is a sign of jealousy or is any way trying to sabotage you. Seriously, take it and be grateful that someone got you something.
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    you should slash her tires
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    she fancies you & is hoping the pizza voucher will make you run off to have illicit sex with her. or else she's jealous (that's the standard answer right???)
    I think it's both.
  • teephil
    teephil Posts: 135 Member
    Pizza is a vegetable according to congress, soo I say she's proud of you and is encouraging you to keep eating healthy.
  • Newf77
    Newf77 Posts: 802 Member
    Use the card to take her out to lunch.
  • littlelaura
    littlelaura Posts: 1,028 Member
    REGIFT to someone you are not invested emotionally or financially to their health interests.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    REGIFT to someone you are not invested emotionally or financially to their health interests.
    That would make me an accessory to MURDER.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    MOIST!
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I think all these people telling you to regift the card are just jealous and want it for themselves...me included :-P
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    Moist with love for EEG & SSR

    Does the moistness contain any of the following?

    - Processed foods
    - High Fructose Corn Syrup
    - Aspartame


    If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
  • tanniew78
    tanniew78 Posts: 602 Member
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    Bingo.

    Meeting an act of kindness with suspicion of ulterior motives, whether they exist or not, only taxes your emotional bank. Perhaps your manager isn't as involved with the details of your life as you are? Use it or don't, but trying to find hidden meaning in a Christmas gift card says more about you than your manager.

    This ^^^^ What a smart guy. :)
  • mmysliws
    mmysliws Posts: 15
    I have to imagine there is something on the menu that is healthy... i dont eat there but alot of my coworkers order and many get salads. I know that a salad isnt always good for you, especially at a place like that. but i think the better reward if she is jealous would be going there eating well while your there i.e. salad or something modified to be within range and going to her raving about how good and healthy your meal was.
  • lmelangley
    lmelangley Posts: 1,039 Member
    Has she done something to make you paranoid? Is she judgmental? Would taking your kids there really make you a bad parent? Just take it as a gift and either use it - don't waste the food, though - or regift it.
  • King_Bee
    King_Bee Posts: 275 Member
    Trade it for instructions on how to build a bird feeder.
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    REGIFT to someone you are not invested emotionally or financially to their health interests.
    That would make me an accessory to MURDER.

    so give it to someone you hate & do it with a sneaky smile on your faces & an evil chuckle.
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Oh I see. Just pass on the gift of death by processed foods and sodium to someone else!!!! You're just as bad as his manager!
    ^^^Agree. Nobody should eat that horrible processed nasty food. :angry:

    B*tch puuleeaase! It has the name CALIFORNIA in it. It is ****ing spectacular and the best food you'll ever eat!

    You, my friend, are just jealous. *Sticks tongue out at you and says neener neener*
    I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
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  • trybefan
    trybefan Posts: 488 Member
    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.


    ooohhhh.... 3 Schrute bucks for creative pinata use!

    How much is a Schrute buck worth?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Moist with love for EEG & SSR

    Does the moistness contain any of the following?

    - Processed foods
    - High Fructose Corn Syrup
    - Aspartame


    If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
    You should... wait for it... see a doctor.
  • tjpinch
    tjpinch Posts: 87 Member
    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
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