HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

Options
CaptainGordo
CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
in Chit-Chat
My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

How should I take this?

A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

What should I do?

A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?
«134567…28

Replies

  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
    Options
    She's trying too hard
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
    Options
    That deep emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God. God says eat pizza and teach your kids the value cheese and sauce.
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Options
    She looks at you and thinks: "Fat Kid. Cake."
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Options
    My manager gave me a Christmas card with a gift card for California Pizza Kitchen in it.

    How should I take this?

    A) She's jealous of my weight loss, and wants to sabotage me, or
    B) Is setting me up to be a bad parent if I take my kid with me?

    What should I do?

    A) Throw the gift card in the trash and spray Windex on it, or
    B) Buy the pizza and then throw it in the trash and spray Windex on it?
    It's sabotage. Don't do it. It will make you gain 5lb's overnight.

    Stay away from the pizza!!!
  • _JamieB_
    _JamieB_ Posts: 417 Member
    Options
    She's trying too hard

    I thought you liked when women tried too hard?!
  • UponThisRock
    UponThisRock Posts: 4,522 Member
    Options
    Send it to me.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Options
    She's just jealous because her hubby decided that she is getting too fat and has decided to sabotage you because of your excellent progress.

    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
  • kmorrissett13
    kmorrissett13 Posts: 17
    Options
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    Options
    You should throw it back in your manager's face, and let them know that it is completely unacceptable because California Pizza Kitchen has processed foods! :angry: You would be killing your child if you take them there! Not to mention the foods are dense in empty calories and you will likely go over your daily limit for one day!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,049 Member
    Options
    Mail it to me!!!
  • LavenderBouquet
    LavenderBouquet Posts: 736 Member
    Options
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.

    This ^
    Why does it have to be malicious? Does she normally do stuff to "get you"?
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Options
    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!
  • cdpollreis
    cdpollreis Posts: 18 Member
    Options
    Re-wrap it and give it back to your boss. :)
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Options
    She's just jealous because her hubby decided that she is getting too fat and has decided to sabotage you because of your excellent progress.

    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    Worst advice ever! That is being a bad parent. :angry:
  • NikkiConroy
    NikkiConroy Posts: 22
    Options
    Don't take it personally
    SOLUTION IS EASY........REGIFT!!
  • iHEARTcardiacnurses
    iHEARTcardiacnurses Posts: 437 Member
    Options
    Re-gift!
  • ElizabethRoad
    ElizabethRoad Posts: 5,138 Member
    Options
    Buy the pizza and put it in a piñata.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Options
    You should buy a pizza and feed it to your children.
    But that is child abuse!!!

    I think if you Windex it, that neutralizes the child abuse factor...

    I think...
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    Options
    You should throw it back in your manager's face, and let them know that it is completely unacceptable because California Pizza Kitchen has processed foods! :angry: You would be killing your child if you take them there! Not to mention the foods are dense in empty calories and you will likely go over your daily limit for one day!
    SHE'S TRYING TO KILL ME!!!

Categories