HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!
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If you live in Massachusetts or Iowa, you can probably get a cash refund for it. Otherwise, I say take it in the spirit of the season and either find something on the menu you can eat, or just give to someone who can use it.
As for how you take it - he who takes offense when offense is not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.0 -
I mean maybe she was just trying to be nice. I feel bad for now saying that she was jealous.
Should I contact her and apologize to her? I don't want any negative karma floating around....0 -
You'll be the one needing a doctor if you eat pizza. We're only trying to help you here.
You should... wait for it... see a doctor.Moist with love for EEG & SSR
Does the moistness contain any of the following?
- Processed foods
- High Fructose Corn Syrup
- Aspartame
If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.0 -
I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:
^^^Agree. Nobody should eat that horrible processed nasty food.Oh I see. Just pass on the gift of death by processed foods and sodium to someone else!!!! You're just as bad as his manager!
B*tch puuleeaase! It has the name CALIFORNIA in it. It is ****ing spectacular and the best food you'll ever eat!
You, my friend, are just jealous. *Sticks tongue out at you and says neener neener*
Dr. Phil is mass murder.0 -
You should see a doc too.I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.0 -
You'll be the one needing a doctor if you eat pizza. We're only trying to help you here.
You should... wait for it... see a doctor.Moist with love for EEG & SSR
Does the moistness contain any of the following?
- Processed foods
- High Fructose Corn Syrup
- Aspartame
If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
It's a tumor. No need to see a doctor.0 -
pass it to someone else...0
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Re-wrap it and give it back to your boss.
Ha! Love it. Better yet, get the pizza and give it to her.
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You should see a doc too.I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???0 -
But if they eat the pizza and get fat and die, their blood is on my hands!pass it to someone else...0 -
Accept the card and thank her for the thought and leave all the conspiracy theories at the door or better yet just use to it purchase drinks at California Pizza and forget about the food .If your worried about your purity of essence, just partake of pure grain alcohol and rain water there..... Dr. Strangelove reference to all you youngsters0
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ABSOLUTELY!
So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
You should see a doc too.I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.0 -
Dr. Phil isn't even real. He's a figment of peoples imagination. He doesn't exist.I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:
Dr. Phil is mass murder. 0 -
But if they eat the pizza and get fat and die, their blood is on my hands!pass it to someone else...
BUT IF THEY DON'T EAT THEY CAN GO INTO STARVATION MODE!!! 0 -
ABSOLUTELY!
So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
You should see a doc too.I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
I wish I had known that BEFORE my docs office closed for the holidays...can I get a recommendation???0 -
I thought he was a reptilian, like the last five presidents.
Dr. Phil isn't even real. He's a figment of peoples imagination. He doesn't exist.
Dr. Phil is mass murder.I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:0 -
DRINK LOTS OF WATER!
I wish I had known that BEFORE my docs office closed for the holidays...can I get a recommendation???
ABSOLUTELY!
So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
You should see a doc too.I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.0 -
ABSOLUTELY!
So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
You should see a doc too.I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
I wish I had known that BEFORE my docs office closed for the holidays...can I get a recommendation???
Are you moist often? While I'm not a professional, I can take a look to see what's going on.0 -
She's trying too hard
LoL!
say thank you, purchase the pizza and if you truly don't want to eat even one slice, donate it to the nearest homeless shelter or shelter for abused women
She's a female? IF there had been malicious intent, she'd have included a snarky card or some indication. Being a manager, she probably just has extras- it didn't cost her anything. But accept gifts in the spirit they are given. IF it's a gift you can't use or don't want, someone out there does - pay it forward
MERRY CHRISTMAS!0 -
LOLing at all of this!0
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OMG, this whole thread made me LOL. Love it!0
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You guys are all crazy!! Eat the frickin' pizza! :happy: Just order it the smart way you silly:)0
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I agree^^^I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.0 -
I have learned from many Alicia Silverstone movies that girls can be very mean.She's a female? IF there had been malicious intent, she'd have included a snarky card or some indication.0 -
go there, order a great big greasy pizza then when it arrives staple it to a placard, put up a tent & have a sit in protest a la occupy wall street to let the other diners know of the EVILS of the banking industry.0
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dupe0
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It amazes me that you can't see the good guesture or the positive in this. There are healthy things to eat there. You should be greatful vs rude she didn't have to get you anything.0
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Er, say "thank you."0
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You'll be the one needing a doctor if you eat pizza. We're only trying to help you here.
You should... wait for it... see a doctor.Moist with love for EEG & SSR
Does the moistness contain any of the following?
- Processed foods
- High Fructose Corn Syrup
- Aspartame
If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
It's a tumor. No need to see a doctor.
That's a relief I've used up the funds in my FSA already...0 -
ABSOLUTELY!
So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
You should see a doc too.I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
I wish I had known that BEFORE my docs office closed for the holidays...can I get a recommendation???
Are you moist often? While I'm not a professional, I can take a look to see what's going on.
Should we wait until after I've drunk the water Gordo recommended? I mean, I think that drinking water defeats the whole don't get moist thing, but he does have a nice beard and hat, so he can't be wrong, right?0
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