HOW SHOULD I TAKE THIS?!?!?!

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  • Artemis_Acorn
    Artemis_Acorn Posts: 836 Member
    If you live in Massachusetts or Iowa, you can probably get a cash refund for it. Otherwise, I say take it in the spirit of the season and either find something on the menu you can eat, or just give to someone who can use it.

    As for how you take it - he who takes offense when offense is not intended is a fool. He who takes offense when offense is intended is a greater fool.
  • starracer23
    starracer23 Posts: 1,011 Member
    I mean maybe she was just trying to be nice. I feel bad for now saying that she was jealous.
    Should I contact her and apologize to her? I don't want any negative karma floating around....
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Moist with love for EEG & SSR

    Does the moistness contain any of the following?

    - Processed foods
    - High Fructose Corn Syrup
    - Aspartame


    If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
    You should... wait for it... see a doctor.
    You'll be the one needing a doctor if you eat pizza. We're only trying to help you here.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Oh I see. Just pass on the gift of death by processed foods and sodium to someone else!!!! You're just as bad as his manager!
    ^^^Agree. Nobody should eat that horrible processed nasty food. :angry:

    B*tch puuleeaase! It has the name CALIFORNIA in it. It is ****ing spectacular and the best food you'll ever eat!

    You, my friend, are just jealous. *Sticks tongue out at you and says neener neener*
    I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:

    Dr. Phil is mass murder.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
    You should see a doc too.
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
    Moist with love for EEG & SSR

    Does the moistness contain any of the following?

    - Processed foods
    - High Fructose Corn Syrup
    - Aspartame


    If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
    You should... wait for it... see a doctor.
    You'll be the one needing a doctor if you eat pizza. We're only trying to help you here.

    It's a tumor. No need to see a doctor.
  • lisabstrong
    lisabstrong Posts: 165 Member
    pass it to someone else...
  • thepanttherlady
    thepanttherlady Posts: 258 Member
    Re-wrap it and give it back to your boss. :)

    Ha! Love it. Better yet, get the pizza and give it to her. ;)
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
    You should see a doc too.

    So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    pass it to someone else...
    But if they eat the pizza and get fat and die, their blood is on my hands!
  • tadbiggs
    tadbiggs Posts: 77
    Accept the card and thank her for the thought and leave all the conspiracy theories at the door or better yet just use to it purchase drinks at California Pizza and forget about the food .If your worried about your purity of essence, just partake of pure grain alcohol and rain water there..... Dr. Strangelove reference to all you youngsters
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
    You should see a doc too.
    So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
    ABSOLUTELY!
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:

    Dr. Phil is mass murder.
    Dr. Phil isn't even real. He's a figment of peoples imagination. He doesn't exist. :angry:
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    pass it to someone else...
    But if they eat the pizza and get fat and die, their blood is on my hands!

    BUT IF THEY DON'T EAT THEY CAN GO INTO STARVATION MODE!!! :angry:
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
    You should see a doc too.
    So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
    ABSOLUTELY!

    I wish I had known that BEFORE my docs office closed for the holidays...can I get a recommendation???
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I don't care if it has HEAVEN in the name of it. Processed food is mass murder. :grumble:
    Dr. Phil is mass murder.
    Dr. Phil isn't even real. He's a figment of peoples imagination. He doesn't exist. :angry:
    I thought he was a reptilian, like the last five presidents.
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
    You should see a doc too.
    So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
    ABSOLUTELY!
    I wish I had known that BEFORE my docs office closed for the holidays...can I get a recommendation???
    DRINK LOTS OF WATER!
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
    You should see a doc too.
    So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
    ABSOLUTELY!

    I wish I had known that BEFORE my docs office closed for the holidays...can I get a recommendation???


    Are you moist often? While I'm not a professional, I can take a look to see what's going on.
  • wickedcricket
    wickedcricket Posts: 1,246 Member
    She's trying too hard

    LoL!

    say thank you, purchase the pizza and if you truly don't want to eat even one slice, donate it to the nearest homeless shelter or shelter for abused women

    She's a female? IF there had been malicious intent, she'd have included a snarky card or some indication. Being a manager, she probably just has extras- it didn't cost her anything. But accept gifts in the spirit they are given. IF it's a gift you can't use or don't want, someone out there does - pay it forward

    MERRY CHRISTMAS!
  • mallorybriann
    mallorybriann Posts: 1,380 Member
    LOLing at all of this!
  • ajmaccar
    ajmaccar Posts: 65 Member
    OMG, this whole thread made me LOL. Love it!
  • Rzimmermano
    Rzimmermano Posts: 11
    You guys are all crazy!! Eat the frickin' pizza! :happy: Just order it the smart way you silly:)
  • LJCannon
    LJCannon Posts: 3,636 Member
    I think you're reading too much into this. She's not trying to sabotage you, it's a gift. Appreicate it, and if you dont want to use it, give it to someone who does.
    I agree^^^
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    She's a female? IF there had been malicious intent, she'd have included a snarky card or some indication.
    I have learned from many Alicia Silverstone movies that girls can be very mean.
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    go there, order a great big greasy pizza then when it arrives staple it to a placard, put up a tent & have a sit in protest a la occupy wall street to let the other diners know of the EVILS of the banking industry.
  • beccyleigh
    beccyleigh Posts: 846 Member
    dupe
  • mnwalkingqueen
    mnwalkingqueen Posts: 1,299 Member
    It amazes me that you can't see the good guesture or the positive in this. There are healthy things to eat there. You should be greatful vs rude she didn't have to get you anything.
  • goron59
    goron59 Posts: 890 Member
    Er, say "thank you."
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Moist with love for EEG & SSR

    Does the moistness contain any of the following?

    - Processed foods
    - High Fructose Corn Syrup
    - Aspartame


    If it contains none of the above, I'll take it.
    You should... wait for it... see a doctor.
    You'll be the one needing a doctor if you eat pizza. We're only trying to help you here.

    It's a tumor. No need to see a doctor.

    That's a relief I've used up the funds in my FSA already...
  • k2quiere
    k2quiere Posts: 4,151 Member
    I'm in tears I'm laughing so hard.
    You should see a doc too.
    So, what you're saying is that moistness of any kind requires a trip to the doctor???
    ABSOLUTELY!

    I wish I had known that BEFORE my docs office closed for the holidays...can I get a recommendation???


    Are you moist often? While I'm not a professional, I can take a look to see what's going on.

    Should we wait until after I've drunk the water Gordo recommended? I mean, I think that drinking water defeats the whole don't get moist thing, but he does have a nice beard and hat, so he can't be wrong, right?
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