Operation man dime!

Phoenix1401

When I see people
jogging outside I like to drive slowly
down the road behind them blasting
"Eye of the Tiger" just to give them
motivation

Phoenix1401

How do you fix a
woman's watch? It doesn't matter.
There is a clock on the oven.

Phoenix1401

Weird.... Some guy just
gave me half of a peace sign

skittles_plur

I am not a pimp because I sell *****es ... I think pimp therfor I am

skittles_plur

Quak quak quak quak

Phoenix1401

Ghetto wet floor sign -
Caution, *****es be trippin.

Phoenix1401

I saw in the fridge some
cake with a note that said, "Don't eat
me." Now there's a plate and a note,
"I don't take orders from cake."

Phoenix1401

Someone told me I was
immature....well guess who's not
allowed in my treehouse anymore?

stayxtrue

WTH... haha

ishallnotwant

This thread is totally cracking me up!

Phoenix1401

I thought I saw a baby
ghost the other day. But it turned
out it was a tissue.

skittles_plur

Oooo some ones a cutie

WifeNMama

I thought I saw a baby
ghost the other day. But it turned
out it was a tissue.

LOL!!!

Phoenix1401

I hate it when I forget to
turn my swag off at night and I wake
up covered in *****es...

lyssamichelle

This whole thing seriously seems like something my friend would post

Phoenix1401

Money can't buy
happiness, but it can buy cake and it
can buy beer. I would say that's
about even.

Seraph1120

LOL!! You so crazy Phoenix! (in a good way) :drinker:

Phoenix1401

That awkward moment
when you find out that all these
years your toys have secretly made 3
movies behind your back.

skittles_plur

Distance sucks... my room is so far from the kitchen.

Phoenix1401

I just saved a bunch of
money on car insurance by
switching... my car into reverse and
driving away from the accident.

Phoenix1401

I saw some footage of
some polar bears drinking water
today. It's obviously fake. Everybody
knows they only drink Coca-Cola.

skittles_plur

Even the trees are testing me right !

xHelloQuincyx

this is totallllly just what i needed :]

Phoenix1401

I should start a band
called "Free Beer" because when
people see a sign that says "Free
Beer Tomorrow @ 9PM" everyone is
going to be there.

Phoenix1401

Sharks aren't the bad
guys. If some stranger entered my
house in just a Speedo, I would
probably attack him too.

skittles_plur

Yall betta WHAtch out the revolution is commin ! O.o

happyhiram

New favorite thread right here. Keep up the great work.

Phoenix1401

Never, under any
circumstances, take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.

skittles_plur

U gotta good soul the crows gone save ya

jenlb99

Never, under any
circumstances, take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.

LMAO That would be good for revenge...

Phoenix1401

Yall betta WHAtch out the revolution is commin ! O.o

THE CROWS! THE CROWS! THE CROOOOOOWWWWWSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!