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Operation man dime!

Phoenix1401
Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
When I see people
jogging outside I like to drive slowly
down the road behind them blasting
"Eye of the Tiger" just to give them
motivation
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  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    How do you fix a
    woman's watch? It doesn't matter.
    There is a clock on the oven.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Weird.... Some guy just
    gave me half of a peace sign
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    I am not a pimp because I sell *****es ... I think pimp therfor I am
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    Quak quak quak quak
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Ghetto wet floor sign -
    Caution, *****es be trippin.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I saw in the fridge some
    cake with a note that said, "Don't eat
    me." Now there's a plate and a note,
    "I don't take orders from cake."
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Someone told me I was
    immature....well guess who's not
    allowed in my treehouse anymore?
  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,186 Member
    WTH... haha
  • ishallnotwant
    ishallnotwant Posts: 1,210 Member
    This thread is totally cracking me up!
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I thought I saw a baby
    ghost the other day. But it turned
    out it was a tissue.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    Oooo some ones a cutie :wink:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    I thought I saw a baby
    ghost the other day. But it turned
    out it was a tissue.

    LOL!!!
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I hate it when I forget to
    turn my swag off at night and I wake
    up covered in *****es...
  • lyssamichelle
    lyssamichelle Posts: 1,307 Member
    This whole thing seriously seems like something my friend would post
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Money can't buy
    happiness, but it can buy cake and it
    can buy beer. I would say that's
    about even.
  • Seraph1120
    Seraph1120 Posts: 194 Member
    LOL!! You so crazy Phoenix! (in a good way) :drinker:
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    That awkward moment
    when you find out that all these
    years your toys have secretly made 3
    movies behind your back.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    Distance sucks... my room is so far from the kitchen.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I just saved a bunch of
    money on car insurance by
    switching... my car into reverse and
    driving away from the accident.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I saw some footage of
    some polar bears drinking water
    today. It's obviously fake. Everybody
    knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    Even the trees are testing me right !
  • xHelloQuincyx
    xHelloQuincyx Posts: 884 Member
    this is totallllly just what i needed :]
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I should start a band
    called "Free Beer" because when
    people see a sign that says "Free
    Beer Tomorrow @ 9PM" everyone is
    going to be there.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Sharks aren't the bad
    guys. If some stranger entered my
    house in just a Speedo, I would
    probably attack him too.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    Yall betta WHAtch out the revolution is commin ! O.o
  • happyhiram
    happyhiram Posts: 89
    New favorite thread right here. Keep up the great work.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Never, under any
    circumstances, take a sleeping pill
    and a laxative on the same night.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    U gotta good soul the crows gone save ya
  • jenlb99
    jenlb99 Posts: 213 Member
    Never, under any
    circumstances, take a sleeping pill
    and a laxative on the same night.

    LMAO That would be good for revenge...
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Yall betta WHAtch out the revolution is commin ! O.o

    THE CROWS! THE CROWS! THE CROOOOOOWWWWWSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
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