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Phoenix1401
Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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When I see people
jogging outside I like to drive slowly
down the road behind them blasting
"Eye of the Tiger" just to give them
motivation
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  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    How do you fix a
    woman's watch? It doesn't matter.
    There is a clock on the oven.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Weird.... Some guy just
    gave me half of a peace sign
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
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    I am not a pimp because I sell *****es ... I think pimp therfor I am
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
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    Quak quak quak quak
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Ghetto wet floor sign -
    Caution, *****es be trippin.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I saw in the fridge some
    cake with a note that said, "Don't eat
    me." Now there's a plate and a note,
    "I don't take orders from cake."
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Someone told me I was
    immature....well guess who's not
    allowed in my treehouse anymore?
  • stayxtrue
    stayxtrue Posts: 1,190 Member
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    WTH... haha
  • ishallnotwant
    ishallnotwant Posts: 1,210 Member
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    This thread is totally cracking me up!
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I thought I saw a baby
    ghost the other day. But it turned
    out it was a tissue.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
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    Oooo some ones a cutie :wink:
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    I thought I saw a baby
    ghost the other day. But it turned
    out it was a tissue.

    LOL!!!
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I hate it when I forget to
    turn my swag off at night and I wake
    up covered in *****es...
  • lyssamichelle
    lyssamichelle Posts: 1,307 Member
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    This whole thing seriously seems like something my friend would post
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Money can't buy
    happiness, but it can buy cake and it
    can buy beer. I would say that's
    about even.
  • Seraph1120
    Seraph1120 Posts: 194 Member
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    LOL!! You so crazy Phoenix! (in a good way) :drinker:
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    That awkward moment
    when you find out that all these
    years your toys have secretly made 3
    movies behind your back.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
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    Distance sucks... my room is so far from the kitchen.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I just saved a bunch of
    money on car insurance by
    switching... my car into reverse and
    driving away from the accident.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I saw some footage of
    some polar bears drinking water
    today. It's obviously fake. Everybody
    knows they only drink Coca-Cola.

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