Operation man dime!

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  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    knock knock, Who's there?,
    Daisy, Daisy who?, Daisy me
    rollliiin, Dey hatiiin.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    When Chuck Norris adds milk
    to Rice Krispies, There's no
    Snap Crackle & Pop, They shut
    the **** up.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    WORK: "Do me!!!" MYFITNESSPAL:
    "Don't listen to that slut"
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Ghetto wet floor sign -
    Caution, *****es be trippin.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Ghetto counting: 1) Wahh. 2)
    Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe. 5) Fieee.
    6) Sih. 7) Selm. 8) Ate. 9) Naa.
    10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh.
  • SinuousNihilist
    SinuousNihilist Posts: 61
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    Best. Thread. Ever.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    2 pac of eminems for 50
    cents? Man thats ludacris!
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I gave that b*tch electricity,
    B*tches love electricity -
    Benjamin Franklin
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I tried to send you something
    sexy but the mailman told me
    to get out of the mailbox.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
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    I thought I saw a baby
    ghost the other day. But it turned
    out it was a tissue.

    :laugh: :drinker:
  • 1LRoy
    1LRoy Posts: 95 Member
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    Thank you! I still have more than 6 hours left in a 12 hour shift at work right now.

    This thread is AWESOME!

    But I think my coworkers thing I'm losing my mind as I sit quietly laughing in my little corner...
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Graduation speech: I would
    like to thank Wikipedia, Copy
    & paste, I hate all you ****ers,
    I'm out *****es.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Condom slogan: Wrap it in
    latex or she's gonna get your
    paychecks.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Best friends don't let you do
    stupid things..... Alone.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Someone told me I was
    immature....well guess who's
    not allowed to come to my
    birthday party at Chuck e
    cheese anymore
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    That red wet stuff before the
    ketchup comes out?
    Premature Ketchupalation
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Me: "I'm a wizard", Friend:
    "Then prove it", Me:"Sorry I
    can't, No magic outside
    Hogwarts.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    "I'm fresher than a
    mother****er!" "Grandma",
    "Put the febreeze away."
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    My girlfriend told me to make
    a decision, Either watching
    sports or her, Sometimes I
    miss her...
  • zorbaru
    zorbaru Posts: 1,077 Member
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    I just accidentally used my organ donor card in the ATM.
    Cost me an arm and a leg

    Pulled a gypsy bird last night, When she asked me "did i want to go back to hers for a good time", she wasnt kidding!
    I went on the dodgems,waltzers, ghost train and come home with a f**king goldfish!....

    Just been to the supermarket with my girlfriend & out of the blue she calls me a lazy *kitten*!
    f**king nearly fell out of my trolley

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore

    I went to a party last night and they played "The Twist" and we all did the twist.
    Then they played "Jump Around" and we all jumped about. They then played "Come on Eileen" and I was asked to leave.

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