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Operation man dime!

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  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I'm a wizard " "Then
    prove it " "Sorry I cant, no magic
    outside Hogwarts
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    Its not an awkward phase. Your daughter is just ugly."
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Mash up oreos in plant
    pot. Eat in public.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    "HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what?" "Can you turn my light off?""
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    What concert cost 45
    cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    "HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what?" "Can you turn my light off?""

    Okay let me get and go through the internets to find youuuuu. Derp
  • lyssamichelle
    lyssamichelle Posts: 1,307 Member
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  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Found out today your
    suppost to urinate on a jellyfish
    sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at
    waffle house... just trying to help.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    RIP dense water vapor,
    you'll always be mist
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    "If you don't have
    anything nice to say don't say it at
    all" Mimes must be the most hateful
    people on earth then.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    dont drink and drive.
    you may hit a bump and spill your
    drink
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
    Found out today your
    suppost to urinate on a jellyfish
    sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at
    waffle house... just trying to help.

    LMFAO!!!:laugh:
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    You offer someone a
    sincere compliment on their
    mustache and suddenly she's not
    your friend anymore
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
    B I t c h Im fabulous
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Ghetto Word Of The Day:
    Obama - I can eat a whole bag of
    chips Obama self.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    AAAAH A COCKROACH!
    me: calm down it's only a roach..
    *roach opens wings* me: HOLY
    MOTHER OF GOD
  • Tsrwalker
    Tsrwalker Posts: 164 Member
    LOL...thanks
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Dats wiggty wiggty whack! Fo sho!
  • neclar
    neclar Posts: 75 Member
    Sharks aren't the bad
    guys. If some stranger entered my
    house in just a Speedo, I would
    probably attack him too.
    totally !!!!
  • azarazar
    azarazar Posts: 72
    I should start a band
    called "Free Beer" because when
    people see a sign that says "Free
    Beer Tomorrow @ 9PM" everyone is
    going to be there.


    We actually had a band in our region called Free Beer several years ago. Great way to advertise.
  • Kdingo
    Kdingo Posts: 145 Member
    :noway: OMG :laugh: They are all so funny.:smokin:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    Why do women have smaller feet?
    So they can get closer to the kitchen sink.
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    Why does the bride wear white? So the dishwasher matches the stove and fridge.
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
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  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
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    It does... it really just does.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    My girlfriend just texted
    me saying, "I want you to get me all
    wet when I get home ;)" So I got 15
    water balloons ready...
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    If swimming is such a
    good way to stay in shape, explain
    whales.
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
    If swimming is such a
    good way to stay in shape, explain
    whales.

    lmfao!:laugh: :bigsmile:
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Cum on guys. Gay jokes arent funny!
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