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  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
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    Even the trees are testing me right !
  • xHelloQuincyx
    xHelloQuincyx Posts: 884 Member
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    this is totallllly just what i needed :]
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I should start a band
    called "Free Beer" because when
    people see a sign that says "Free
    Beer Tomorrow @ 9PM" everyone is
    going to be there.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Sharks aren't the bad
    guys. If some stranger entered my
    house in just a Speedo, I would
    probably attack him too.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
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    Yall betta WHAtch out the revolution is commin ! O.o
  • happyhiram
    happyhiram Posts: 89
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    New favorite thread right here. Keep up the great work.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Never, under any
    circumstances, take a sleeping pill
    and a laxative on the same night.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
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    U gotta good soul the crows gone save ya
  • jenlb99
    jenlb99 Posts: 213 Member
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    Never, under any
    circumstances, take a sleeping pill
    and a laxative on the same night.

    LMAO That would be good for revenge...
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Yall betta WHAtch out the revolution is commin ! O.o

    THE CROWS! THE CROWS! THE CROOOOOOWWWWWSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
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    I hate it when you have to be nice to someone you really want to throw a brick at."
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I'm a wizard " "Then
    prove it " "Sorry I cant, no magic
    outside Hogwarts
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
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    Its not an awkward phase. Your daughter is just ugly."
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Mash up oreos in plant
    pot. Eat in public.
  • skittles_plur
    skittles_plur Posts: 11
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    "HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what?" "Can you turn my light off?""
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    What concert cost 45
    cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    "HEY COME HERE ITS IMPORTANT!!" "what?" "Can you turn my light off?""

    Okay let me get and go through the internets to find youuuuu. Derp
  • lyssamichelle
    lyssamichelle Posts: 1,307 Member
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  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Found out today your
    suppost to urinate on a jellyfish
    sting, not a jelly stain. Sorry lady at
    waffle house... just trying to help.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    RIP dense water vapor,
    you'll always be mist

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