Operation man dime!
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Thank you! I still have more than 6 hours left in a 12 hour shift at work right now.
This thread is AWESOME!
But I think my coworkers thing I'm losing my mind as I sit quietly laughing in my little corner...0 -
Graduation speech: I would
like to thank Wikipedia, Copy
& paste, I hate all you ****ers,
I'm out *****es.0 -
Condom slogan: Wrap it in
latex or she's gonna get your
paychecks.0 -
Best friends don't let you do
stupid things..... Alone.0 -
Someone told me I was
immature....well guess who's
not allowed to come to my
birthday party at Chuck e
cheese anymore0 -
That red wet stuff before the
ketchup comes out?
Premature Ketchupalation0 -
Me: "I'm a wizard", Friend:
"Then prove it", Me:"Sorry I
can't, No magic outside
Hogwarts.0 -
"I'm fresher than a
mother****er!" "Grandma",
"Put the febreeze away."0 -
My girlfriend told me to make
a decision, Either watching
sports or her, Sometimes I
miss her...0 -
I just accidentally used my organ donor card in the ATM.
Cost me an arm and a leg
Pulled a gypsy bird last night, When she asked me "did i want to go back to hers for a good time", she wasnt kidding!
I went on the dodgems,waltzers, ghost train and come home with a f**king goldfish!....
Just been to the supermarket with my girlfriend & out of the blue she calls me a lazy *kitten*!
f**king nearly fell out of my trolley
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore
I went to a party last night and they played "The Twist" and we all did the twist.
Then they played "Jump Around" and we all jumped about. They then played "Come on Eileen" and I was asked to leave.0 -
I just accidentally used my organ donor card in the ATM.
Cost me an arm and a leg
Pulled a gypsy bird last night, When she asked me "did i want to go back to hers for a good time", she wasnt kidding!
I went on the dodgems,waltzers, ghost train and come home with a f**king goldfish!....
Just been to the supermarket with my girlfriend & out of the blue she calls me a lazy *kitten*!
f**king nearly fell out of my trolley
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore
I went to a party last night and they played "The Twist" and we all did the twist.
Then they played "Jump Around" and we all jumped about. They then played "Come on Eileen" and I was asked to leave.
Hehe! Love itttt!!!!!0 -
Ghetto word of the day:
"Bishop" My girlfriend fell
down, So I picked that
Bishop.0 -
I eat the broken cookies first
because I feel bad for them.0 -
When a woman says she'll be
ready in 5 minutes, I know I
have just enough time to fly
to space & finish building my
Death Star before we go.0 -
When I get in an elevator,
Before I press a button, I look
at everyone inside & say "Are
you ready to take this *kitten* to
a whole new level?"0 -
I decided to leave work an
hour early today, You should
have seen the look on the co-
pilots face when I grabbed
the parachute0 -
Very Cool !0
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This was just to get your post count to 600, wasn't it?
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Lol nope I'm sitting in a backseat on my way to San Antonio. I just like to post jokes 0
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This thread isnt serious its just a joke thread my friend and I stared anyone can post a joke on here.0
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SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY
Ju tol me ju were going to the store but July to me! Julyer!0 -
This has for sure made me laugh this morning! Straight awesome!0
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Best thread! Seriously0
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Lmao! Spanish word of the day: Liver and Cheese
Some foo tryin to mess wit my sister and I said "Liver her alone cheese my sister!"0 -
Bahahahahaha!
SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM
Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.0 -
Someone told me I was
immature....well guess who's not
allowed in my treehouse anymore?
AWESOME... :laugh:0 -
Spanish word of the day: Chicken
My girl wanted me to go to the store,
but chicken go by herself.0 -
A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.
Unfortunately, the blonde's foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
and over
and over again.
As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness when, to her great fortune,
the Woolworths Manager sees her and unplugs the horse.0 -
^^^^^ lmao!0
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Somebody once told me that I have an overactive imagination. I almost fell off my unicorn!0
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