Operation man dime!
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Never, under any
circumstances, take a sleeping pill
and a laxative on the same night.
Made me lol at work! Stealing this!
Love this thread :laugh:0 -
Friend: I totally banged
Meghan last night bro.. Me: I think
it's cute how you name your hands0 -
Whats the difference
between a cat and a comma? One has
claws at the end of its paws and one
is a pause at the end of a clause0 -
I don't care what you
think of me. James Blunt thinks im
beautiful0 -
Cum on guys. Gay jokes arent funny!
:noway: :laugh: :bigsmile: :huh: ....This brought the lulz for sure!0 -
If you think nobody
cares if you're alive, try missing a
couple of bill payments.0 -
I like my violence like I like my beer...domestic.0
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shi t that blows:
when your skinny friend says she feels fat
and you're just standing there
..all fat0 -
shi t that blows:
when your skinny friend says she feels fat
and you're just standing there
..all fat
hahaha! I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?0 -
Its weird when my wife
kisses her kids tonight... mostly
because they are still in my testicles0 -
blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh0
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selling your girlfriend to buy
your cat back after you sold it
for heroin0 -
I'm convinced when squirrels
run in the road, nearly
missing your car, it must be
some kind of squirrel gang
initiation.0 -
pretty please add some more stuff!!!!0
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I laughed, i cried..... till tears ran down my leg.0
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Guy laying on the floor in a room of women doing yoga
Friend: Dude, wanna go lift some weights?
Guy on the floor: Namaste right here.0 -
You offer someone a
sincere compliment on their
mustache and suddenly she's not
your friend anymore
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0 -
Broke up with my cross-eyed
girlfriend, she was seeing
someone else.0 -
I want to have 3 kids and
name them Ctrl, Alt and
Delete, Then If they **** up I
will just hit them all at once.0 -
Surprise sex is the best thing
to wake up to.... Unless you're
in prison.0
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