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Operation man dime!

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  • whitetiger011680
    whitetiger011680 Posts: 218 Member
    Never, under any
    circumstances, take a sleeping pill
    and a laxative on the same night.

    Made me lol at work! Stealing this!
    Love this thread :laugh:
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Friend: I totally banged
    Meghan last night bro.. Me: I think
    it's cute how you name your hands
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Whats the difference
    between a cat and a comma? One has
    claws at the end of its paws and one
    is a pause at the end of a clause
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I don't care what you
    think of me. James Blunt thinks im
    beautiful
  • Gary1977
    Gary1977 Posts: 804 Member
    Cum on guys. Gay jokes arent funny!
    \


    :noway: :laugh: :bigsmile: :huh: ....This brought the lulz for sure!
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    If you think nobody
    cares if you're alive, try missing a
    couple of bill payments.
  • 06gwensmamma
    06gwensmamma Posts: 17
    I like my violence like I like my beer...domestic.
  • 06gwensmamma
    06gwensmamma Posts: 17
    shi t that blows:
    when your skinny friend says she feels fat
    and you're just standing there
    ..all fat
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    shi t that blows:
    when your skinny friend says she feels fat
    and you're just standing there
    ..all fat

    hahaha! I KNOW RIGHT?!?!?
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Its weird when my wife
    kisses her kids tonight... mostly
    because they are still in my testicles
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    selling your girlfriend to buy
    your cat back after you sold it
    for heroin
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I'm convinced when squirrels
    run in the road, nearly
    missing your car, it must be
    some kind of squirrel gang
    initiation.
  • ChasingSweatandTears
    ChasingSweatandTears Posts: 504 Member
    pretty please add some more stuff!!!! :)
  • PinkEarthMama
    PinkEarthMama Posts: 987 Member
    I laughed, i cried..... till tears ran down my leg.
  • muffin_shufflin
    muffin_shufflin Posts: 239 Member
    Guy laying on the floor in a room of women doing yoga
    Friend: Dude, wanna go lift some weights?
    Guy on the floor: Namaste right here.
  • Trail_Addict
    Trail_Addict Posts: 1,340 Member
    You offer someone a
    sincere compliment on their
    mustache and suddenly she's not
    your friend anymore


    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Broke up with my cross-eyed
    girlfriend, she was seeing
    someone else.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I want to have 3 kids and
    name them Ctrl, Alt and
    Delete, Then If they **** up I
    will just hit them all at once.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Surprise sex is the best thing
    to wake up to.... Unless you're
    in prison.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    knock knock, Who's there?,
    Daisy, Daisy who?, Daisy me
    rollliiin, Dey hatiiin.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    When Chuck Norris adds milk
    to Rice Krispies, There's no
    Snap Crackle & Pop, They shut
    the **** up.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    WORK: "Do me!!!" MYFITNESSPAL:
    "Don't listen to that slut"
  • GoldenGirl1979
    GoldenGirl1979 Posts: 716 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Ghetto wet floor sign -
    Caution, *****es be trippin.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    Ghetto counting: 1) Wahh. 2)
    Two. 3) Three. 4) Foe. 5) Fieee.
    6) Sih. 7) Selm. 8) Ate. 9) Naa.
    10) Teh. 11) Lem. 12) Twehh.
  • SinuousNihilist
    SinuousNihilist Posts: 61
    Best. Thread. Ever.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    2 pac of eminems for 50
    cents? Man thats ludacris!
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I gave that b*tch electricity,
    B*tches love electricity -
    Benjamin Franklin
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
    I tried to send you something
    sexy but the mailman told me
    to get out of the mailbox.
  • L00py_T0ucan
    L00py_T0ucan Posts: 1,378 Member
    I thought I saw a baby
    ghost the other day. But it turned
    out it was a tissue.

    :laugh: :drinker:
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