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  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I just accidentally used my organ donor card in the ATM.
    Cost me an arm and a leg

    Pulled a gypsy bird last night, When she asked me "did i want to go back to hers for a good time", she wasnt kidding!
    I went on the dodgems,waltzers, ghost train and come home with a f**king goldfish!....

    Just been to the supermarket with my girlfriend & out of the blue she calls me a lazy *kitten*!
    f**king nearly fell out of my trolley

    This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore

    I went to a party last night and they played "The Twist" and we all did the twist.
    Then they played "Jump Around" and we all jumped about. They then played "Come on Eileen" and I was asked to leave.

    Hehe! Love itttt!!!!!
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Ghetto word of the day:
    "Bishop" My girlfriend fell
    down, So I picked that
    Bishop.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I eat the broken cookies first
    because I feel bad for them.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    When a woman says she'll be
    ready in 5 minutes, I know I
    have just enough time to fly
    to space & finish building my
    Death Star before we go.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    When I get in an elevator,
    Before I press a button, I look
    at everyone inside & say "Are
    you ready to take this *kitten* to
    a whole new level?"
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    I decided to leave work an
    hour early today, You should
    have seen the look on the co-
    pilots face when I grabbed
    the parachute
  • denise74carpenter
    denise74carpenter Posts: 1
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    Very Cool !
  • hamncheese67
    hamncheese67 Posts: 1,715 Member
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    This was just to get your post count to 600, wasn't it? :smile:
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Lol nope I'm sitting in a backseat on my way to San Antonio. I just like to post jokes :)
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    This thread isnt serious its just a joke thread my friend and I stared anyone can post a joke on here.
  • JediMindfck
    JediMindfck Posts: 73 Member
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    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: JULY

    Ju tol me ju were going to the store but July to me! Julyer!
  • HarleyQuinn_12
    HarleyQuinn_12 Posts: 376 Member
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    This has for sure made me laugh this morning! Straight awesome!
  • astroub
    astroub Posts: 289 Member
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    Best thread! Seriously
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Lmao! Spanish word of the day: Liver and Cheese
    Some foo tryin to mess wit my sister and I said "Liver her alone cheese my sister!"
  • JediMindfck
    JediMindfck Posts: 73 Member
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    Bahahahahaha!

    SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM

    Yo, when all my familia gets in the car, there's not mushroom.
  • gerard54
    gerard54 Posts: 1,107 Member
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    Someone told me I was
    immature....well guess who's not
    allowed in my treehouse anymore?

    AWESOME... :laugh:
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    Spanish word of the day: Chicken
    My girl wanted me to go to the store,
    but chicken go by herself.
  • JediMindfck
    JediMindfck Posts: 73 Member
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    A blonde tries to go horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to lose her grip and starts to slide in the saddle.

    In terror, she grabs for the mane but can't seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horses neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.

    Unfortunately, the blonde's foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is now at the mercy of the hooves as her head is struck against the ground over
    and over
    and over again.
    As her head is battered against the ground she is moments away from losing consciousness when, to her great fortune,
    the Woolworths Manager sees her and unplugs the horse.
  • Phoenix1401
    Phoenix1401 Posts: 711 Member
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    ^^^^^ lmao!
  • muffin_shufflin
    muffin_shufflin Posts: 239 Member
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    Somebody once told me that I have an overactive imagination. I almost fell off my unicorn!

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