Not what you thought it was............

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  • savage22hp
    savage22hp Posts: 278 Member
    I thought muscle weighed more than fat.


    .... and I thought water was only one thing !
  • savage22hp
    savage22hp Posts: 278 Member
    Take me down to the" very last city" where the grass is green and the girls are pretty....
  • sarahbear1981
    sarahbear1981 Posts: 610 Member
    The song "She's a Brick House" by the Commodores....I thought for years they were saying "she's a brick...Ouch!"
  • itgeekwoman
    itgeekwoman Posts: 804 Member
    Mr Roboto Don't know where he got to.. Domo Eragato? I died of embarrassment when I heard the right way to say it.
  • savage22hp
    savage22hp Posts: 278 Member
    I purposely mess with my kids by singing the songs they listen to wrong ..... I through my hands up in the air sometimes sayin' eh ho , where'd my hands go .......
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Take me down to the" very last city" where the grass is green and the girls are pretty....

    ...Aren't those the lyrics?
  • Bexx435
    Bexx435 Posts: 83 Member
    When we were little my dad would listen to Air Supply and he told us the lyrics in the song "Making love out of nothing at all" said 'like a bacon burger ever so bright'.... I always wondered how bacon burgers were bright. Turns out they're not. It was really 'like a beacon burning ever so bright'.
  • savage22hp
    savage22hp Posts: 278 Member
    Take me down to the" very last city" where the grass is green and the girls are pretty....

    ...Aren't those the lyrics?

    Paradise City
  • becoming_a_new_me
    becoming_a_new_me Posts: 1,860 Member
    Tea Bagging....
    When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

    I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

    They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
    "Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
    I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

    I WAS APPALLED!


    OMG!!! I almost peed myself!!
  • jr1985
    jr1985 Posts: 1,033 Member
    Haha I totally thought it was Douche too instead of Deuce! learn something new everyday!

    Until I was like 10/12... I used to call CONDO'S, CONDOMS!... My mom just kept letting me do it in public too because she didn't want to explain to me what Condoms were... :/

    When my sister was in high school she asked at the dinner table what Promiscuous meant... my parents told her... then she yells "oh no! I thought it meant ornery! I just told Nick Hanson I was feeling Promiscuous today at school!"
  • chulie
    chulie Posts: 282
    I thought Led Zepplin was a person........when I was organizing music one day my boyfriend at the time (now my husband...considering he is a die hard Zepplin fan I'm surprised he still married me) died of laughted when I explained it was perfectly logical that it organized as "Zepplin, Led"............................

    Up until I was about 9 I also assumed once you got married....when you said " i do"..you got pregnant....I remember asking my mom.."but what if I don't want to have a baby right away???? dont' I HAVE to??"......

    Soooo many lyrical ones.....and apparently just learned a new one........Paradise city.....huh....
  • chulie
    chulie Posts: 282
    I thought Led Zepplin was a person........when I was organizing music one day my boyfriend at the time (now my husband...considering he is a die hard Zepplin fan I'm surprised he still married me) died of laughted when I explained it was perfectly logical that it organized as "Zepplin, Led"............................

    Up until I was about 9 I also assumed once you got married....when you said " i do"..you got pregnant....I remember asking my mom.."but what if I don't want to have a baby right away???? dont' I HAVE to??"......

    OH....as a kid I also thought my uncle sang the song "old time rock and roll".....I can't explain why now...just...at the time..I thought he did?!?!?!

    Soooo many lyrical ones.....and apparently just learned a new one........Paradise city.....huh....
  • polarsjewel
    polarsjewel Posts: 1,725 Member
    "There's a Bad Moon On The Rise" by CCR was "There's a bathroom on the right" to me

    I still hear that to this day! :drinker:
  • chulie
    chulie Posts: 282
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  • stormieweather
    stormieweather Posts: 2,549 Member
    My sister used to sing in church loudly "peace and thunder standing" (the words are peace and understanding).

    When my middle daughter was a toddler, she used to call thunder and lightening, 'tunder and lighting'. I still call it that :laugh:

    How about a reverse mondegreen?
    Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
    A kiddley divey too, wooden shoe?
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
    my husband thought this:

    "Blinded by the light/ revved up like a DOUCHE.... I had to explain to him what a Douse was. :) He still sings it this way for a laugh.

    ....Those aren't the words?!

    I always thought it said, "wrapped up like a douche."
  • Churble
    Churble Posts: 85 Member
    I always heard "dirty deeds and the Dunder Chief" instead of "done dirt cheap". Even now that I know the right lyrics, I still sing Dunder Chief, because it's more fun.
  • Namaste1983
    Namaste1983 Posts: 603 Member
    MY GRANDMA TOLD ME I WAS RELATED TO POCAHONTAS WHEN I WAS A LITTLE... I WET THROUGH MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD BELIEVING THIS AND AT SHOW AND TELL SHOWED UP WITH PIGTAILS AND A FEATHER.....
    I DON'T THINK SHE HAD KIDS.... LMAO
  • Cberg9
    Cberg9 Posts: 123
    my husband thought this:

    "Blinded by the light/ revved up like a DOUCHE.... I had to explain to him what a Douse was. :) He still sings it this way for a laugh.

    I thought he was saying "Wrapped up like a douche"....thanks for clearing that one up....HAHAHAH
  • Cberg9
    Cberg9 Posts: 123
    my husband thought this:

    "Blinded by the light/ revved up like a DOUCHE.... I had to explain to him what a Douse was. :) He still sings it this way for a laugh.

    ....Those aren't the words?!

    I always thought it said, "wrapped up like a douche."

    SEE ME TOO!! I think we have it right...
  • EmCarroll1990
    EmCarroll1990 Posts: 2,832 Member
    Take me down to the" very last city" where the grass is green and the girls are pretty....

    ...Aren't those the lyrics?

    Paradise City

    No freaking way.
  • paulamarsden
    paulamarsden Posts: 483 Member
    Got brass in pocket - yeah i thought it said "got my style, got my sausage".

    Mum still ribs me for it.
  • Slugsasarus
    Slugsasarus Posts: 76 Member
    "Hold me closer, Tony Danza"
  • MaximalLife
    MaximalLife Posts: 2,447 Member
    Tea Bagging....
    When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

    I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

    They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
    "Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
    I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

    I WAS APPALLED!


    OMG!!! I almost peed myself!!
    I was jokingly referred to as "Daddy Tea Bag" for months after that.
  • VeganInTraining
    VeganInTraining Posts: 1,319 Member
    my husband thought this:

    "Blinded by the light/ revved up like a DOUCHE.... I had to explain to him what a Douse was. :) He still sings it this way for a laugh.

    I always thought it was douche until I looked it up too...what is a Douse anyway?
  • shedoos
    shedoos Posts: 446 Member
    my husband thought this:

    "Blinded by the light/ revved up like a DOUCHE.... I had to explain to him what a Douse was. :) He still sings it this way for a laugh.

    OMG...this is me! Tell your Hubby he isn't alone!
    P.S. The song totally says 'douche' not deuce...hahaha I can hear it in the song I tell ya...haha


    Springsteen wrote it as "deuce" as in the hot rod. However, when it was recorded (and made big) by MME's band, they did in fact sing "douche"...

    at least that is what Springsteen said in an interview at one time.... if you listen to the original (Bruce's) version - it was "deuce"
  • sjmgde
    sjmgde Posts: 381 Member
    my husband thought this:

    "Blinded by the light/ revved up like a DOUCHE.... I had to explain to him what a Douse was. :) He still sings it this way for a laugh.

    OMG...this is me! Tell your Hubby he isn't alone!
    P.S. The song totally says 'douche' not deuce...hahaha I can hear it in the song I tell ya...haha

    same here
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    my husband thought this:

    "Blinded by the light/ revved up like a DOUCHE.... I had to explain to him what a Douse was. :) He still sings it this way for a laugh.

    My husband convinced me it was DOUCHE!!
  • cornfritter22
    cornfritter22 Posts: 230 Member
    Me (loudly) at 5 years old in the grocery store with my grandmother "Just take those old records off the shelf, I'm sittin' pissin' by myself..." She was not happy.
  • morgansmom02
    morgansmom02 Posts: 1,131 Member
    Take me down to the" very last city" where the grass is green and the girls are pretty....

    ...Aren't those the lyrics?

    Paradise City


    No freaking way.


    This made me LOL at work!!
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