Not what you thought it was............

wdwghettogirl

I have two....that song "Hang On Sloopy" by the McCoys? When I was little, I'd always sit in the backseat and belt out what I thought it was: "HANG ON STUPID, STUPID HANG ON!!!"

I always thought it sounded like "Hang on, Snoopy". lol

Churble

My husband thought the line in "Oh Holy Night" was "round, young virgin". We have laughed about that every year. He is not the only person who thinks this apparently. LOL!

is that not what it is?!

. Silent night! Holy night!
All is calm, all is bright,
Round yon Virgin Mother and Child!
Holy Infant, so tender and mild,
Sleep in heavenly peace!
Sleep in heavenly peace!

I thought that for years, wasn't until I joined a chorus and got a lyric sheet that I found out I was wrong.

Pocket_Pixi

Now watergate does not bother me..

I always thought it was "a one eyed gay does not bother me." the song never made sense and then when I heard it the right way i felt so ridiculous..

Boingo1

Two things.

Me: Billy Squier's 80's hit: My Kind of Lover . I thought was My Candleabra!

My 9 yr old son: The Rolling Stones "Hot Stuff" was playing on the radio in the car. He says to me, "This song makes me hungry!". Why would it make you hungry? "Because they keep saying Pasta! Pasta!".

To this day I always here that song as "Pasta"

laurenkoszola

Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back", I always thought it was rumpelstiltsken instead of rumpo smoothskin!!! LMAO

EmCarroll1990

Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back", I always thought it was rumpelstiltsken instead of rumpo smoothskin!!! LMAO

OMG me too. Up until 1 minute ago.

Grimmerick

It took me hours to convince my ex it was In a Godda Da Vida and not In the garden of Eden lol

AmberJslimsAWAY

Sir Mixalot's "Baby Got Back", I always thought it was rumpelstiltsken instead of rumpo smoothskin!!! LMAO

OMG me too. Up until 1 minute ago.

Ditto

Chastityx

Tea Bagging....
When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
"Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

I WAS APPALLED!

That is so funny, your son will never live that one down. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

How bad is this -- I've never heard of this, so I actually had to Google It. YIKES. I'm never doing THAT again -- wait, GOOGLING it, not DOING it. :blushing: Whew.

I'm just gonna shut up now. :huh:

I had to ask my 15 yr old son!!!!!

mudar146

My younger brother used to sing " I'm a cemetery kind of guy baby baby" instead of Semi charmed kind of life baby baby" (Third Eye Blind)

savage22hp

Go to YouTube and type in misheard lyrics , but not at work 'cause I was just rolling in the floor . There's one on there that plays the song and puts the misheard lyrics up while the song is playing that I had to stop several times to wipe my eyes and blow my nose .


Sorry I can't post the link .

sarahkatara

Tea Bagging....
When I was a pre-teen, tea-bagging was a caffeine rush derived by sucking on tea-bags, and then jumping around with a slight high. Fast forward 30 years.

I saw some tea-bags dumped in the trash, and my son, aged 15, had a sleep-over with several of his friends. My wife had dumped those tea-bags, but I didn't know that. I jokingly said "I see you guys were tea-bagging - eh?"

They all looked at me wide-eyed, embarrassed. I continued...
"Oh come on! I used to do that with my friends years ago" - and so the conversation went.
I left it at a that, and it was not until later that night at a party that somebody advised me of my mistake.

I WAS APPALLED!

This is HORRIBLE AND HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!! Your poor son! :laugh:

TinaDay1114

I had to ask my 15 yr old son!!!!!

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOO glad I'm not the ONLY one.

Chastityx

It actually was the garden of eden, but by the time everyone got back to the house, he was so drunk and sang it to them like that, and they liked it so much that they kept it

HauteP1nk

One afternoon I told my fiance that we needed to go shopping for our wedding bands.
He looked at me dumbfounded and then said: "Where do you wear a wedding band? On your head? Thought only women wore those?"

I started to laugh uncontrollably but managed to shake my head no...

He then asked if it was maybe an arm band? LOL

To this day I can't help but laugh...haha

He had never heard the term wedding band!!
So I had to explain that it was another term for 'Wedding ring'....lol

Chsayer

That's from an old Simpsons episode.

Reasie26

my brother thought that when a man got a vas. they cut his balls off... he's 27 and I just convinced him he was wrong lol

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

Audddua

I always heard "dirty deeds and the Dunder Chief" instead of "done dirt cheap". Even now that I know the right lyrics, I still sing Dunder Chief, because it's more fun.

:laugh: I thought it was, "dirty deeds and the thunder chief... I didn't get corrected until college.

Grimmerick

A coworker told me that when she first met her husband he called his underwear panties................he didn't know that panties was a term just for women LOL , she broke him of that real quick. I asked if english was his first language and she said yea born and raised in va lol

Chsayer

I never new (until about 5 years ago) that block buster blue logo was a torn movie stub. My wife never new why they gave crowns out at burger king. :laugh: